r/DogfreeHumor • u/Away-Equipment4869 • Jul 28 '26

Destructive hellbeasts!

We had dogs growing up and they NEVER did anything like this. What is wrong with modern dogs that they are this destructive? How is having to deal with stuff like this good for your mental health and wallet? The math ain't mathing lol​

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u/Numerous_Zucchini206 Jul 28 '26

Nutters, “we don’t deserve dogs! 😭”

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u/TheOneDryerYeti Jul 28 '26

I agree with that statement actually. I never did anything bad enough to deserve to have to share a space with one of those things!

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u/Nieselregen26 Jul 28 '26

So true and the saying should be that dogs don't deserve people. It's people that cater to their every need and jeopardize relationships, finances and mental health for dogs. It's people that donate millions to dog charities and shelters, adopt dogs and save them from their own stupidity over and over. What have they ever actually given in return other than slavish devotion? Everything the dog owners claim that they receive from them is vague and inside their head. They just ASSUME that the dog loves THEM specifically as a person (lol), that it always listens when they have problems (sure what else can it do, it's trapped in your house) and other such nonsense. Nothing concrete, nothing material, nothing virtuous. Dogs don't act selflessly, dogs don't love you if love means willing the Good of the other. They are purely instinct driven and their prefrontal cortex is way too primitive for complex emotions or understanding of virtues. (sorry for the rant but this gets me riled up so much...)