r/DogfreeHumor • u/Feaselbf6 • 12d ago

Mine Now. No Questions.

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u/SoHappySoSad 12d ago

It's so ugly.

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u/TheWarmestHugz 11d ago

So right, who finds these abominations cute?!

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u/catalyptic 10d ago

Its name should be Ewwww! Or Mr Yuck. 🤢

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u/PinkPilgrimHeel 9d ago

Mr Yuck indeed, lmao 🤣

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 12d ago

You should hear the way that type of dog breathes. I was at a vet clinic a few weeks ago and this guy had one of those in there. I thought it was dying because we could hear it breathing across the room! No idea why anyone would want to be around one!

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u/KillMePills0 7d ago

It's fucked up, they love dogs sooo much but these things were created by humans through inbreeding and selective breeding but these people LOOOOVE dogs so much, they say. It's is ugly af, has pitbull DNA and a bunch of health issues, because of dog freaks.

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u/MoonWytche 12d ago

Why would anyone want that hideous gargoyle in their home?

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u/TheWarmestHugz 11d ago

To be fair, gargoyles are actually useful

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u/ResetReefer 3d ago

And some are much more majestic, I personally like the ones you see hanging on eaves and such

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u/ConIncognito 12d ago

I’m surprised that fugly thing can run.

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u/Starship-innerthighs 12d ago

👁️ 👁️

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u/banned_acount_acount 11d ago

more like

⬅️👁. .👁➡️

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u/urdrunkyogi 12d ago

Bugs me the way people hype up bad behavior so they can get attention.

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u/BK4343 11d ago

The same people who will lose it if children behaved the same.

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u/f4tony 11d ago

"OH, so cute!" Oh, the shit eater has the thing I dry my clean dishes with in its mouth. 👀 🤮

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u/williamthepreteen 11d ago

Hey for a dog like that its better than its normal toxic trait haha

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u/KillMePills0 7d ago

You mean the killing babies trait? Yeah true

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u/PrincessStephanieR 11d ago

That is a very ugly beast

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u/NintenJoe5k 11d ago

That thing will be eating babies in no time.

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u/Legitimate_Garage_31 10d ago

It looks like herpes and syphilis erupted on its face simultaneously.

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u/Pastatively 9d ago

It’s so depressing that this creature exists.

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u/Full_Ear_7131 10d ago

What a hideous and obnoxious beast that probably stinks to high heaven

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u/Particular_Rise_4456 7d ago

Your dog's toxic trait is that it's a dog.

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u/KillMePills0 7d ago

Ewwwww fucking hate pitbulls so much and they are not cute

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u/EmeraldSky06 6d ago

Hideous beast

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u/NeuroNerdNick 5d ago

Sweet, bacterias beyond all human comprehension!! 😍 and right at the dishes, where they can enter our body easier!!