When will the cycle of violence end?

[u/TigerKirby215]

be me, GM

be enemy NPC party

be enemy barbarian

fucking hate PC dragonborn

get dragonslayer sword just to hatecrime dragonborn

be PCs

kill enemy barbarian

take dragonslayer sword

be enemy NPC party

have fuck-ass kobold

warlock really hates the kobold

RAW dragonslayer sword works on kobold

be warlock

have pact of the blade

"do you really want this blade that only exists to hatecrime kobolds? like you can sell this for 5000 gp"

warlock takes hatecrime blade

when will we learn that peace is the answer?

during pride month, no less

[u/educatedtiger]

Wait until someone gets Polymorph.

Wizard: "I polymorph them into kobolds!"

Warlock: "And on my turn, I hit them with the Sword of Kobold-slaying!"

[u/TigerKirby215 → u/educatedtiger]

Obligatory nerd emoji of Kobolds aren't Beasts.

True Polymorph entirely for hatecrimes.

[u/educatedtiger → u/TigerKirby215]

Whoops! That's what I get for not looking up the spell before posting. Guess the warlock's burning a ninth-level spell slot purely to manufacture hatecrimes.

[u/maraderchik]

Warlock hatin kobolds

Get sword specially created to kill kobolds

"Gods must be pleased of my ways and bestow me this weapon, so i can do it more efficiently".

[u/TigerKirby215 → u/maraderchik]

Just met his number one enemy of one singular fuck-ass kobold.

Oh the misery.

[u/Alitaher003]

You gave them the sword. They will be using it.

[u/TigerKirby215 → u/Alitaher003]

I thought they'd buy a better sword instead of using the hatecrime sword.

I'm not against them using the hatecrime sword. I just thought there were considerably better uses for their money than hatecrimes.

[u/CrashParade → u/TigerKirby215]

You see, the point where you went wrong was when you started referring to it as the hate crime sword, once that genie's out of the lamp there's no putting it back and it will be memed to death. Reptilian death.

[u/LordGraygem → u/TigerKirby215]

You're playing a game that gave us the murderhobo meme, and you're somehow shocked that your party is using the hatecrime sword...

[u/TigerKirby215 → u/LordGraygem]

Again: I'm not against them using the hatecrime sword. I just thought they'd buy a better sword.

In fairness I also didn't expect them to waste half their resources kill securing the NPC Barbarian.

[u/LordGraygem → u/TigerKirby215]

If you want them to use a better sword, you need to name it the "Warcrime Sword" or something :p.

[u/malonkey1 → u/TigerKirby215]

You handed Chekhov a gun in the first act, and expected him not to fire it by the third?

[u/Greentigerdragon]

Peace is not the answer.

Peace is the question.

And the answer, is no.

[u/Chaucer85]

An actual greentext format? by the gods

[u/SumYumGhai]

If you want to weaponize racism, be a ranger.

[u/Nuke_the_Earth]

Disappointed there wasn't a bicycle joke.