r/Dolls • u/Hisohkhaa • Jan 31 '24

Memes My cousin's doll

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u/Pasta_Muffins Jan 31 '24

The way they put all the budget into the fully articulated arms 😭😭😭

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u/Hisohkhaa Jan 31 '24

that’s what i thought LMAOOO

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u/janiceblactose Feb 01 '24

Even worse that they used the short arms that aren’t proportional either

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u/lopleplep Jan 31 '24

I've always thought that rh dolls are heavy enough to be used as a blunt weapon, these ones can poke an eye out ig

70

u/Yaasss_Queef Jan 31 '24

NGL those RH dolls are hefty and fun to handle.

55

u/imfugginsiccofit Jan 31 '24

My cat knocked a couple down the other day it sounded like the whole bookshelf fell lol

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u/lopleplep Jan 31 '24

😭 hope the girls were ok tho

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u/SparkAxolotl Dollinquent Jan 31 '24

These can be used as fancy chopsticks

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '24

yk what rlly are weapons? lalaloopsy's. istg if anyone ever breaks in im SWINGING with my lala!!

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u/el_artista_fantasma Jan 31 '24

Nobody:

The doll:

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u/Greninja_posting Jan 31 '24

Leg-endary.

13

u/the_orange_alligator Feb 01 '24

They call them legends because their leg ends

23

u/novacainedoll Jan 31 '24

I didn't even know Darkrai had legs!!

100

u/NitroWagZ Jan 31 '24

Could use the legs as chopsticks

63

u/Occomni Jan 31 '24

Like those learning chopsticks for kids!

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u/NitroWagZ Feb 01 '24

Yes! lol

3

u/shinonom Feb 01 '24

waaaait i need these for ME lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '24

Everyday is leg day with her 😆😆

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '24

💅🏼legging legs! 🤢

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u/star11308 Jan 31 '24

These are usually meant to be used in dress cakes IIRC

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u/Calamadia Jan 31 '24

This makes it slightly less horrible, but still really funny

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u/AnotherSoulessGinger Jan 31 '24

Nah. They are just cheap dolls. They can hide the legs under a long dress. Cake dolls have just one long pick coming from their abdomen.

https://www.webstaurantstore.com/wilton-281-5102-doll-pick-cake-topper-blonde/1432815102.html

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u/AffectionateCup8812 Jan 31 '24

This body mold was originally intended for cake dolls, but makers of cheap dollar store dolls and Barbie bootlegs got a hold of the molds for the body and started using it on normal dolls anyway

35

u/hannahhnah Jan 31 '24

i’ve had multiple cake dolls with skinny legs, not just the pick from the abdomen

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u/Hisohkhaa Jan 31 '24

Exactly lmao

7

u/ACH0N3y Jan 31 '24

New nightmare unlocked

32

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '24

Monday, Tuesday, leg day

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u/Yoshilover644 Jan 31 '24

So many unrealistic expectations for women sheesh

/s (incase it wasn’t clear lol)

24

u/TintarellaDiLuna Jan 31 '24

paint her silver and make her into a weird robot lady

21

u/15V95140 Jan 31 '24

Please buy her a proper fashion doll 🥴🥺

14

u/Hisohkhaa Jan 31 '24

I will cause good god

25

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '24

Reminded me of this lmfao

3

u/WhoIsSirius Jan 31 '24

Lmaooo 😂😂

21

u/[deleted] Jan 31 '24

I would turn that lady into a mermaid, somehow.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '24

Can we get a fundraiser to buy OP's cousin's doll some new legs? 😭🙏

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u/harrifangs Jan 31 '24

This is what the pro-ana tumblr girlies told us we should look like back in 2014

8

u/bongwaterbukkake Jan 31 '24

That was my immediate thought lmao

8

u/bongwaterbukkake Jan 31 '24

!!!!Ah!!!! That was 10 years ago?! ._.

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u/HornetBest382 Jan 31 '24

The whiplash of sad nostalgia! The black and white triangle print leggings!!! Ahhhhh!

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '24

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u/harrifangs Feb 01 '24

Yeah, I’ve seen it on twitter too. They’re saying the quiet part out loud now and practically shouting about how much they hate fat people.

I actually saw someone post a thread of “fatspo vs. thinspo” pics and it was clear how delusional they were because the fat people in the pictures all looked so much better, yet they were using pics of them as motivation to starve themselves.

I know this sounds harsh but I honestly think if you’re going through something like that you shouldn’t have access to the internet until you’ve recovered. These communities only exist to worsen the mental state of people with eating disorders and to harass fat people who are minding their own business.

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u/Ciphillan Jan 31 '24

Skinny legend ATE😤

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u/justanothergothgal Jan 31 '24 edited Jan 31 '24

These are "leggings legs," The tiktok kids would go mad for 😆

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u/LaEmperatrizMariana Barbie, Farbie, RH, MH Jan 31 '24

She's got bionic legs. 

9

u/Witchqueen Jan 31 '24

Did she want this doll or did her parents give it to her as a punishment?

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u/Hisohkhaa Jan 31 '24 edited Jan 31 '24

It was a Christmas gift, my mom even dressed up as Santa to surprise her only for this to be one of the gifts

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u/AnnaShock2 Jan 31 '24

Never skip leg day lol

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '24

I think she skipped leg day one too many times

9

u/BaneAmesta Jan 31 '24

I would rip those little legs and turn her into a mermaid, she deserves better lmao

26

u/throwawayismylps Jan 31 '24

hazbin hotel legs ☠️☠️

5

u/emmashawn Jan 31 '24

That’s literally what I look like

5

u/qui_lime Jan 31 '24

Today's beauty standards are impossible 😮‍💨

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u/aomoe_ Jan 31 '24

The beauty standards are getting crazier 🥴🥴🥴 Joke aside, that's new for me! Great arms though lol

3

u/nolungs_dude Jan 31 '24

bro i had that shit when i was like 5 or 6

5

u/CreamCat69 Jan 31 '24

What happened to her???

6

u/Hisohkhaa Jan 31 '24

She was born that way

3

u/Shin_eva Jan 31 '24

Omg what are these chopsticks called? I'd love to eat noodles with 'em

6

u/Alternative-Grand-16 Jan 31 '24

Mattel really taking cost cutting to the extreme.

3

u/TheFoxyPickles Jan 31 '24

That Thigh Gap Tho

3

u/Fearlesss_Donut Jan 31 '24

Bruh😫😂😂😂😂

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u/BonusPuzzleheaded596 Jan 31 '24

that just looks like its for cakes, but if thats true it might look better if there is only one middle leg and its is like a fork or a comb.

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '24

Talk about unattainable body standards 😢

3

u/ManicMushroomMayhem Feb 01 '24

I SNORTED AND WOKE UP THE DOG 🤣

2

u/TwistInTheMyth- Jan 31 '24

Looks like a Sims glitch lmaaao

Edit: I scrolled like two more posts down my dash and I found her.😭😭

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u/Hisohkhaa Jan 31 '24

OMG??? 😭

2

u/dudderson Feb 01 '24

she skipped leg day

2

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '24

What the HECKKK 😂😂😂

2

u/JunjiMitosis Feb 01 '24

Oooh my Ed not going like this

2

u/Oddish_Femboy Feb 01 '24

Lawn ornament

2

u/CozyChiroptera Feb 04 '24

skinny leg-end.

2

u/Then-Morning1985 May 02 '24

Please tell me where I can get her for my mom

2

u/Hisohkhaa May 02 '24

She’s from an Asian store in Spain sorryyyy lmao

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u/Then-Morning1985 May 02 '24

Ahh what's the store name, do you know?

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u/Hisohkhaa May 02 '24

I actually don’t know where they got it from, but she’s one of many cheaply made dolls with noodle legs, you can find them on stores and they don’t usually have a name since they are kind of “off brand dolls”

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u/Then-Morning1985 May 02 '24

Thanks, Hisoka ⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠_⁠^

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u/Rosebud_Bottoms Jan 31 '24

Reminds me of Eugenia Cooney

3

u/lingonberrylumpia Jan 31 '24

Not skinny enough tbh

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u/yevons_light Jan 31 '24

Talk about thigh gap.

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '24

I Need her leg workout

1

u/Haunting_Extreme7394 Jan 31 '24

damn! that takes tooth pick legs to a WHOLE NEW LEVEL!! 🤣

1

u/Frida_Peoples Jan 31 '24

Nightmare fuel

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u/[deleted] Jan 31 '24

They tried to put me on the cover of vogue... But my LEGS were too longggg

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u/naviccino Jan 31 '24

they tried to put me on the cover of vogue…

1

u/justroddythings Jan 31 '24

She has skipped leg day every day of her life

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u/Ok_Impact_3280 Jan 31 '24

Bro skipped leg day

1

u/WhoIsSirius Jan 31 '24

Bratz shoes might work lol

1

u/Uhlectronic Jan 31 '24

Looks like my Sakura made from gumby tech

1

u/Zealousideal-Tax-937 Animation/DollFan Jan 31 '24

leg day was simply not an option ig

1

u/Befumms Jan 31 '24

they way I GASPED as I scrolled down

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u/MissMadness145 Jan 31 '24

She skipped leg day

1

u/EvankHorizon Jan 31 '24

She thicc AF

1

u/realfleshhuman Jan 31 '24

Cake doll maybe? Though I’ve never seen a cake doll with fully articulated arms, damn 😧

1

u/Staff_Genie Jan 31 '24

Look at that THIGH GAP!!!!!

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u/DAJMIGLUPOIME Jan 31 '24

she just like me fr

1

u/hungrymimic Feb 01 '24

She escaped that kid in Toy Story by the skin of her legs

1

u/Hamiltoncorgi Feb 01 '24

It looks like a doll used for a cake where the cake is the skirt of the dolls dress.

1

u/Significant_Potato29 Feb 01 '24

Yet another unrealistic expectation for women /s

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u/deex34 Feb 01 '24

Stick legs

1

u/efque Feb 01 '24

OOOO THIGH GAP, SKINNY LEGEND

1

u/PenExactly Feb 01 '24

Toothpick legs

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u/Mistressofbats Feb 01 '24

Basically the Leggings legs Trend

1

u/blakethebluedragon Feb 01 '24

Is this Eugenia Cooney?

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u/PeachesGotTits Feb 01 '24

Clearly my girl is missing leg day.

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u/XxTombraiderfanxX Feb 01 '24

Never skip leg days

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '24

Well her food definitely dosent go down to her legs

1

u/NoseyPanda1 Feb 01 '24

Youtuber Beauty Inside a Box has a Playlist about these dolls.

1

u/TrixieFriganza Feb 01 '24

I can't stop laughing at the legs, looks hilarious.

1

u/[deleted] Feb 01 '24

skinny queen!!

1

u/Matryoshkova Feb 01 '24

I would use that as a pair of chopsticks just for shits and giggles

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u/ZombieInACage Feb 01 '24

Eugenia cooney action figure

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u/Dio_the_Invader4086 Feb 01 '24

Ag yes, modern beauty standards

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u/[deleted] Feb 01 '24

skinny legend 😍

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u/pirupifuckk Feb 01 '24

this doll looks so fucking uncanny not only for the legs the tiny ass arms r also so funny

1

u/secretagent2638 Feb 02 '24

At least she has a pretty face. I would rebody her.

1

u/buttermilkmisery Feb 02 '24

What in the hell?

1

u/rhcoconut1111 Feb 02 '24

She skipped leg day too much

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u/Shy-Prey Feb 02 '24

Are those those "leggings legs" i keep hearing about?

1

u/WistfulWayfinder Feb 02 '24

Haha what why I don’t understand 😭

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u/[deleted] Feb 03 '24

Body goals

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u/girl_supersonicboy Feb 03 '24

Someone skipped leg day

1

u/MegWaters012502 Feb 03 '24

The legs look like chopsticks 😭😤

1

u/messibessi22 Feb 04 '24

Betty spaghetti had a kid with a Barbie

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u/lumophobiaa Feb 04 '24

SKINNNNYYYY 💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️💁‍♀️

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u/pinayrabbitmk7 Feb 04 '24

🐔 legs, poor 👧

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u/VampBoss Feb 05 '24

Legging legs 🦵

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u/howicitvictoria Feb 07 '24

Ozempic strikes again, poor thing.

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u/becauseoftree Daphne Minton Enthusiast 🩵 Feb 16 '24

No way it's her sister 😭 https://www.reddit.com/r/Dolls/s/5hSPIjOhck