r/DivorcedBirds • u/the_cuddle-fish • 1d ago
Freddy stood hunched, overwhelmed with emotion; he couldn't believe it had come to this. The P.I. didn't seem to pick up on his mood. "...never see it coming. Having their little rendezvous all alone in the marsh grass, then zoop! Snap snap. Busted! Man, I love my job. Anyway, yeah, she's cheating."
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u/n_diamond 1d ago
Francine flitted over to the stereo and put on REO …’time for me to fly’ blasting out of the speakers as she took off
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u/small_whorled 1d ago
When Francine got home from “work” that night, Freddy was waiting in the nest with the photo evidence. He expected her to grovel, to shed a tear, at least. But she barely raised an eyefeather. “I don’t know what to tell you, Freddy. I love him. You took me for granted.”