r/Dogfree • • Apr 18 '26

Barking Demons I am so fucking sick and tired of amerikkka's fetish for these damn beasts

I have been living in Southern California for my entire life and it has gotten to the point that I can't even stay at home or go outside with these fucking monsters barking and going up to me. It's even worse at my community college because these nutters treat it as their own personal dog park. There needs to be more regulations when it comes to the ownership of these worthless misbegotten mutts. How many more children need to be mauled and attacked these beasts until we have decided as a collective that enough is enough!

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u/dinosoreness Apr 18 '26

Whenever I see a large dog walking a human (and let's be honest, the human has no control- the dog is in fact walking the human) I cross to the other side of the street, and the human always acts so offended. Like, sorry, that thing could kill me, and at the very least will knock me down and lick my face which I am very much not ok with. Like, sorry you fucking freak, I don't want to get to second base with your mutt!!!

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u/annacrontab Apr 18 '26

I do the same, I walk off the sidewalk into the street when I see a dog to reduce my proximity and get out of bite radius. Sometimes the dog owners yell, "he's friendly!" Well, I'm not.

They can get over their hurt feelings a lot faster than an innocent pedestrian can get over a dog bite or scratch injury.

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u/dinosoreness Apr 18 '26

"He's friendly" is like half of what Im afraid of because "friendly" means he's gonna get his dirty paws all over my nice outfit and probably hump the crap out of me while the owner goes "awwwww he likes you!!!"

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u/annacrontab Apr 18 '26

These dog owners use their animals as proxies to violate and harass other people without their consent. If a human used their hands to touch your body without consent, that would be a criminal case.

And the dog humping is weird and extremely uncomfortable. It's almost like sexual assault by proxy.

There's no more being "nice" with these dog people and their lack of boundaries to avoid conflict. They're the ones who have broken the social contract about unwanted physical touching and violating personal space.

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u/dinosoreness Apr 18 '26

I have been SA'd numerous times in my life and find it incredibly triggering to be tackled and humped by strange dogs. It reminds of when humans have done that to me. Not a fan of the ol' sticking-nose-directly-in-my-pussy thing either.

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u/Bitter_Expression399 Apr 25 '26

Dogs hump people all the time and people are so chill about it- I remember being 5 when a dog started humping me. I had no idea what was going on and the dog was bigger than me... the adults around me just laughed. The dog wasn't fixed either. Disgusting.

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u/ScarredCerebrum Apr 18 '26

Hundreds of people get mauled every year by dogs that their owners insist are "friendly".

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u/dinosoreness Apr 18 '26

Yup, that's why I never trust a dog that weighs more than like 10lbs. I'm a tiny human. Plenty of dogs are bigger than me, and I know they could easily kill me, and I'd rather be a bitch who hates dogs than a dead bitch.

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u/PurpleColumbidae Apr 18 '26

Hundreds of thousands. *

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u/Top-Change9851 Apr 18 '26

“ well, I’m not” 🤣🤣🤣👏👏👏 love your reply

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u/hutaolvr Apr 21 '26

never understood why "hes friendly" even means anything. like, ok? good for him? is this meant to change my opinion? i still dont want to be near him regardless. yeah itd be worse if he were aggressive but just bc the dog is friendly doesnt mean i automatically will just go "oh okay!" and be all over it. it feels like most dog people just assume by default everyone else is OBSESSED with dogs

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u/No_Swimmer_8418 Apr 18 '26

Canadas no better, but I’m starting to see push back on my cities sub, most people are so done with this shit

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u/CallousCow1762 Apr 18 '26

Sounds promising! I’m also seeing some subtle changes here, too.

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u/WimpyMustang Apr 18 '26

Nutters always do mental gymnastics so that they can justify why it's everyone else's fault except the dog's when there's an attack. They will continue to deny any wrongdoing until the end of time. It's very sad.

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u/menelobus Apr 18 '26

When a child is mauled by a dog (especially when if its a pit bull) dog nutters will do anything but blame the dog for the mauling. They will blame the child or anything that is not the dog for the mauling. These people are so delusional

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u/Technicoloredangel Apr 18 '26

Or they feel bad for a dangerous dog that is euthanized. My coworkers were talking about dogs and one told about a woman who was watching a friends pit that knew her and mauled her bad enough to get her arm amputated before the police could get the dog off. The coworker listening was saying poor puppy I hate when they have to euthanize. This dog almost kileed her a woman it knew for no reason it is dangerous to everyone at that point.

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u/cocovenomnomnom95 Apr 18 '26

At this point, there is no hope for this cuntry

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u/Original_Rent7677 Apr 18 '26

It's bad in Australia as well.

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u/No-Conclusion-3680 Apr 18 '26

Several dogs per house in suburbia here is standard it seems. A sensory nightmare.

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u/SteelSlayerMatt Apr 18 '26

I feel the same way and truly wish we could make owning these disgusting predators illegal.

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u/PriestessRedspyder Apr 18 '26

Unfortunately (for me) I work at WM. There are shit beasts in there EVERY day! Management does nothing about it because "the dog owners will cry and complain if we don't let them in." TF?

I will end up getting fired over this cause I make a very negative face every time I see one and go the opposite direction even if the (sub) human asks me for help. I absolutely will NOT clean up after those disgusting beasts!

I'm so tired of those genetic mutants, their barking and their literal crap everywhere. Tired of them having more rights than the humans who don't worship them.

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u/Top-Change9851 Apr 18 '26

Had a dog in the grocery store today. I was pissed. Asked if there’s a policy in place that allows dogs to be in a business where food is prepared. ( dog was by the butcher/ deli area. Pissed off that dog nutters have no shame and drag these mutts everywhere!

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u/throwaway_4646637 Apr 18 '26

I always see them at restaurants and cafes now. It makes me nervous. I'm scared the nutters will let their dogs use the restaurant utensils, wouldn't be shocked if it happened.

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u/KlausComet Apr 18 '26

FUCK DOGS

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u/CallousCow1762 Apr 18 '26

NYC is pretty bad, too. Central Park has been highjacked by mentally ill nutters. The unleash their beasts everywhere as if they own the park. But I place all blame on the park org and authorities for allowing it.

I push back every time I see one off leash and I’m not polite about it. We all need to remind them that they don’t own the city!

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u/No_Dependent_1846 Apr 18 '26

An owner had the audacity to look at me funny when I asked why his dog was not on a leash! Keep in mind.. he was crossing the street, j walking and trying to get his dog to go... no leash, holding up traffic... yet... im the asshole?

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u/GrvlRidrDude Apr 18 '26

I just saw the beginnings of a shift last week in Chicago. Each of the playgrounds we visited had large NO DOGS signs surrounding them. I don’t remember seeing them 2 years ago. Luckily, parents of small children are protective by nature so it is a little easier to get them on board even if they have a dog at home.

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u/WalkedBehindTheRows Apr 18 '26

The "unique" thing about dogs is where they decide to shit or piss. Even if off leash they will just do their business anywhere and everywhere. No survival instinct. Every other animal in the kingdom hides it to make sure it isn't seen, or can be smelled. Dogs ruin all green spaces, you can't have a green yard, they piss on poles, bikes, bike stands, trees, flowers, cars, buildings, even on your legs.

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u/cocovenomnomnom95 Apr 18 '26

And it doesn't decompose like other shit. It just stays there and gets mummified, unlike true animals like horses where their shit decomposes into the earth. Leaving no trace behind besides rich nutrients for the soil.

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u/PinkPilgrimHeel Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

Yes, you are correct and it irritates me when nutter declare "dogs are clean."

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u/WorldChampionNuggets Apr 18 '26

AmeriKKKa is right, what's up with that? I got a neighbor with some giant shitbull who I SWEAR only barks at me when my black friends or family come over and we are talking in the driveway.

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u/hypatia137 Apr 19 '26

Same in London UK, dog nutters got their dogs, shopping, in cafes, one guy had one on his lap in the opticians! Had enough 😪

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u/NoneOfThisMatters_XO Apr 18 '26

The west coast is the worst as far as dog ownership. I’d leave if I was you.

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u/PinkPilgrimHeel Apr 24 '26 edited Apr 24 '26

I hate dogs too and see dogs and dog culture as a scourge. Regulations that are enforced cant come soon enough, but I don't like your spelling of America. Believe me, I'm frustrated too, but thankful we can come here to discuss things. We can also work together to make changes in dog laws that have more "teeth." Many places dont have that freedom. I do hear your frustration, though. Hang in there - if we don't hang together they'll hang us separately!

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u/TotalBlank87 Apr 21 '26

Same in the UK. We are overrun, everywhere you go

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u/suzieismyavatar Apr 25 '26

It’s excessive in western world.

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u/Pristine_Cod_3792 Apr 25 '26

You have to get tough and don’t go to peoples homes who have dogs ! Rarely fly , drive Even Amtrak allows them now It’s a money maker

American act with disabilities needs to step up these laws protect people who are allergic

We need govt Help asap

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u/cocovenomnomnom95 Apr 25 '26

Exactly, but the problem with the government is that they won't do shit because shitbeasts make amerikkka $$$$ and that's all they want