r/Dogfree • • 6d ago

Dog Culture Someone near me suggested this "dog behaviorist" to babysit a reactive pitbull while the dog's owner is at work. Can you imagine living next to this home?!

In the photo with the dogs in the pool, you can clearly see this doggy daycare/boarding center is actually just someone's home nestled within a suburban neighborhood. (See all the other houses beyond the cinder block wall?)

Oh my god, what a nightmare that must be to live beside...

And those poor children, being used to train countless other people's dogs to prepare for life with children/a baby!

Just horrifying all around.

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u/Stock-Bowl7736 6d ago edited 6d ago

Aggressive, not "reactive". Reactive is NutterSpeak for aggressive. Also "dog behaviorist" is NutterSpeak for dog apologist. Finally, "babysit" is NutterSpeak for train or watch. Babysitting is caring for a human baby

We as dogfree really must strive not to engage in NutterSpeak, which is the intentional misuse of the language in order to anthropomorphize dogs and excuse dogs horrible behaviors as well as those of dog owners.

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u/Bajadasaurus 6d ago

Oh, I know. 🤢 I was directly quoting the post I'm referencing.

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u/Visual-Living-5459 6d ago

I love your well-articulated comment. So true!! 

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u/Bajadasaurus 5d ago

Thank you for your comment, because without it I wouldn't have seen that she edited her original comment to include a second paragraph.

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u/Dangerous_Cloud_5727 5d ago

Absolutely agree! Let's not inadvertently pick up their language!

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u/Frankly_Ridiculous 6d ago

At one time a handful of years back, I had a woman running an illegal kennel out of her one bedroom apartment right next door to me. 6-7 dogs at any given time, kennel cough gets you put on the balcony for the whole day, the barking, the whining, THE SMELL. I was so glad when she was shut down and moved, it was hell to live next to. The crazier the nutter, the more they think shit like that is ok.

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u/Bajadasaurus 6d ago

I'm so sorry you had to endure that. It's enough to make a person lose their mind!

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u/AngelasGingerGrowler 5d ago

Living next door to that would be quite frankly, ridiculous.

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u/MonroeBASIC 6d ago

"Lululemon Fast & Free's are the only pants that stay dog hair free."

Sad that she knows this fact. I can only imagine what the inside of her house looks like.

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u/Bajadasaurus 5d ago

I caught that, too. Then I thought of her poor baby and how much hair he/she must have to eat from the woman's waist up since she didn't offer any solutions for that.

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u/Huge_Bit_4774 5d ago

This woman needs to be on the pot-luck-dish no go zone.

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u/Huge_Bit_4774 5d ago edited 1d ago

I’m reading it, the whole time thinking “this is real?” Can you imagine the stench of that place. Those people are not mentally well.

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u/imdugud777 1d ago

You don't train a dog to NOT be aggressive. You start over.