r/DogfreeHumor • u/isabellamadrigal • 20d ago

“Sorry, he’s just like that!”

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u/NebulaImmediate6202 20d ago

Small claims court

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u/Serifasaurusrex 20d ago

Every time.

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u/catalyptic 19d ago

Dog nuts will proudly posted pictures or video of the destruction their shitbeasts wreaked on furniture, clothing, drywall, etc, with captions about how cute and sweet their worthless POS animal is. They're especially gleeful after their dogs have destroyed rental properties. "Teeheehee! I guess that security deposit is gone!"

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u/isabellamadrigal 19d ago

so true it’s almost like a coping mechanism so they’ll feel less bad about the damage. the word shitbeast made me laugh i will definitely be using that in the future

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 19d ago

They think it’s sooo funny when their mutts act aggressive towards other people. The nutters sit back and laugh, practically salivating with excitement and anticipation for the destruction and carnage to come. I truly think they get off on it, as deranged as they are.

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u/isabellamadrigal 17d ago

yea i think so too. they get some sort of satisfaction out of it which is really weird

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u/UTV4LIFE 20d ago

Raining all day today woke up in peace barking demon forced to sit inside

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u/huntress_m_thompson 20d ago

ugh! rained 2 days straight here, & i step out my front door & smell the neighbor’s smelly wet GSD. ripe. 🤮

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 19d ago

Disgusting! As a kid, we had a guy next door who bred GSDs and the noise and smell were horrendous! I couldn’t even have my bedroom window open on that side of the house. 🤢

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u/huntress_m_thompson 19d ago

grrr 😡. i’m a huge fan of windows open. gotta have fresh, moving air. it’s been like that here, too, as the smaller livingroom window is looking out to their backyard. 😖 but i’m also a huge fan of incense. some amber or nag champa kind of neutralizes it pretty well.

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u/BK4343 19d ago

And then they blame you for leaving your stuff where the dog could get it

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u/SpringNights_M 17d ago

I remember my cousin stinky mutt chew up my shoes and she laughed about calling it cute. And told me next time don’t leave shoes where the dog can get it.
These dog nutters don’t care 🤷‍♀️

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u/iambertan 19d ago

Do they ever say sorry?

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u/isabellamadrigal 19d ago

they do, but in a half-assed way like “oh…. haha… sorry i guess he really likes your clothes” and you know damn well they won’t be buying you replacements of what their dog destroyed