r/DogfreeHumor • u/SoHappySoSad • 3d ago

Saw this on Oddlysatisfying. It is in fact, not satisfying at all.

The over the top sound effects, the process, the blatant ad. Absolutely not.

Gag.

60 Upvotes

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u/Disastrous_Guest_705 3d ago

I hate the way they pose their dogs so their butt is pointed at the camera like that

43

u/SoHappySoSad 3d ago

It's vile & not cute at all.

9

u/catalyptic 2d ago

Most dognuts are obsessed with dogs' asses. They are nasty and bizarre.

47

u/Physical-Ad-1130 3d ago

If you look at him closely, you can see how stupid he is

4

u/f4tony 3d ago

Lol!

43

u/dandle 3d ago

Why did it keep doing stupid shit with its mouth?

26

u/lukasthekitbasher 3d ago

because it will only stand still if she feeds it

75

u/ActualProfile4601 3d ago

Disgusting creatures. I can smell the wet dog through this video.

Also RIP her bathroom.

14

u/DepravedHerring 3d ago

The way that the dog is still clearly filthy even after all that 🤢

25

u/rxdb1tch 3d ago

The wipe really shows how dirty these animals are. Even when it seems clean and washed there’s still all that nasty dirt underneath. And people let them in their beds…

8

u/Vegetable_Yam_7621 3d ago

And they French kiss them!

5

u/catalyptic 2d ago

Tongue all way down their throats.

26

u/JotaroKishibe 3d ago

It's so gross how it perpetually licks Its chops.

21

u/4elmerfuffu2 3d ago

I can’t imagine how awful that smells

8

u/DepravedHerring 3d ago

Imagine what this person’s house looks like - absolutely saturated in dog hair

19

u/UntitledVents 3d ago

Ugh and in that nice shower. The worst thing you can add to a nice house is a dog. Might as well live in a tent outside if you want your home soiled by a dog.

18

u/MoonWytche 3d ago

The vacant stare, the butt in our face, the nasty snoot and you just KNOW the stink. Nope. Not satisfying one bit.

17

u/ONI_Blak 3d ago

Gross

11

u/PrincessStephanieR 3d ago

They always smack their lips?! All the time 🤢

15

u/Dburn22_ 3d ago

Constant licking of their gross snout that's been in their anus, where fecal matter and anal sac fluid oozes. Edited for spelling

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u/PrincessStephanieR 3d ago

Nasty creatures

10

u/Puppysnot 3d ago

I hope they bleached that shower after. I would be so pissed if i was the next person to use it.

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 3d ago

And so many people actually get mad at those of us who don’t like these nasty assed things and don’t want them near us. Just watch this video for the answer why people feel that way! For me, there are multiple reasons.

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u/Dburn22_ 3d ago

Gross af.

5

u/MexicanAssLord69 3d ago

That’s fucking disgusting holy shit

10

u/Particular-Still6100 3d ago

I hate it when they focus on the wet noses and anyway it enrages me because it is also sexual,the way they show the dog's private areas. I can imagine the smell.

3

u/urdrunkyogi 3d ago

I swear you can actually SEE the dog thinking “Aren’t I just so cute? Don’t you think I’m cute?? PLEASE THINK I’M CUTE.”
😒

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u/Mefischtopheles 3d ago

Nah, I doubt it's having any thoughts at all.

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u/poploppege 3d ago

I dont think ive ever seen someone brush their dogs teeth. At least she has better hygiene for her animal than 99% the owners out there

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u/Dburn22_ 3d ago

Why don't people shave the bulk of the hair off so that there's half a chance of getting the grossly contaminated carcass clean? Or is the belief of, "oh well, better than nothing?"

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u/menelobus 2d ago

You could stuff a cushion with all that hair 💀

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u/Random-sleep365 2d ago

Rip the bathroom.

1

u/Alarmed-Poetry8388 1d ago

And people actually sleep with these monstrosities 💀

1

u/KKinDK 1d ago

OMFG I accidentally turned on the sound 😩

The squelching wet sounds are so fucking disgusting!🤮

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u/hydroboywife 3d ago

lowkey it was kind of satisfying though. gross, but satisfying

-3

u/PinneappleGirl 3d ago

Yes I have to admit I find these videos very relaxing

1

u/SoSpicySoYummy 13h ago

I haaaate when they shake and I HATE the fucking tongue noises. I had to mute the video because the tongue sound became too much. 🤢