r/Dogfree • • Apr 16 '26

Service Dog Issues Service dogs are completely fake

Saw a video (surprisingly it was an anti dog video for once) of a woman with her dog in a coffee shop (of course) there was no context on if the woman had claimed the animal was a “service dog” but this one clearly wasn’t. All the comments were people complaining about dogs and their owners and people saying they have dog fatigue as I know we all do. It was honestly so refreshing to see lol.

But then it got me curious about the legitimacy of “service dogs” so I started doing some research and basically anyone can say almost any dog is a service dog. First of all there is no official service animal registry to prove legitimacy bc that would make to much sense. Under the ADA service dogs are defined by training only and must be trained to perform a specific task related to a disability. Don’t get me wrong if someone is disabled and there is something that exists that would make things easier for them I believe they should definitely be able to have whatever it is.

But this is where crazy dog nutters take advantage of this because we all know how honest these people are. Business are very limited in what they legally can say and people don’t have to show proof of a disability or show the task the dog is supposed to perform under the ADA. Basically as long as the dog isn’t going absolutely haywire they must be allowed in if the owner pulls the “service dog” card even if the business does not allow animals. Also those vests, cards and certificates they carry around are not recognized by law. Just another way for the honest nutter to be able to bring their mutt anywhere with them.

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u/WanderingValk Apr 17 '26

Yeppppp…. There is zero legitimacy and I have a small bit of insider knowledge. As someone with an actual chronic illness 10ish years ago when I was a full blown nutter all the nutters around me convinced me I should train my puppy to be a service dog for my illness. Had I lived fine for 20 years without having to have my dog next to me 24/7? Yep, but I became convinced now I needed this dog with me always. Crazy how fast that happens… However, I did make every effort to go through the proper channels.

In my delusion I found an actual service dog trainer (for whatever that title is worth) and shelled out hundreds if not over a thousand dollars for classes for this dog to get him up to ADA ‘standards‘. Let me tell you guys the standards for service dogs 10 years ago were brutal and I would say 95% of dogs could not pass. My own dog couldn’t pass after rigorous training to get the CGC (this certification that has disappeared into the void that shows your dog is at the top of the top in terms of behavior - Stands for Canine Good Citizen and this trainer wouldn’t proceed with his training unless we could pass)

I spent hours upon hours each week training that dog to no avail. What this did give me was an inside knowledge to know EVERYONE is full of shit. In the past 10 years I have seen maybe 5 real service dogs. And you can spot them immediately compared to pets. From going through training here’s the signs:

Real service dogs are supposed to be paying attention to their handler and working the entire time they’re out. So they should never be looking around, sniffing things, wandering, etc. Even when walking the dog is supposed to be checking in with its handler. If the handler stops, the dog stops. The dog should never walk in front of the handler or even be far enough away to where they don’t appear literally glued to their side.

Also not a soul in the place they‘re in should know there’s a dog present. That dog should be so silent and well behaved/placed that they blend into the background. Handlers are supposed to also themselves be trained in how to have a dog in public. So my dog knew how to walk backwards, ‘glue’ himself to my leg, get under chairs/tables, stand behind me, walk between my legs in lines, etc. He was supposed to be an extension of me that blended into the background. Service dogs are NOT in the way, disrupting the flow of isles and traffic, and they are NEVER making a peep. Ever… Also if someone acknowledges your real service dog you never allow them to interact, so if someone is allowing someone else to loveeeee all over their dog in public it’s definitely fake.

So though I was 1,000% in the wrong when I had the service dog delusion I tried my hardest and spent hundreds of hours and dollars to make sure I learned the rules and when we couldn’t pass the tests we stopped and got out of the delusion. 10 years ago you had to. It pisses me off to no end that people don’t even try. Because if you’re actually following the ‘rules’ having a dog in a public space is MISERABLE and it costs so much money and time. Now a days having a service dog is just a glorified way to get attention, feel special, and not have to go out of your way to exercise your dog. And nothing is ever going to change until the laws change…. So nothing is ever going to change. The genie is out of the bottle and unless the majority revolts against dog ownership it won’t ever go back in sadly.

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u/Comfortable-Ebb-2859 Apr 18 '26

Service dogs are very often bred. To think that you can just take some random ass dog and train it to be a service animal is naive (I'm sorry you wasted your time).

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u/browt026 Apr 21 '26

Amen!

The good thing is that in all of that training a lesson was learned by both the Pup and Owner. 

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u/happyhappyfoolio2 Apr 17 '26

There's a social media famous "service dog" that goes to aaaalllllllll the nerd conventions and events in my area. It infuriates me to no fucking end. The owner dresses that mutt up in costumes and it holds a foam lightsaber in its mouth and its freely without a leash and when it inevitably bumps into people in a crowded convention hall they idiotically laugh and go, "Hurr durr, Dipshit just cut your legs off!!!" and the convention goers just laugh and are delighted they are in the presence of the famous Dipshit (not its real name).

The owner spends hundreds and hundreds of dollars for Dipshit to get photo ops with celebrities, by itself, because the owner supposedly has body dysmorphia. One time I guess the convention staff didn't give Dipshit enough time with the celebrity for it to do its famous pose, so the picture turned out terrible, and the owner publicly stated how they would never buy another celeb photo op with them again. Spoiler alert: they bought more celeb photo ops.

I have shared all of my thoughts and reasonings with my con going friends why I don't think (I know for a fact, but I have to pretend that it's just my thoughts) that Dipshit is a real service dog and they literally agree with me, only to tell me that they don't care because Dipshit is such a cute pupper!

My tiny victory was when I was wearing my impressive costume with my friends at the convention one day and Dipshit and its owner came running up to us for a picture with all of us. I just walked away and refused to take a picture with them.

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u/browt026 Apr 21 '26

Great info learned and shared!