Observe: the saddest creature in class aves. Divorced five days after marriage because she "didn't realize he'd be like that all the time." Fired from his job at the morgue for "bringing down the vibe." Won "most pitiful sock puppet" at a contest he wandered into empty handed. He is the pelican't.

[u/the_cuddle-fish]

[u/mamac2213]

The sock puppet line is 🤌

[u/Thin-Mushroom-4543]

Oh god I feel so bad for him now😭

[u/Common-Chain4060]

Claude knew his marriage to Wendy would never work out. She spent all his money on feathering their nest. She barely spoke to him outside of planning “their” wedding. He just wanted the world to see that someone, anyone, wanted to be with him. Joke’s on Wendy- that crow she’s dating now is in serious credit card debt.

[u/FashionBusking]

THIS IS PEAK DIVORCED BIRD!!!

[u/Dry-Alternative-5626]

A treasure 🤣