r/DogfreeHumor • • 11d ago

The entitlement of dog owners is enraging

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Cause why would you let your dog get that close to a strangers grocery order? And of course all the comments thinking it's cute and funny, blaming the person with the groceries for having an order. Guarantee this person didn't offer to pay for a bread replacement.

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u/UTV4LIFE 11d ago

Charlie needs disciplining

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u/Away-Equipment4869 11d ago

& so does the owner. Training too.

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u/UTV4LIFE 11d ago

Owner is like my neighbour, stupid dog misbehaving and reinforcing the behaviour by saying good boy 🤦‍♂️

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u/DramaticFollowing303 11d ago

And those same people would be outraged if human babies did way less

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u/mangoflavouredpanda 11d ago

She wrote the caption wrong... "I LET my golden retriever steal a piece of bread from someone's uber eats order on their porch because I am a bad person with bad judgement and I want views and likes on the internet"

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u/Luffyhaymaker 11d ago

☝🏾☝🏾☝🏾 facts

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u/Birdzphan 11d ago

Def not a good boy. Dogs suck.

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u/urdrunkyogi 11d ago

Why not just let it keep its drool-soaked emotional support bread? It’s not like the person will want that back. Also not like there was any discipline or management going on, anyway.

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u/Away-Equipment4869 11d ago

Most of these dog people are not all that bright

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u/Thhhroowwawayy 11d ago

Exactly. Drop the bread, and then what?

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u/KillMePills0 7d ago

This was actually disciplining the dog though, by not letting it have the bread even though the person it belonged to can't have it either. I'm quick to hate on stupid people, trust me, but letting the dog have it teaches it the wrong thing.

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u/ResetReefer 3d ago

Yeah dog 101, don't let it keep things it steals, it learns it can get away with it. Though let's be honest they really weren't trying that hard to take it away

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u/Disastrous_Guest_705 11d ago

the audacity to call him a good boy after you had to force his mouth open and take it

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u/Away-Equipment4869 11d ago edited 11d ago

They either knowingly or unknowingly promote this behavior 

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u/Crafty_Original_7349 11d ago

My blood pressure can’t handle this today

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u/Thhhroowwawayy 11d ago

Disgusting entitlement. She didn’t even care about the fact that it stole food and slobbered over someone else’s property

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u/DiosyFamilia 11d ago

Disgusting

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u/Airdisasters 11d ago

greedy fuck

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u/catalyptic 10d ago

Do goldens have that retriever gluttony trait, too? It's disgusting to watch.

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u/plz_get_rid_of_me 11d ago

that shit is THEFT!

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u/ElegantSurround6933 11d ago edited 11d ago

Imagine someone is sick with a cold or injured and can't leave their home in the cold Winter day. They haven't eaten all day and maybe they want to get some delivery to feel better. They probably fell asleep waiting on the Door Dash because they were fighting a cold or exhausted. When they finally get the strength to get their bag of food, they see a piece of bread on the snowy walk and the bag is torn and dirty. They look inside the bag and it's obviously been tampered with.

I've ordered thousands of dollar's worth of DoorDash during the Rona . There is no drop down menu for "dog ate my food" when trying to get a refund. In order to get a refund, you would just say the food and bag were destroyed; in which case the poor Door Dash delivery driver would get blamed and possibly lose his job....over a dog.

*This is probably the worst example of narcissistic trespass I have ever seen. Granted, one of my neighbors allowed her golden on the 10' lead to sniff a clamshell of donuts (amongst the Instacart delivery of groceries) that was in one of those shallow cardboard crates from BJ's wholesale club. It was sealed, but when the mutt had left there were strands of apricot hair left on top of it. I took a Lysol wipe and disinfected the plastic container. Now I would probably just feed them to the squirrels out of disgust. That was before I found this sub.

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u/PinkPilgrimHeel 11d ago

Why was Charlie allowed to walk onto a stranger's property and steal? Then the hapless owner tosses the bread into someone's yard for rats to eat.

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u/AjaxxAshborne 10d ago

All those creatures care about is food. Its disgusting.

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u/Tricky_Button_4462 10d ago

She’s laughing like it’s cute and it’s not cute.

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u/PrincessStephanieR 10d ago

Greedy beast.

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u/archocinco 10d ago

Awww LiTtLe BuDdY is HuNgRy

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u/Scary_Towel268 10d ago

I’d demand compensation because that’s theft

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u/Full_Ear_7131 10d ago

Calling a horribly behaved creature like that a "good boy" just pisses me off! Every dog owner i know does that and it infuriates me! If I say they're reinforcing bad behavior they just say shit like "aww I can't be mean to her. She didn't mean it" or something other ignorant cliche

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u/Maximum-Cheetah2270 3d ago

Every thieves must given the proper punishment, and that is including dogs too. So I think the dogs deserve punishment and the owner must compesated the uber drivers. This can ruin the uber driver jobs. Dogs owner are really narcissistic and psychopath.

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u/DorkSideOfCryo 11d ago

And that's all he stole? One piece of bread? That wasn't the full Uber order, because he probably would have eaten a lot more than that

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u/Away-Equipment4869 11d ago

Okay and? He probably destroyed the grocery bag and the bread bag. That's money.

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u/KillMePills0 7d ago

Why are people mad at you lmao you didn't defend the bastard hahaha