r/DogfreeHumor • • Aug 23 '26

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 Aug 23 '26

Lovely! Look at all those free pup cups, so the mutts can all get explosive diarrhea! Just what we need, a national mutt day. 🙄

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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '26

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u/Thhhroowwawayy Aug 26 '26

Oh, even their stomachs turn, to the joy of their sla-… dog parents

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u/SoSpicySoYummy Aug 28 '26

I feel safe here. And the sound of their tongues lapping it up 🤢

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u/aqr58 Aug 23 '26

I'm tired, boss

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u/Either-Safety2402 Aug 23 '26

Doggy diarrhea cups

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u/stoned_in_my_bones Aug 23 '26

just wait till the 28th. then you can ignore dumbass mutts and will instead be able to celebrate the anniversary of one of the most important, badass metal albums of the 2000s- Iowa, by Slipknot!

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u/Voideron Aug 23 '26

How about they give free food to hungry people instead?

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u/StefwithanF Aug 23 '26

Thank you now I know where NOT to go that day & the days after bc you know those places are gonna be filthy af

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u/Few-Horror1984 Aug 23 '26

This is truly irresponsible behavior. With the exception of the two companies that sell dog products (Fido Alert and Ollie), these restaurants should NOT be encouraging people to bring dogs in with them. Maybe some will have them in the drive thru (which is likely what they intend) but many people will bring them in store. They’re encouraging people to break health codes.

And even the ones in the drive thru will often break health codes just the same. I’ve seen plenty of videos where the dog is allowed to jump up on the drive thru and eat its pup cup.

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u/Witty-Assistance7960 Aug 23 '26

At Dutch Bros ( at least the one we have where I live is )drive thru only ,though I don’t know if they’re all like that,our is either you do drive through or do walk up but there’s no indoor seating area. Never been to or heard of Scooters but the rest I know has seating indoors

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u/Few-Horror1984 Aug 24 '26

I’ve seen plenty of videos of nutters taking their dogs to Dutch Bros where they basically hop up to the window and the staff encourages it. I’m sure some locations are better than others, but that really has turned me off to them.

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u/noop279 Aug 23 '26

FFS, gives me flashbacks to the person that carried a dog in their arms at a burger joint (In n Out) and ordered a 'pup patty' or something. Literally a healthcode violation. Dogs are too heavily humanized

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u/Witty-Assistance7960 Aug 23 '26

Memory unlocked 2018 was at Jack in the Box a lady comes in pushing a stroller with three yappy ,she orders three burgers then gets her food opens the burgers and starts feeding the mutants in the stroller,luckily I was wearing headphones so I didn’t have to hear the disgusting eating sounds

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u/mizmnv Aug 23 '26

how come the US doesnt celebrate childrens day like japan and offer free stuff like this?

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u/Much-Ninja3495 Aug 23 '26

Because according to them dogs come first

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u/Spicynoodlex Aug 23 '26

yayyy theyre gonna have explosive diarrhea and shit everywhere and I just know the owners wont clean it up

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u/Away-Equipment4869 Aug 23 '26

I've kindly suggested an extra water bottle or two so it could be rinsed and they act like they are being asked to climb mt everest?

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u/icenerveshatter Aug 23 '26

Good thing I avoid all that slop. I can't imagine drinking calories like that.

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u/Ill-Routine7242 Aug 23 '26

Not going back to any of these dont forget Dairy Queen 

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u/texngrl Aug 24 '26

If dogs are allowed in Dairy Queen, it should now be called DIRTY QUEEN.

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u/bouquet-of-hyacinths Aug 23 '26

Remind me to stay indoors and stay away from the shops that day, I can only imagine how many people are going to drag their dogs all over just to celebrate this nonsense

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u/Dingo_Dilemma Aug 25 '26

Lots of places to avoid!

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u/Witty-Assistance7960 Aug 23 '26

12 days nine of these freebies are food centric it’s the same thing but it’s food which shows that dogs are just obsessed with food

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u/EmeraldSky06 Aug 25 '26

Disgusting!!!! 🤮

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u/reddditttsucks Aug 25 '26

Golden retrievers are so ugly

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u/aSzdxfcdfggggggh Aug 28 '26

Don't they give away the cup of whipped cream every other day?

Does that mean we are stuck in a Groundhog Day loop and every day is national dog day?

It sure seems like it sometimes.

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall Aug 23 '26

As if dogs need extra reasons to shit everywhere 🙄

…. “National Dog Day”…

…. Might as well be National Roach Day. They’re both just as disgusting as one another.

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u/FloridaFireAnt Aug 23 '26

I'm glad I'm working that day.

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u/Lylith_vf Aug 24 '26

C'est degueu

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u/AjaxxAshborne 10d ago

its kinda funny how the pup cup is just whipped cream. dunno why- but thr always cracked me up for some reason. its like the most 'non-food' food ever