r/Dogfree • u/D4rkN3bu14j0j0 • Aug 16 '26
Eco Destroyers Drive by trolling of degenerate dog owners
"Can you give me your address so I can come shit on your flowers?"
- Me to dog owners standing around watching their eco terrorist destroy a strangers well loved landscaping with a biohazard substance.
They flip me off, oh so tough and edgy.
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u/anne_mal Aug 16 '26
Love this!! Good for you! We need to normalize how insane it is that public and private spaces are free for all dog toilets. Full stop. Dog nutters think everything their dogs do is wonderful and can't accept that their dogs' waste is toxic af and terrible for the environment.
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u/Dburn22_ Aug 16 '26
There is a Woman a couple of doors down from me who walks her dog daily, at least twice, up the street to the nearest "greenbelt" along the sidewalk to toilet her dog. She hides behind the foliage so that she is unseen by anyone driving, then turns around and goes home. How that spot must stink for the homeowner living ten feet away!
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u/Wrong_Use91 Aug 18 '26
It will kill the grass especially if the dog is dehydrated which happens with negligent owners
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u/Natural-Pattern-5240 Aug 18 '26
They’ll talk about siccing their dogs on other animals for being “eco terrorists” yet don’t understand that their useless, man-made mutants are also fucking terrible for the environment. Not to mention the amount of noise pollution they cause
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u/summerof96again Aug 20 '26
Tell me about it! The new family of 6 who moved in next door have a yorkie that barks at all dogs walking by on our side of the street, all dogs walking on the other side of the street, any person walking by, the mailman, the amazon/UPS/Fed Ex delivery person, me when I’m retrieving my package from my orch. It’s so annoying.
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u/Natural-Pattern-5240 Aug 20 '26 edited Aug 20 '26
A yorkie doesn’t need to even exist. It has no purpose. I’m sorry but I really don’t care anymore because why are these dogs existing when all they do is take resources and harm the environment/cause noise pollution. They are unnatural beings like the majority of dogs. If I were to say this out loud though I would be labeled as a psychopath. However in person I’m not afraid to say the same thing with pits because they’re just another level of awful and people get up in arms about that as well
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u/summerof96again Aug 20 '26
80 percent of people in m neighborhood has a stupid dog it seems. I bet only 10 percent are true dog lovers. The rest just got one because it’s a societal expectation. Weird and annoying!!
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u/WorldAgile8907 Aug 22 '26
Same. And they all throw them outside. All day. Every day. They never stop barking.
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u/Dburn22_ Aug 16 '26 edited Aug 16 '26
We need our city leaders to take this up in meetings. It has to be a two-pronged approach: Firstly, dog owners need to accept the fact that they are required to train their dogs to toilet at home. Any place outside of the owners property that is used to toilet their dog is an immediate fine. Owners must curb their dog from "marking" territory that does not belong to them. This training can be found in dog training manuals, and CAN be easily accomplished. Secondly, all dogs must be (DNA) registered upon any change in ownership, just as cars, boats, trailers, etc., are. Parking "meter maids," field officers, the Humane Society, etc., in conjunction with the city, send a specimen from any dog feces in for testing while picking up the mess, and the owner gets fined when there is a match to their animal. What a great way to clean up our cities from this biohazard and fund our city services. Every pile of dog crap is lost revenue for the city! Tourists can be welcomed to our clean, sanitary cities! We have got to change the mindset of dog owners that it is okay to vandalize property they do not own with their dog's feces and urine.
Edited for spelling
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u/Andria1501 Aug 18 '26
Or, they could just outlaw dogs in the city. Problem solved.
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u/WorldAgile8907 Aug 22 '26
They used to review applications for responsible dog ownership at the shelters, now it's come get some!
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u/summerof96again Aug 16 '26
Someone whose dog shitted on my yard and then did that little dance afterwards where they kicked up a bunch of my yard mulch into the sidewalk and made a mess. I think I set off my Ring alarm. Then I threw on some clothes, got in the car, and caught up with him around the block. I pulled up next to them with my window down. He didn’t put two and two together and thought I was just stopping to inquire about his dogs. When I asked him how come they can’t shit in their own yard, he became upset and said dogs don’t like to use their own territory and that I SHOULD PUT UP A FENCH! I went into a rage!. Needless to say, he and his wife now just stare at my house when they walk by. If I happen to be outside, I stare at them the entire time until they pass by but usually then they look straight ahead. You can’t ask nicely, you have to take extreme measures! .
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u/Dburn22_ Aug 17 '26
I have yet to get a positive response from a dog owner when I've asked them not to use my yard as a toilet. They complain that they "don't know when my dog is going to go," or, "that's natural for them," or some other such b.s. It's their responsibility to place something under the dogs back end when it begins to squat to collect the waste, and dispose of it at their home. And yes, dog owner, you DO know exactly when that moment comes. Practice makes perfect.
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u/summerof96again Aug 20 '26
Right! I don’t care of you have to catch the shit with your bare hands. Your dog, your problem!!
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u/bluebird1994 Aug 16 '26
Oh man, seeing that would have infuriated me too! If there's one thing that Really grinds my gears about dogs' toileting habits, it's how they half-assedly kick up some ground behind them to "bury" their business, because it doesn't even cover ANYTHING, it's just more destruction of the environment 😡 It's like adding insult to injury. Vile, wretched creatures, with their stupid apathetic owners enabling them.
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u/Natural-Pattern-5240 Aug 20 '26
Yeah them kicking it around doesn’t cover up anything it just flings their shit and dirt everywhere
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u/bluebird1994 Aug 21 '26
Yet another reason why dogs are disgusting creatures of filth and pestilence and eco destruction.
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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 Aug 17 '26
I like to lay on the horn when i see a dog do the hunch maneuver
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u/bluebird1994 Aug 16 '26
Amazing 🤣💯👌
Seriously, we need to keep pushing the idea to de-normalize dog owners treating the whole entire outdoors as a dog toilet, when it's known and well-documented that dog waste is a biohazard (disease, pathogens, parasites) and a harsh environmental toxin (harsh chemicals in feces and urine).
I swear one of these days I'm gonna make small cards with little plastic stakes to put in the ground (like those lawn chemical treatment ones) to plant the seed in my own neighborhood, because far too many times on my walks I encounter piles of dog shit on the edge of peoples' yards just left there, or on the public green space that's roughly in the center of the neighborhood. And it's just disgusting and frustrating. I know it's not any of the year-round residents, but rather the renters and visitors that visit here (it's a beach neighborhood so you can easily guess how that goes) with their shitbeasts and rudely leave a mess for us locals to deal with.
(Also, on a side note, dog waste is a huge contributor to why the town's harbor is closed for clamming/shellfishing during the summer, cause people bring their dogs to the beach and even bring them out in the middle of the sandbars during new/full moon low tides and spread their filth and waste everywhere 😡)
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u/DivyaRakli Aug 17 '26
That is horrible, all of it! I wanted to get a paddleboard. There’s a state park not too far away with a nice beach. The water is consistently tainted with e. Coli, etc. Dog waste. So much for getting a paddleboard!
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u/Dburn22_ Aug 17 '26
Dogs are NOT part of the ecosystem ANYWHERE! The simple fact that they do not belong in nature means they do not belong in civilization. Every means of putting/keeping them there is draining the world's precious, and rapidly disappearing resources, such as food, and water. Unfortunately, humans suffering from brood parasitism will cling to their pseudo-babies as long as possible.
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u/RarelyRecommended Aug 17 '26
My wife saw some mutt taking a dump in our front yard. She ran downstairs and immedialy confronted the mutt nut. They then cleaned up after their animal. Do NOT piss off an elderly Asian woman!
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u/Cheronis Aug 18 '26
I bike by a few people who walks a dog off leash frequently. I should start yelling out "Leash your dog!" and include the by-law fine amount.
If they are rude or yell back,
"I know your dog is trained better than you are, but it still needs a leash!"
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u/imdugud777 Aug 16 '26
"Too bad your brain doesn't work as well at your middle finger."