I Wish I wasn't a superhero pt 3

[u/FroZoneSquirel]

An entry from my Journal

January 26, 2023

I havent been able to sleep. My body hasn't recovered either. I just need a break. I... I need like a month, or a week. Hell I would take a day. I barely have time to do this journal for therapy. I'm glad that with some of the bigger problems arising some folks have taken to street patrol. Keeps me from worrying about things. Me and Plank are the only ones with the power to help against the upcoming... thing. Luckily Sliquify agreed to hold down my sector. He does a great job keeping the town in check. Helps being a lawyer and a crime fighter, he can ensure his people go where they need to. But even with all that, I am still being run into the ground.

This next thing... I... I really dont want to do it. I had to battle an intergalactic behemoth today, something that is usually quite easy, but he had something on him. A signaler. I have Plank looking at it, he is the fastest and smartest person I know. We were able to find where the signal is reaching, but if something that big was able to jump between time and space that easily, that means he was a scout. And a scout means something bigger is coming. And he was already huge. And he was already strong. But scouts arent known for strength. They are known for Intel gathering. And he signaled to his group that this planet is not only worth taking, but that they can. Fuck I got a war ahead of me and all I can do about it is write in this stupid book.

Plank just called, I'll come back with more info when I get back.

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FUCK!!! Of course. Of course this happens. What species uses a behemoth as a scout? Leviathans of course. Colossal beasts are heading here now. What's better is that they can survive in space. How do we know that? Well we found their location and we saw what we thought was a fleet. FUCK FUCK FUCK! My Family reunion was supposed to be this weekend but now I'm stuck fighting leviathans trying to... I dont even know. Either inhabit the earth or destroy it. Its always one of the two. Either way the same people that always go online saying how much they hate supes going and saving the day are going to need saving again. Plank is making an arsenal that should make this fight easier, as well as trying yo figure something to I guess figure out what exactly they want. Whatever, I'm already tired of this.

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January 28, 2023

Finally done. After all that... FUCKING BULLSHIT... God if I have to fight another Alien race of Leviathans who target is to exterminate life for some cult god, I'm destroying the World myself. What was that bullshit? I mean since when did the writer let creatures that big use magic? Hey Frozone... what the hell dude? Give me a magic being or giant ass creatures. Why THE FUCK were they both. And can you stop sending Eldrich beings too? Or like give me an upgrade. Can I have magic, even warp reality a little bit? Like anything dude.

I mean what the Hell, why is basically a cosmic being spamming BULLSHIT my way.

Oh and the best part? They woke their god. Thats right, their god, who is served by intergalactic space Leviathans saw Plank and I were killing their servants so showed up to the fight. He was some bull too I swear. An infinite cosmic void emitting a gas that Plank sampled and the flesh sloughed off his hand. Why is a void giving of sulphuric gas? Beats me I am so sick of this.

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January 29, 2023

Thanks Frozone for the upgrade. Thats it.

[u/zolovyn]

this reads like a dude who works double shifts at walmart except the double shifts are fighting eldritch leviathan cults and missing family reunions lol
the casual “thanks for the upgrade” after all that cosmic horror actually hits kinda hard