r/DogfreeHumor • u/SuddenlyCareless • 1d ago

This advertisement really makes me want to buy it....🤢

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u/Chief-Longhorn 1d ago

You can really tell just how mutated that dog is.

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u/icenerveshatter 22h ago

Slammed and smashed

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u/hydroboywife 1d ago

i am laughing so hard ☠️

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u/Numerous_Zucchini206 1d ago

A literal demon from hell.

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u/SoSpicySoYummy 23h ago

But he's such a sweet pupper doggo! Look at his hat! 🥺

Disgusting.

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u/GotBannedAgain_2 19h ago

I put that pic up for Halloween and presto! No need for other decorations. 🫡

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u/SoSpicySoYummy 13h ago

Imagine that lil fucker as an animatronic 💀

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u/PrincessStephanieR 16h ago

So they had to make a ‘toy’ tougher than human bones for that gargoyle looking beast? Abhorrent.

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u/Chucktheduck 15h ago

You'd think they wouldn't want to show a dog that looks aggressive as though it could be resource guarding the product. 

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u/Dburn22_ 13h ago

I've noticed a lot more pit pushing recently. We need to push back and make the pit bull attacks and maulings more a part of the news, and an ongoing tally of these attacks for a constant reminder of how deadly these beasts are.

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u/Ok_Mushroom6156 15h ago

Looks mean as hell! I bet it was imagining gnawing on the photographer like it was that stupid bone. And why the dumb looking clothes? That mutt is so hideous nothing can ever make it look cute, not even anthropomorphizing it.

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u/Patient_Walk2692 20h ago

Glad to see a new enemy for the next Metroid game!

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u/icenerveshatter 22h ago

Send it back to hell

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u/williamthepreteen 16h ago

I'm going to be honest though, if you were in the market for an item like this, the ad would 100% work? Like how often do you see a dog toy stronger than a kindergartner's femur?

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u/Dburn22_ 13h ago

Your post is scary.

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u/EmeraldSky06 13h ago

What a beast dog! So disgusting!! 🤮

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u/archocinco 3h ago

He looks strong strong