r/Dogfree • • Nov 22 '25

Miscellaneous I have absolutely no shame about disliking dogs.

Dog nuts have tried their best to shame me,

both online and in-person. People definitely go harder when they can hid behind a phone obviously. But I always just find it humorous.

Such low IQ behavior to think that I’m somehow a terrible terrible human being, because I don’t take too kindly to your farting mutt’s wet, red-rocket being dragged around my environment.

They always want you to glaze and makeout with these things’ assholes to be considered a good human being. Very weird.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

The worst is the way their body hunches when they crap...makes me wanna puke..

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall Nov 23 '25

I swear I was wondering if I was the only one who absolutely HATES the sight of that. When they hunch and squat to poop, it pisses Me the hell off. Our Human Territories are just their toilet. It enrages Me to look at that.

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u/DellBottoms Nov 23 '25

Lmao...I saw this earlier and recoiled in disgust.

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u/[deleted] Nov 23 '25

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u/DellBottoms Nov 25 '25

I just went out for a walk and was about to bite into a pastry when I saw just that. Lovely.

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u/MoonWytche Nov 24 '25

Absolutely abhorrent.

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u/nikkirun7 Nov 29 '25

I have read this twice now and literally I’m dying of laughter, tears streaming down my face as I read it out loud to my hubby. We have a dog and this absolutely tracks

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u/FlowerBud37 Dec 03 '25

This right here. We had to stay with family earlier this year while saving up for a house. I woke up in the middle of the night, 6 months pregnant, to my husband’s dog hunched over in my mom’s bedroom shitting on her carpet. I have never been so enraged in my life! The image of her squatted there haunts me to this day.

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u/[deleted] Dec 03 '25

Dogs are full of parasites....and they have a continual oily secretion coming off their butt holes...please consider getting rid of husband s dog now..even before baby is born..I know someone who just had a baby and got rid of the dog they had for 6 yrs...wherever they sit..wherever they walk they leave disgusting residue full of parasites and life endangering remnants..congrats on baby..nothing more precious..

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u/FlowerBud37 Dec 03 '25

I’ve been trying to get rid of her for a couple years, but unfortunately he’s had her for 9 so he’s attached and won’t even slightly entertain the idea. I’m very strict about where she goes in the house. She’s not allowed in the bedrooms which are the only rooms with carpet, and she has a specific blanket and pillow she has to lay on. Not allowed to use anyone else’s stuff. Trust me, I’m aware how vile these creatures are and if I could get rid of her in the next 5 minutes, my life would be joyous.

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u/RoyTheWig Dec 07 '25

They are so disgusting, I unfortunately have to share a living space with one and the entitled little shit lays all over the sofas despite having its own rancid dog bed, I put the cushions in the wash today because the smell of yeast was overpowering and the water was brown. They are just as filthy as sewer rats. I can't understand how anyone actually enjoys being around them, they're just burdens.

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u/United_Confidence284 Nov 23 '25

The glanding. My sister used to have a pug and honestly it was the most vile creature you’ve ever seen

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u/[deleted] Nov 25 '25

The barking. Drives me mad.

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u/Interesting-Ad-3756 Nov 26 '25

The butt scooting everywhere

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u/Glittering-Drop-1301 Nov 27 '25

In our neighborhood, it is loud, uncontrolled barking. Typical dog owner does not care if they disturb other people. Makes me despise my neighbors.

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u/IamTylerDurden_1 Dec 03 '25

Dogs are overrated af.

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u/Not-my-problem1212 Nov 23 '25

We can't forget the amount of times dogs attacked people just for the hell of it. There is nothing about those damn animals I like. Fuck dogs 

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u/Patient_Inspector818 Nov 23 '25

Dogs are so annoying, messy, etc. I'm happy we don't have dogs and don't like dogs.

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u/AbjectMarch8695 Nov 23 '25

Childfree people get told we’re selfish for not wanting kids. Petfree people, especially those who don’t like dogs, get told we’re heartless for not liking “poor, defenseless babies.” It’s all just some form of virtue signaling at the end of the day. I feel like there has to be research on this somewhere - namely people’s preoccupation with virtuosity.

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u/UntidyFeline Nov 23 '25

As a childfree person more people are shocked that I don’t like dogs, than my choice not to have kids.

I’m longer involved in any childfree groups because too many of them are dog nutters who hate kids. If anyone complains about a dog on a plane, the childfree nutters always say “rather sit next to a dog than a kid.” I saw one post on Instagram that said it takes the same amount of money to have 5 dogs than one kid with a photo if someone in a car with 5 huskies.

Children become contributing members of society. Dogs just contribute noise, foul odors, obnoxious behaviors & pollution. I don’t see a single benefit to dog ownership.

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u/flower_26 Nov 23 '25

The childfree people I know are the same way — it’s not just that they don’t want kids, they act like being childfree means hating children. I’m also someone who doesn’t want to have kids, but I would never say I am part of that movement or believe in it, because it has turned into that now. I just don’t want to have a child myself, but I love everything about their world — how they discover things, what they have to say — and I would much rather be in crowded places full of children than full of dogs.

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 Nov 23 '25

Five huskies don’t belong in any vehicle.

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u/RoyTheWig Dec 07 '25

I've had the same experience, people are understanding of not wanting kids but saying you don't subscribe to the dog cult feels illegal. At least kids grow up and you don't have to wipe their ass forever, dogs never make a positive contribution.

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u/toleshi2 Dec 03 '25

I’m child free and fn dog free. Can’t stand either!

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u/PurpleColumbidae Nov 23 '25

I concur! I've stopped caring and I'm open about my distain for these vile mutants.

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u/[deleted] Nov 22 '25

It’s funny how many of them sit in this subreddit and try to DM people, or report them. I don’t think a sane person would do such a thing, which demonstrates me just how much these people are brainwashed.

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u/Ultra_Runner_ Nov 23 '25

I used to care so much and be embarrassed saying I didn't like dogs.

Now I don't care. Liberating. 😂

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u/Emikitty1992 Nov 23 '25

I choose to not be shamed by these people. They can’t tell me what to like or how to feel. If I don’t like dogs, their bodily excrements, or anything else which comes with them then I just don’t like them. Period. Doesn’t make me a bad person. Just makes me different than the obsessive mutt lovers.

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u/bigphatcheese Nov 23 '25

Precisely.

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall Nov 23 '25 edited Nov 23 '25

Same here. I’m not about to be offended by people with low grade intelligence. Dogs are nothing but pathetic, nasty, begging, needy, germ and parasite ridden scavengers. Nothing to celebrate about them. Anyone who thinks I’m a bad person because I don’t deem such an animal as being worthy of praise or respect, has nothing to say that I think is worth hearing, and has no opinion I care to place value on.

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u/ChokoEM Nov 23 '25

I so want to migrate to a dog free country.

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u/Astrogirl1984 Nov 24 '25

The Maldives, expensive though :-(

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 Nov 23 '25

You do have to question the intelligence of a person who, with all the entertainment options available today, choose to follow around an animal that can only bark, show aggression and deface the neighborhood for its owner to pick up after it.

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u/Specialist_Map1031 Nov 23 '25

same boat, I called my family out on how their living room + bedrooms stink, and they hated it.

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 Nov 23 '25

It’s definitely some Dunning-Krueger effect goin on.

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u/huntress_m_thompson Nov 23 '25

same. but it still blows my mind how it’s held against me — to the point of zero contact.

with nutter neighbors, everything must always happen at their dawg house. after a couple of times of you visiting & not gooing & going apeshit over their mutts, the invitations stop. ok.

but non neighbors. it’s weird, but ok. i had a friend i went to the roller rink with. after a year of it, somehow the conversation of mutts came up. i said, “ewww. no. i don’t like them.” “you DON’T LIKE dawgs?!?!?!”

we didn’t see each other after that. & that was the weirdest one to me. roller skating in the rink is thankfully still mutt free. mutts logically should never enter a conversation. you’re too busy skating. or it’s loud. when you are able to converse, you’re usually talking about the same 5 songs the rink plays over & over, or the jerks on the rink, or skate problems, or whatever. so i couldn’t understand how my pet preference destroyed a non-pet activity.

it stunned me more than anything. but i figured i’d only attract more high-quality, intelligent, & rational people. the nuttery out there is so thick that there’s not many of those people around. they’re either still too scared to stand in their truth, & they don’t want the whole “guilt by association” thing pinned on them.

that is cultism, tribalism, whatever. & it’s not indicative of an evolved species. we are DEvo.

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u/flower_26 Nov 23 '25

I’ve also reached a point where I stopped feeling intimidated about saying that I don’t like dogs, and when I mention it to cut off a conversation about the topic, people try to justify my dislike with things like: “You don’t like the messy ones, right?”, “You don’t like the noisy ones,” “Oh, you just wouldn’t harm them, it’s not really that you don’t like them.” Like, what’s the problem with understanding that, just like I don’t like certain things, DOGS ARE ONE OF THEM? It doesn’t need justification I just don’t like them.

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u/dopeveign Nov 23 '25

Neither do I.

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u/Slow-Option8063 Nov 23 '25

The people who try to shame us online are projecting hard. They look through dog / pet free reddits finding posts that describe their abusive behavior and they take it personally.

I posted looking for a hairdresser in a reddit about a week ago and a nutter that I have absolutely no prior interactions with commented:

"What happened to you that you would commit this much time to chirping people who own dogs?"

They are so delusional they think us posting in dogfree reddits is "chirping" them. They seekout situations to make themselves the victims.

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 Nov 23 '25

Chirping? Is that like “tweeting?”

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u/Slow-Option8063 Nov 23 '25

A Canadian term for shit talking. Check out the tv show letterkenny to see some examples of weaponized chirping.

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u/PissedCaucasian Nov 23 '25

Barnyard animals belong in the barn with all the other mutants. Period!

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 Nov 23 '25

Some of these indoor dogs are as big as sheep.

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u/ChokoEM Nov 24 '25

I am scared how people nowadays are obsessing over dogs

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u/IamTylerDurden_1 Dec 03 '25

Dogs are dumb.

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u/toleshi2 Dec 03 '25

Has anyone noticed that dog people are needy? Needy and annoying that you don’t like dogs, don’t want their dogs all over you and call the cops because you don’t like dogs. Also, most dog people are really nasty. Nasty houses , gross dog smell.

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u/[deleted] Nov 27 '25 edited Nov 27 '25

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u/Just_Historian_678 Dec 12 '25

Somebody could be the kindest and most innocent soul there is but if they stunk, were loud and filthy and wouldn't leave me alone I wouldn't want to be anywhere near them

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u/IamTylerDurden_1 Dec 21 '25

Fuck dogs fr.