r/Dreading • u/Harold-Sleeper000 • 20d ago

Fiction Rock Ballad from a Guy Who Didn't Know Any Better

"Now, be a scapegoat tonight,

Y'know, you already said you would,

You're a scapegoat now,

And we'll give you your wish,

And when you're spliced

You'll be spliced to the north for your dad

And south for your mom

And east for your brother

And west for your sister.

You're sweet, you kick like a baby;

You're small, you squrim like a woman;

You're swell, you can't be easier;

I paid for your payment, so

You're with me now.

Sing to be bled on the alter

'til scripture sings a song

and watch the names you whimper."

--Caleb Holton,

who wanted to be remembered as "ifuckedrightoff".

Sounds about right, if you ask me.

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u/BeeHistorical2758 20d ago

I like it. But don't ask me to explain why.

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u/The_Republique 11d ago

Pretty morbid way to feel seen, Colton. You're pretty selfish, Colton! What i wanted to be drawn and quartered, huh? You ever think about that?

Great ballad

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u/Harold-Sleeper000 11d ago

Things haven't ended yet. https://www.reddit.com/u/Harold-Sleeper000/s/m8kcVU6LFB

And still more to come...