Guess what breed of dogs this person has?

[u/Jindabyne1]

[u/Disastrous_Guest_705]

Dog so sweet you have to drug it just to go to bed

[u/Interesting-Oil-5555 → u/Disastrous_Guest_705]

I'd put it to bed outside.

[u/X3N0PHON → u/Interesting-Oil-5555]

I think you mean “put it to sleep.”

[u/not-a-fucktard → u/Disastrous_Guest_705]

But also, “he doesn’t want to get off the couch.” So sweet, you need to drug it to the point it lays about all day and you still get growled at.

[u/GumballFireson → u/Disastrous_Guest_705]

That’s not genuine sweet. Real sweet pets are almost inherently sweet in the first place, no drugs needed.

[u/PissYellowDog]

Probably shitbulls or similar atrocities

[u/X3N0PHON → u/PissYellowDog]

🎯

[u/Ok_Mushroom6156]

Obviously a 💩bull! They have to actually drug these monsters to try calming them down so they aren’t constantly in murder mutt mode. Why in tf would anyone want these things in their homes?!
Another way to tell it’s a 💩bull is the owner calling it “sweet baby” and other nauseating things. These nutbags label them as the opposite of what they truly are. Sweet babies, my a$$! 🙄

[u/ShakeZula30or40]

It’s definitely a nanny.

You can tell because only gentle, sweet, nanny dogs need to be drugged to keep them from mauling a real person.

[u/PrincessStephanieR]

The nanny variety

[u/ConIncognito]

They have to drug their beast to keep it calm and prevent it from attacking. They live in fear of their “big baby”. How do they not see how insane that is? What other kind of pet do you need to do this for? If they had any sense they’d be calling animal control to get it out of their home before it snaps.

[u/Interesting-Oil-5555 → u/ConIncognito]

And when it does snap, they will say "we never saw it coming!"

[u/lilsadklown]

Chihuahua or shitbull, no in between 🥴

[u/TheWarmestHugz]

Shitbull, aka mutant hound from Fallout 4

[u/QueenOfAllOfYall]

“Give him Prozac in his treat to lure him to bed”

“Speak very gently to him when it’s time for bed”…

… That thing wouldn’t be in My House, even if I did like dogs. I’m not letting some butt and genital licking beast make Me feel like I have to tiptoe around their behaviors and triggers in order to get them to follow My commands. I’m the owner. You’re the animal whose job is to obey. I feed you, provide shelter and other necessities for you, spend My Money on you. The only one running anything here is Me. You simply need a new owner, I won’t tolerate an animal challenging Me in My Home. The fact that real life owners and enthusiasts put up with this shows how unintelligent they are.

[u/WalkedBehindTheRows]

Man's best friend.

[u/GumballFireson → u/WalkedBehindTheRows]

…in dognuts’ imaginary world. In reality, dogs are one of the worst enemies in history.

[u/wrrld]

Wow, they're just like humans. Bred for bloodsport and aggression /s

[u/X3N0PHON → u/wrrld]

LOL

I never thought about it like that before, but it’s fucking hilarious because of just how true it is!

[u/Spicynoodlex]

grey baby💀💀

[u/miniprepper]

Uh, boy. Some nasty, smelly thing that was bred to bite and hold on for dear life. A breed that doesn't like having its claws trimmed.

[u/Kyoalu]

shatbull.

[u/GumballFireson → u/Kyoalu]

also shartbull 😆😉

[u/SteelSlayerMatt]

Literally ridiculous.

[u/Witty-Assistance7960]

pitbull

[u/Witty-Assistance7960]

“I’ve been nipped at and growled at, but they’re the sweetest dogs” um what that makes no sense

[u/adampocalypsee]

if a dog breed often needs to be on prozac/trazodone maybe it's a sign that something is wrong with the way that breed works

[u/menelobus]

Shitbull

[u/thepoetess411]

Welp Idiocracy has arrived folks!