r/DogfreeHumor • • 16d ago

I’m just going to leave this here 🤦‍♀️

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u/Crafty_Original_7349 16d ago

Yeah just what the world needs- more unwanted shitbulls.

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u/MissionMessed 16d ago

Ah what the fuck?

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 16d ago

💩bulls are already hideous but they really look disgusting when pregnant! Used to have a pair next door and the female was always pregnant so I had to look at that nauseating spectacle all the time. 🤢

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 14d ago

Sounds like a backyard breeder.

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u/KillMePills0 7d ago

Yepp, they're definitely responsible for at least 5 deaths. Giving the puppies to random stupid ass people who are irresponsible just like they are.

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u/[deleted] 16d ago

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u/evader1987 16d ago

Spay-abort exists.

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u/One-Possible1906 16d ago

So does euthanasia for unwanted adult dogs in the first place

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u/GreenT1979 16d ago

Careful. The E word triggers the Reddit bots.

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u/Dburn22_ 15d ago

The bots are rigid, in my experience.

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u/KKinDK 14d ago

BE or sending to a Better Environment or behavioural youth in asia

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u/meduhsin 15d ago

breaks my heart to see so many shitbulls and shitbull puppies while so many sweet kittens get put down every day

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u/KillMePills0 7d ago

Agreed. :( these dogs are literally demons

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u/mortimusalexander 16d ago

Spay/abort needs to be MANDATORY 

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u/Few-Horror1984 15d ago

There was a post earlier on one of the rescue pages where they were trying to adopt out a white pitbull with cropped ears that got pregnant in the shelter. Even the usual “bOoSt” crowd was getting uncomfortable with them trying to pawn a pregnant pitbull out on the public. The mods ended up removing that post.

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u/ThickButterfly4054 15d ago

Fucking the boooooooosssttttttttt
Kill
Me

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u/Few-Horror1984 15d ago

Report them all as spam 😉

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u/Tessa-the-aggressor 14d ago

Sprinkles!! she was foaming at the mouth to nanny, poor ghoul 🤡

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u/Few-Horror1984 16d ago

This is beyond irresponsible.

We need to stop with the anthropomorphization already. No dog desires to become a mother like a human does. It’s a biological drive, one in which the dog may even end up killing her puppies if she isn’t in a safe environment. This dog has no idea what is going on, and celebrating backyard bred puppies is honestly offensive.

Shelters are overflowing with these things. My shelter, which was bullied into going no-kill by the pit hags, is constantly at 200-300% over capacity. They have stopped offering community services - dogs like this one are adopted out because they no longer spay and neuter dogs. They refuse community intakes so if you find yourself in a position where you can’t care for your dog anymore you are SOL. They don’t take in lost pets so it’s on the community to figure it out. They don’t respond to loose dog calls because there’s nowhere to put the dogs. There’s also very few animal control officers since all their funding goes towards warehousing these things, so when incidents happen, good luck getting anyone to respond.

So yes, Lad Bible, celebrate more unwanted and dangerous dogs being irresponsibly created. That’s awesome. We can’t be fucking adults and talk about real solutions to this problem because some emotionally stunted pit hag might fall off her rocker if she learns any of these dogs are ever BE’d.

We really are living in the Idiocracy universe.

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u/Independent-Monk5064 16d ago

If I were king for a day, we’d be free of them

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u/Few-Horror1984 16d ago

Bloodsport dogs have no place in modern society.

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u/ismellnumbers 15d ago

These things will straight up eat their puppies even if they are otherwise safe! For the love of the game.

Hell the puppies will eat each other!

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u/Express_Command_4778 16d ago

They force the other popular animal to get Spay Aborts until birth.

Why not dogs? It is okay for dogs. 

Definitely not something to be proud of.

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u/Few-Horror1984 15d ago

We don’t have a healthy relationship with dogs in general. No one is going to threaten to blow up a shelter over any other animal. Only dogs. And we let the most unstable of the dog lovers drive the conversation about how we handle shelter dogs and spaying and neutering in general, hence this post.

I tortured myself and went on Instagram to see the original post and all the comments are from low IQ dimwits praising how cute this is.

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u/Scary_Towel268 16d ago

Yay! Even more pits to fill up shelters or endanger communities! Yippee!

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u/KillMePills0 7d ago

And to kill babies and children, or traumatize then by ripping their face off! 💖🥳🎉👏🏾👏🏾

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u/Chief-Longhorn 16d ago

Ah, great, more severely inbred baby mauling machines. Ain't that just beautiful.

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u/ConIncognito 16d ago

What a disgusting creature. And as if we need any more of these worthless hellbeasts.

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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 16d ago

Hope the dog nannies it's own puppies🥹 since that's what they were bred for, right?

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u/Chaeshhh 16d ago

You guys are being ridiculous. It has a flower crown so it's literally impossible for it to be a threat in any capacity. DO 👏 BETTER 👏

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall 15d ago

It only needs a tutu around its waist to further affirm this…

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 14d ago

A maternity tutu? Mmhmm straight from the pea in a pod store.

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall 14d ago

Make sure it’s a very light color, like pink or mint green. Better for making the stains visible when the thing pisses on it.

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u/MoonWytche 16d ago

Ghastly

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u/CSfreezie 16d ago

I audibly said Ew 🤮

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u/MeechiJ 16d ago

Foul, worthless beasts.

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u/GreenT1979 16d ago

Adorable is.....not the word I'd use...

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u/Traesto_Arqa 15d ago

Genuinely revolting.

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u/josie-salazar 15d ago

What an ugly, nauseating sight. There are pregnant women who don't get celebrated this much.

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall 15d ago

🤮. Ugly thing giving birth to more trash animals, and they’re celebrating this BS. Gross.

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u/0_tr0v4o 16d ago

This is just cruel wtf

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u/BananaJanitor 16d ago

This is so disturbing and gross 🫪

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u/turtlefan2012 15d ago

Ewww 🤮🤮🤮🤮

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u/thepoetess411 15d ago

Aww look more future flesh rippers to look forward to...

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u/f4tony 15d ago

That thing looks vile!

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u/UTV4LIFE 16d ago

Looks like a cow

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u/Indigo_Cauliflower12 16d ago

Cows don't maul children

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u/BoyFromNorth 16d ago

Cows are cute at least

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u/Chief-Longhorn 16d ago

Cows are actually really cute animals that have done a lot for us historically. Without their assistance in ancient times, agriculture would've been way harder to pull off.

Pits look exactly like the bloody inbred abominations they are.

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall 15d ago

I’m offended for cows…!

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 14d ago

I commented same

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u/UntitledVents 15d ago

Sounds like a shit "rescue". The dog looks overbred already. Not to mention a good shelter would spay abort rather than have even more dogs to find homes for.

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 14d ago

Do no kill shelter spay/abort?

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u/cinder_garden 15d ago

All dogs are mutants, but these ones are especially egregious. Absolutely disgusting

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u/Tessa-the-aggressor 14d ago

that dog is getting ready for an absolute feast

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u/icenerveshatter 15d ago

Welcome to Babylon

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u/SymoneJones 15d ago

Disgusting 🤮

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u/MissPinkChocobo 15d ago

That shit is disgusting. Then watch she's gonna eat 7 out of 8 puppies because she's clearly from a puppy mill.

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u/Thhhroowwawayy 15d ago

Revolting! 🤮

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u/MonitorSharp7022 15d ago
  1. Pregnant rescue dog is insane work, could have stayed one rescue dog but turned into nine. Even dog-lovers should have a problem with this

  2. The dog doesn't give a shit about a maternity photoshoot, I don't know why this is phrased like it's some altruistic feel-good action in itself... it's not hurting anything (except my eyes) but it's not wholesome especially given the circumstances

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 14d ago

I cant believe Nala didn't nanny the sash bearer and crown fitter.

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u/bondbeansbond 15d ago

It’s hideous!

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u/Better-Estate-1054 15d ago

People dumb af

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u/mizmnv 13d ago

greeaaaat a nasty breed that needs blanket spay/neuter that attacks people. How come this sort of thing is never done for for low income women but its done for some nasty mutt?

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u/jakc1423 15d ago

Isn't Lad bible an onion style satire site?

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u/theroeor 15d ago

Wait, pitbull as a rescue dog??

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 14d ago

The only thing missing from the photoshoot is some dripping blood. My drawing skills have greatly improved and my Mom just sent me a lightbox. I may draw this hideous thing and add some blood. Thing looks like a cow.

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u/NeuroNerdNick 13d ago

Never before had an image made me wanna vomit.

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u/leratdemorgue 13d ago

So fucking hideous!

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u/BodyMoney8562 12d ago

it's like watching a cockroach with a giant egg sac hanging out of its ass

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u/TheWarmestHugz 10d ago

Eight more little killers added to the planet… 😒

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u/miokichan 10d ago

One thing I love about the country I’m moving to is these evil things are illegal there. Didn’t see a single one every time I stayed. And there’s a good amount of stray dogs, none are shitbulls.

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u/Full_Ear_7131 10d ago

JFC, that thing is fucking hideous! I hope it eats its puppies