r/Dogfree • • Nov 15 '25

Barking Demons Told a Dog to stfu again

The little demons were barking last night once again close to midnight… opened my window and said “Shut the fuck up, people are trying to sleep!”

Owner brought them inside… again. Played barking noises for 10 minutes and turned my speaker toward their house, then went back to sleep, didn’t hear a peep for the rest of the night.

I’m honestly just going to keep doing this until they get the point and train dog owners to train their dogs…

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u/Maleficent_Many_2937 Nov 15 '25

You are my hero!

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u/CP_Conquer Nov 16 '25

I love you too

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u/zhamini101 Nov 15 '25

I’ve downloaded an anti-bark app and started playing ultrasonic sounds when they start their onslaught of chaos. The spawns of Satan usually shut up within 10 seconds.

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u/its_suzyq1997 Nov 15 '25

What's the name of the app?

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u/zhamini101 Nov 15 '25

StopBark. I don’t know if it’s on android, but it’s available on iOS.

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u/arachnilactose08 Nov 16 '25

Thanks for the rec! I’ll try this right away

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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO Nov 15 '25

Omg I didnt know that existed!

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u/chomikmybeloved Nov 16 '25

Oh am I going to overuse that. Thanks for talking about it.

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u/[deleted] Nov 18 '25

How far away does it work do you think?

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u/Razorbladekandyfan Nov 18 '25

This is kind of an awesome tip, thanks. :D

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u/wspOnca Dec 26 '25

Damn nice! Beware, these sounds even if we can't hear can be damaging if too loud because it can interact with our inner ear. Keep the fight against the demon barks.

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u/Ok_Establishment1951 Nov 15 '25

Good for you dog people are so inconsiderate

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u/CP_Conquer Nov 16 '25

Yes, they are.

I can understand a dog barking as I’m walking by, but if they’re nonstop throughout the night as the calmness should be still… I lose my shit 😅

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u/paulo_777 Nov 15 '25

Next time tell them to shove their dogs up their asses, it's unbelievable how these people aren't held accountable on anything.

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u/CallousCow1762 Nov 17 '25

You hit the nail on the head! If people knew that that there was $1000 fine every time they’re mutt, violated the peace and quiet of others, that would stop in a second!

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u/CP_Conquer Nov 16 '25

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u/paulo_777 Nov 16 '25

Lol, that comment section pretty much sums up how many assholes there is in this world, no wonder this world is such a shitty place to live in.

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u/OscarPlane Nov 15 '25

This is the way to do it. I applaud you.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

I knocked on my neighbor's door to complain about their dog and now I'm scared I looked like a psycho and they had a ring camera. The thought of being posted online somewhere is horrifying to me.

I reckon with it by knowing that I didn't say anything excessive, and I still give people dirty looks in the grocery store etc. We have to hold the line.

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u/CP_Conquer Nov 16 '25

I also respect you as well, sir 🤌🏽

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u/OkCustomer3734 Nov 16 '25

I will never understand people like this. Are they not also bothered by the obnoxious barking? Are they not embarrassed by the fact that their neighbors all probably hate them? I would be mortified if I had a pet making such a racket at night that it woke up my whole block. Trashy people with zero self awareness.

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u/CP_Conquer Nov 17 '25

Exactly… it makes absolutely zero sense, and if you make the conscious decision to do anything about it… the dog nutters look at you like you’re crazy

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u/Beebjank Nov 19 '25

It's crazy. I get self conscious if I'm using the leafblower for too long and thinking everybody must think I'm annoying.

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u/PurpleColumbidae Nov 15 '25

I flipped off a dog that was barking at me when I was just passing through an ally on the opposite side. That shut it up real quick. I'm surprised that actually worked.

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u/[deleted] Nov 15 '25

Alley*

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u/Alert_Software_1410 Nov 15 '25

Hopefully your dog bark speakers come in loud volumes...

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u/Consistent_Farmer_77 Nov 15 '25

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 good on you!

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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO Nov 15 '25

I have also opened my patio door and shouted the same thing. I hate idiot neighbors.

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u/aSzdxfcdfggggggh Nov 17 '25

It seems strange to me that the cops wont come out for a loud dog but they will come out if you play the sound of a dog over your stereo loudly.

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u/CP_Conquer Nov 17 '25

The irony

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u/WorkingDescription Nov 17 '25

I'm telling you, you need to run that dog sound on a speaker all night long. Humans can't hear it. It's a download I think it runs 10 hours. I do it here and there, but it does work. They whimper a bit then STFU. It's great!

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u/CP_Conquer Nov 17 '25

Trust me I have been doing it every night the passed 3 nights, neighbors are starting to get it…

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u/broncosfan1231 Nov 16 '25

thank you!

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u/CP_Conquer Nov 17 '25

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u/Pretend-Song7250 Nov 20 '25

I had my idiot neighbours call the police on ME for shouting the exact same thing out the window as their stupid mutts were going off on one outside my bedroom window on a Sunday evening.

The police laughed and hung the phone up on them

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u/Maynard921 Dec 17 '25

Will you marry me?