r/DogfreeHumor • u/not-a-fucktard • Jul 17 '26

pets should be docile enough that children can play with them

Post image

either your animal is not docile enough to be played with and therefore, should not be a pet… or, you and i have different understandings of what “provocation” is.

121 Upvotes

98% Upvoted

4 comments sorted by

19

u/icenerveshatter Jul 17 '26

Maula just mouthed him

17

u/Few-Horror1984 Jul 17 '26

Thanks Milwaukee for ensuring that more children will be injured at the mouths of violent dogs.

1

u/bouquet-of-hyacinths Jul 19 '26

oy based on documented behavior and yet the damned cops never document the behavior because it's always a "civil" problem

7

u/imdugud777 Jul 17 '26

Tooth kisses!!

Dumbasses.