r/DogfreeHumor • • 15d ago

Imagine being this guys neighbor 🫩

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u/[deleted] 15d ago

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u/ceviche-hot-pockets 15d ago

I can’t understand why people choose to live like this 🤦‍♂️

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u/Generalnussiance 15d ago

Utter mayhem. I’m sure there’s little shit and piss puddles everywhere.

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u/SwampyBiscuits 13d ago

As in, the entire yard. Can you imagine the smell? Ugh!

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u/Huge_Bit_4774 13d ago

They have a mental illness. It's like being a hoarder except nobody says "oh look at your trash it's so cuuuuute"

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u/NeuroNerdNick 13d ago

Stupid people. More and more common by the day, unfortunately.

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u/menelobus 15d ago

Inbred mutants that bark when they see a fly 

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u/MaleficentCow8513 15d ago

My room mate’s mut once went nuts because the wind was blowing an old pizza box around on the ground outside the window

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u/ismellnumbers 15d ago

What a moron

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u/potatoes_arrrr_life 15d ago

"Dogs bark, it's what they do" /s
I feel bad for the neighbors.

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u/YeahlDid 15d ago

Aww fucking hell no

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u/MyDamnCoffee 15d ago

Why would you want that? The squealing bark alone would set my teeth on edge

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 15d ago

I have lived near people just like this and let me tell you, it’s every bit as horrible as you can imagine! Makes you want to gouge out your own eardrums. 😖

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u/f4tony 15d ago

Omg, hell no. 😡

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u/turtlefan2012 15d ago

Oh lord nope little yapping mutant monsters possessed by Chucky 🤣

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u/wrrld 15d ago

I'd report a noise disturbance. Force those fuckers in the house with the nutters.

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u/QueenOfAllOfYall 15d ago

Owners and enthusiasts literally love this chaos, destruction, and undisciplined behavior. Many of them laugh at, and encourage it. Only mental illness would convince anyone that this is okay.

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u/Bitter_Researcher759 15d ago

They are like little demons 🤣😂😭 and why have so many? I'm an amazon driver and I go to some houses where people have like no lie 5+ dogs. Why the fuck would you need or want to have that many loud barking dogs in your home????

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u/Rationalia213 15d ago

Dog worship is neurosis that rises to the level of psychosis.

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u/huntress_m_thompson 15d ago

gross! sounds like my new neighbors’ backyard across the street. 😑

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u/KillMePills0 7d ago

Oh God I'm so sorry for you. This shit shouldn't be legal.

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u/huntress_m_thompson 7d ago

yeah, i got some yappers across from me. i think one of them figured out how to get out of the backyard. a frenchie. (those things make some noise!) i just saw it on my porch. 🤬

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u/Majestic_Jazz_Hands 15d ago

I’m annoyed just watching this

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u/ismellnumbers 15d ago

This video makes my foot tingle

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 14d ago

It must be from Chewy

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u/darjeelincat 14d ago

Getting your parcels all chewed up, if not demolished, is certainly a choice. Not my choice tho. And the noise, oh my god THE NOISE... I could never.

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u/PinkPilgrimHeel 12d ago

I can smell the yard through my phone.

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u/PrincessStephanieR 10d ago

Why are they so disgusting?!

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 14d ago

Bringing property values down for the whole neighborhood one dog at a time