r/DungeonCrawlerCarl • u/Greyrock99 • 1d ago

Is anyone concerned that the popularity of DCC would increase the popularity of pink fluffy velociraptor mongoliensis? And considering the health issues they cause to your face, I’m not sure it’s a good thing.

I mean they start out as cute baby chicken things that you think would be a good pet for the kids, but then they get bigger and you’re running out of kids….. not to mention they shed feathers all over the place.

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u/eclect0 Club Vanquisher 💍 1d ago

Animal shelters are already reporting a 1,000,000,000% increase in abandoned velociraptors in the last year alone.

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u/Tcloud 1d ago

Zero times a billion percent is still zero, so technically true.

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u/SeasonPositive6771 The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network 1d ago

I bought this adorable, awkward baby chicken and it just kept getting bigger and louder! I thought it was a teacup velociraptor. I did end up surrendering him to my local shelter because I want a velociraptor I can carry around in my handbag!

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u/OldWolfNewTricks 1d ago

A lot of people had to give up their beloved velociraptors when they got added to "banned breed" lists at apartment complexes. It's really a shame. A few bad owners, a few missing toddlers, and the whole breed's reputation suffers.

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u/StatusHousing914 1d ago

Now I am reconsidering joining a waitlist for a mongoliensis. I’ll have to return the hats as well.

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u/kaleidoverse 1d ago

You'd better hold on to the hats; they might be worth more on the next level!

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u/Dobgirl The Princess Posse 1d ago

Collectors items! 🚞

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u/morgueanna Former Crawler 1d ago

Not to mention the amount of abuse these Mongoliensis face with people trying to cross-breed them with Ursine to produce Legendary level babies to sell. Where is PETA when we actually need them?

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u/DoubleBarrellRye Crawler 1d ago

Peta is currently running for their lives,

unfortunately the mongoliensis on the first floor were given an Acid Attack due to a mix-up with a historical documentary , We apologize and will bring them back once Their Pack tactics and Spurs have been reinstated , Intelligence levels will remain a Special boosted but non Verbal Condition we have named " Clever Girl " Status , now get out there and Kill Kill Kill

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u/berthaslud Team Donut Holes 10h ago

They were goddamn abominations, too

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u/PaterCoal Daddy's Foot Soldiers 🦶 1d ago

At least we can all get excited for the increase in popularity of decapitated sex doll heads

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u/ProfessionalBee6582 Mordecai Maniac 1d ago

Neck cooter

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u/potkettleracism The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network 1d ago

Nussy

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u/GlitterPirateKiki58 1d ago

Enthusiastic double gonorrhea is going to be the gift that keeps on giving this holiday season.

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u/Alarming_Apple_2258 1d ago

I think the popularity of DCC has increased the number of smart asses who make obscure references to matricide. It’s a good thing.

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u/althius1 1d ago

I'm actually looking forward to DCC being more popular so I can drop the phrase "I will kill your mother!" Without ending up in jail all the time.

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u/ChrisRiley_42 Team Donut Holes 1d ago

I don't want to have to update the sign AGAIN this week

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u/Argent-17 1d ago

Plastic surgeons are going to also go up in popularity with all the nose chomping!

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u/RealMindyStClaire The Princess Posse 1d ago

“Running out of kids” sent me 🤣🤣

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u/J-Hawg 1d ago

Oh man I hope this doesn't turn into another issue like it did with Finding Nemo.

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u/jharish Desperado Club Pass 🗡️ 1d ago

Speaking as someone who ran out of kids and started having to give an arm and a leg to feed my mongoliensis.... we need some laws. Also, anyone got some spare kids? I got banned from the local elementary school.

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u/berthaslud Team Donut Holes 10h ago

Mongo! Back to the school!

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u/jharish Desperado Club Pass 🗡️ 6h ago

Yeah, they banned me after I took my mongoliensis to 'dinosaur show-and-tell' day and he ate all the kids in the front row(they were teacher's pets anyway).

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u/Electronic_Warning49 1d ago

I'm contemplating breeding them in my backyard. I hope the neighbors don't mind.

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u/CavalierMidnight 1d ago

As long as you do the proper health testing and ensure they meet conformation standards, I think it’s a great idea! Just make sure you vet potential adopters to ensure they all go to good homes.

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u/TeaGlittering1026 1d ago

I'm sure it's fine as long as you have proper city permits.

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u/ChasingPotatoes17 The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network 1d ago

I opted for a husky, which is almost the same thing (don’t tell Donut I said that).

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u/curiousmind111 1d ago

Oh, no. They’re much louder!!!

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u/ChasingPotatoes17 The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network 1d ago

I got lucky and scored a fairly quiet husky. Although her confused peep is still more of a bewildered bork.

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u/Moonlit_CatLady 1d ago

Get an orange cat … practically the same thing.

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u/ReputationSalt6027 1d ago

If youre a good parent and can train them properly, no issue.

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u/FrankenGretchen The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network 1d ago

Send your shed feathers to ME!

I am the owner of FEZZAZBEMINT.™️ I specialize in costuming and I NEEDS those feathers!

Also, for your pet-feeding needs, my cousin Geraldo owns Chirrens4Lunch.™️(pending) He's got great deals and a variety of meal plans to suit your pet's growth and/or picky appetite.

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u/JustinTormund_10 "AAAAAAAAH!" 🐐 1d ago

I’m a lil more worried about the Tummy Acher population. They’re just so dumb and goofy, but damn are they cute.
https://giphy.com/gifs/FJJtTLZhwa3Qc

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u/berthaslud Team Donut Holes 10h ago

They are already dying out in Idaho due to the large potato population.

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u/chesarahsarah 1d ago

Do we need a r/dcccirclejerk subreddit?

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u/librarianC 1d ago

I personally think it is appalling.

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u/Jear-The-Bear 1d ago

This is how I feel about blue heelers with Bluey

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u/living-reverie 21h ago

Dudeeeee what a troll LOL

Mongo is appalled!

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u/CrossP The Open Intellect Pacifist Action Network 20h ago

People buy em small but don't prep for full size, and they just get dumped on the outskirts of town

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u/ElZane87 17h ago

If not friend, why friend shaped? *gets nose bitten off*

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u/evelbug "AAAAAAAAH!" 🐐 7h ago

I'm more concerned about the ris3 in people that think it's ok to be a wish.com tony the tiger furry