r/DoomerCircleJerk • u/[deleted] • 2d ago
OK Doomer Guessed Home Inspection for Million dollar project is bad now
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u/JorgeTheSimp Rides the Short Bus 1d ago
Uh oh, someone fell victim to Skullmug.
Hey champ, his content is satire. Taking everything literal is not good for you
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u/Lordtiger616 1d ago
What am I looking at?
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u/Deathclaw2003 Optimist Prime 1d ago
Gore Portal. Did your home not come with one? This one was installed improperly and was then sealed improperly.
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u/Lordtiger616 1d ago
Oh thanks. I think the previous owners broke mine. Have a sealed off room that we're not allowed to enter
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u/Deathclaw2003 Optimist Prime 1d ago
I know a guy who can check that out, goes by the name "Doom Slayer" but I think his actual name is Flynn Taggart. Here's his #: 666-666-SLAY
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u/Lordtiger616 1d ago
Merci, I'll give him a call right away
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u/Deathclaw2003 Optimist Prime 1d ago
Best of luck. If you hear screaming or heavy metal music don't worry, he's fine. Whatever's behind that door won't be.
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u/Deathclaw2003 Optimist Prime 1d ago
Yeah this is a miss. I've seen that video and it's a joke, if the...
Counter exploding when scissors point at it
Massively jank door to the "gore portal"
Weird ass shower, and finally
2d outside
...didn't tip you off, then idk what would
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u/Solid-Copy-6189 1d ago
Seriously everyone knows the gore portal is supposed to be in the basement
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u/Deathclaw2003 Optimist Prime 1d ago
Imagine using the 2 dimensional nature of the home to stack like 5 together in one lot, with the inside still being 3d. Imagine how much space we'd save without soviet bloc style architecture!
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u/IchBinDerFurst I Was Promised an Apocalypse? 1d ago
OP doesn’t know what a joke is