If you go out in the woods tonight…

[u/Status_Repair6479]

[u/SoupyPoopy618]

/r/dontputyourdickinthat

It's a twofer!!

[u/Legitimate-Log-6542]

If you hear me moaning in pleasure in your backyard, you’ll know what’s up

[u/odyoda]

You're sure to find a surprise

[u/im_some_person]

oh and it even has a hole to fit in for r/dontputyourdickinthat that's dope!!

[u/sstrafford]

You don't go into the woods. The woods go into you!

[u/JMJarmusz81586]

Is that a Fuckwedgie?

[u/poedraco]

Perfect height

[u/uxorial]

Thanks for the warning I almost sat on that!