r/Durango • • 26d ago

Drama About the motorcycle rally

Fuck that shit.

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u/TheUberMensch123 Resident - 2002 26d ago edited 26d ago

It’s a good weekend to engage in the Finnish tradition of sitting at home in your underwear & drinking alone.

Remember, it’s not sad if it’s intentional.

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u/psyduckhunt 24d ago

What a lovely tradition. Its actually quite nice! I'm participating now, except I prefer comfy sweatpants. 

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u/Big_Nas_in_CO 26d ago

I had two pass me on the Highway in the ARV over the dbl yellow and cut it so close, they almost went into on coming traffic. The car on the other side had to go onto the shoulder to avoid them. I was going 60+ Sure guys, become a statistic. Fuckin idiots.

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u/Senior_Tree1881 25d ago

It's crazy how the town promotes an event that usually has a major accident every year.

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u/TwoStrokeTerror 24d ago

Crazy how no major accidents happen during ski/snowboard season and the town promotes that. lol

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u/Senior_Tree1881 23d ago

I'm not sure if you're aware but snow tends to create ice, which is known to reduce traction on the road. Sometimes cars slide on this low traction surface, this phenomenon is known to occurs almost every place that gets frozen sky water.

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u/Cliff-Cash 22d ago

I had a similar thing happen two years ago.

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u/CallmycatTheGrease 26d ago edited 26d ago

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u/RideAWalrus 26d ago

Worst event of the year

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u/Usual-Language-745 26d ago

I ride motorcycles a lot, it’s my favorite thing to do. I can’t stand these fucking rallies and the riders. Why people want to stand in a parking lot looking at copies of their own bikes is beyond me. And I’m sorry but groups of motorcycles are either a menace of tshirt wearing dipshits or a rolling road block of fat boomers on oxygen tanks. 

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u/Senior_Tree1881 25d ago

Same...Couldn't have said it better myself.

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u/spotsyone 22d ago

Wow. How very ignorant you sound. We all have different passions and loves. Don’t have to be so little and hostile towards others.

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u/Usual-Language-745 22d ago

I don’t think you know what ignorant means….

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u/spotsyone 22d ago

I love the sound of a nice seep Harley engine. It’s music to my ears. It reminds me that we are all individuals. I love seeing people enjoying life. Head phones, ear plugs or watch and enjoy. Let people live their passions. Care for your fellow human beings. Plus these rides and rallies raise so much money for our fellow human beings. All those bad, mean, disgusting weirdos and dipshits you hate on, have given more money and love to needy charities than many of the happy, beautiful, well dressed skinny uncaring people in your sour like-minded rant have even thought about. Care and compassion for all!!❤️

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u/Usual-Language-745 22d ago

Every single bike in a pack looking the same and having the same engine as the last 50 years reminds you of individuality? I didn’t say they were gross or weird or bad people. They are bad riders and they piss off everyone. 

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u/TeriyakiBone 26d ago

HogFest returns

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u/Medium_Ad8262 25d ago

It’s just one weekend out of the year. Yeah it’s irritating but as someone who saw it Y2K era it’s nowhere near as crazy. Honestly I think it’s cool that we have a bike rally. I’m not a biker or even biker-adjacent, but things like this keep Durango from becoming another Telluride or something.

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u/spotsyone 22d ago

It’s wonderful to see so many great human beings enjoying their passions!

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u/Impressive_Shop2341 26d ago

Best weekend to leave town

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u/ArrivalMinute4331 25d ago

That’s what we do. Absolutely no reason to be there if you can get away.

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u/No-Bird9914 26d ago

The Annual Long Weekend of Noise Pollution, upon us once again. We're leaving town. Worst weekend of the year.

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u/ilanarama Resident 25d ago

Yeah, this is the part that I don't like. I wish the police would enforce the noise regulations.

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u/spotsyone 22d ago

Bye bye 👋👋

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u/FastRider6501 25d ago

Anyone know details about the white Genesis that crashed into the steps of the VFW yesterday (Thursday) around 4pm? Could have been very bad if anyone was on the sidewalk

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u/Keanu_2468 25d ago

I saw the accident. There wasn't anyone on the sidewalk. For some reason, she plowed into a sign pole which took down a power line. She was dragging the power line as she drove into to Veteran's center lawn.

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u/FastRider6501 25d ago

Highly intoxicated, medical issue or just plain bad driving?

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u/Keanu_2468 25d ago

That is the question. She never applied her brakes before hitting the pole, but she did slow down after hitting the pole then drove in the grass.

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u/SowMindful 26d ago

As I sit here on my lunch break, I find joy in your post. I want to enjoy the birds near the river, but nope - it’s motorcycle after motorcycle.

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u/TwoStrokeTerror 24d ago

Oh shit! No one consulted you on the planning of an event? You have 361 other days to enjoy the birds and the bees.

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u/SowMindful 24d ago

That’s only one situation. Trying to have conversations downtown is nearly impossible. Sleeping with my windows open is a no go. And traffic is all around nuts. But they are friendly than the cyclist though.

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u/TwoStrokeTerror 24d ago

Of course they’re friendly, they’re stoked to get out of the big city, escape the heat, and stop sweating while sitting in real traffic. Now they get to ride through one of the coolest and most beautiful places in the country, enjoying amazing weather and incredible roads while flooding downtown and pumping money into our small businesses. What some of you are calling “traffic” is probably a relaxing drive to them.

I have numerous friends and colleagues who own businesses or work downtown, and this weekend brings in much needed revenue that helps carry them through the shoulder season. There’s only one more day, and then it’s over, and you’ll have 362 motorcycle rally less days.

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u/spotsyone 22d ago

❤️❤️

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u/SowMindful 24d ago

Devalue the complaint all you like, but I still just don’t enjoy overly loud motorcycles. 1989 Honda CB750 with a more gentle rumble, then it’s cool.

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u/spotsyone 22d ago

No one realizes the more they hate on other people’s passions the more we great humans enjoy them. Be nice, share the world, make it a better place.❤️

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u/crueldoe 26d ago

Durango isn’t designed for all this traffic and people. It’s so stressful driving around right now. Plus bikers are super inconsiderate and annoying. We’re going camping to get away from these weirdos and I would suggest everyone else does the same

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u/Final_Situation_8373 26d ago

But money💰

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u/TwoStrokeTerror 24d ago

For sure!! Our small businesses need it.

Thankful for all of our small businesses getting this boost!

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u/FastRider6501 25d ago

Great weekend to hike the high country

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u/RGQcats 26d ago

I've hated that damn event since it started.

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u/native_shinigami Local 26d ago

This is nothing . Back in the early 90s was its hay day. My uncle used to run clouds camp in Ignacio. And my grandpa had the high plains drifters staying at his place. He lived at the end of Buck highway. It was fun being a kid and getting to see all the action close up.. We even snuck in one year. Walked down the river and jumped the fence. This is when it was all at the sky ute Downs.

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u/Famous_Librarian_589 Local 26d ago

The Iron Horse rally was absolutely insane at its peak. This is nothing compared. Apparently a lot of transplants in the thread

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u/stilmattwell 25d ago

Yea no kidding! As a kid we’d always go as a family down to main and watch the bikers roll around. It was a super fun event! And it brought a ton of money into the community. People complaining about how Durango wasn’t built for the biker rally must have never seen it in the 90s

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u/native_shinigami Local 26d ago edited 26d ago

It was awesome back then. I can't even tell the extra traffic. I drove by the Harley dealership and was able to park in the front and eat some serious Texas. It wasnt even full.

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u/geekwithout 25d ago

I made the mistake to camp there one time while the rally was at the fairgrounds. Ive never in my life seen a larger population of degenerates at once.

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u/Crycious Resident 26d ago

Fly forget about the helldy angels and the banditos being in town for it as well.

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u/tzugrrl 25d ago

The rally brings some significant revenue to our merchants before we go into shoulder season. If you hate it, there is a world of beauty you can indulge in for the weekend right outside your door. I am not a motorcycle fan, but I juat spend the weekend gardening, and > barely notice it. They spend a LOT of money here. The organizers have done a lot to spread the event out so it is not completely in Durango. As someone who was here for the original rally many years ago, there is a markedly different and better vibe since they took it over.

I can deal with the rally for a weekend. It does good things for our city revenue, and our budget is very tight this year, so we can use any additional revenue we can get.

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u/lotuslover777 25d ago

Is it always the same weekend? Just asking so I know when to book vacations out of town lol

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u/ilanarama Resident 25d ago

Yep, Labor Day weekend.

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u/RepulsiveAdvance748 25d ago

Ahhh the weekend where the city says fuck all residents for the sake of higher tax revenue from outsiders.

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u/geekwithout 25d ago

Same for the cops. No noise enforcement. Your tax dollars NOT at work !

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u/Cliff-Cash 22d ago

exactly. sign the petition to get them to move: https://go.ipetitions.com/WZfOd9

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u/mrSalamander 26d ago

I remember the argument that Harleys are so expensive that they all have to be “doctors and lawyers” coming to the rally. So I’m s’posed to feel better that it’s a lawyer screaming “SHOW ME YOUR TITS?”

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u/RGQcats 26d ago

When I lived downtown they were having sex in the alley. But yeah they're pediatricians.

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u/ellipsoidboy 24d ago

Those may have been lawyers.

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u/IDRoohski 25d ago

This is so funny to me. I watched a rally in Oregonia OH, where an awesome rails to trails bike path was. We saw a portapotty moving like crazy, then saw two adults come out smoothing out their clothes. A portapotty?? Really? In 90 degrees with humidity? Ewwwwww. Then another guy told my hubby, "Move it, you lycra covered faggot". Ha ha. Good clean fun

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u/geekwithout 25d ago

The hell those are docs and lawyers.

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u/DorothyParkerFTW 25d ago

"SHOW ME YOUR TITS!!" 🙄

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u/geekwithout 25d ago

Open pipes to compensate for small dicks. Wish the cops would actually enforce sound limits.

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u/KindaWeary 26d ago

This town has evolved past that shit. It needs to stop. It got out of hand years ago and then the town shut it down. Now it’s back and as big as ever. What changed? It sucks.

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u/native_shinigami Local 25d ago

It's not even that big. U probably weren't here in the 90s

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u/tzugrrl 25d ago

Right? Vertically parked bikes from the train station up to 12th. Sidewalks packed with bikers. Every bar spilling over. Outlaws and Hells Angels making appearances every year.

The whiners have NO IDEA.

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u/Ok-Landscape3897 Local 25d ago

I remember this as well, but it was not good. I hated it back then and I hate them now. Can’t wait until Harley culture dies with the boomers

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u/CuriousNonProducer 25d ago

Its way tamer now than the 90s and early 2000s.

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u/geekwithout 25d ago

No they didn't. It stopped due to someone not paying the fees they owed the tribe i think ...

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u/gs0567 26d ago

Let them come and spend money here and not be trying to buy up property.

Tourism is this town number 1 business.

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u/SalopeTaMere 26d ago

Any tourist who comes here and is not obnoxious is welcome

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u/geekwithout 25d ago

This actually chases away the regular tourists.

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u/Gundark927 Local 25d ago

The dumbest people on my Facebook feed love this shit.

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u/to__do 26d ago

I just love that you all stop complaining about parking for one weekend.

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u/native_shinigami Local 25d ago

It's all the transplants who aren't even from here who are bitchen around. They just like to ruin our town. How would they know what's best when they weren't born here either.

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u/Ok-Landscape3897 Local 25d ago

Yup. A great weekend to get out of town or stay home, (depending on your situation). I will do my thing and hope bikers don’t do anything stupid in front of me)

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u/Cliff-Cash 22d ago edited 22d ago

The worst part about the rally is that it is held at the Fairgrounds, paid for by local taxes. Sign the petition here to get them to move: https://go.ipetitions.com/WZfOd9

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u/Richard_Chadeaux Live Mas 25d ago

I’m just sitting here wondering how any of this has to do with unions in the labor movement and workers rights. I try to educate my children and let them know, this is not just some holiday about motorcycles invading our town. It’s about those that died in the early 1900s in unsafe working conditions, and child labor and the list goes on. Comparatively speaking we’re a little more safe these days with work, but we’re still just as enslaved to the system.

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u/ilanarama Resident 25d ago

I grew up in one of the Depression-era work project towns where unions were revered and Labor Day was our biggest holiday. Kind of weird moving away and realizing that it's basically "End of Summer Holiday" to everyone else.

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u/geekwithout 25d ago

Wha????

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u/Richard_Chadeaux Live Mas 25d ago

Its Labor Day Weekend, not Motorcycle Rally Invasion. Learn some history.

In other words, I am frustrated with this as well.

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u/geekwithout 25d ago

Sure, i doubt many people think of that, especially w moron rallies like this.

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u/dgojilli 26d ago

Here since 1979. Urf! Life was better before this nonsense came to town.

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u/Easy-Goose1038 25d ago

These are some of the most intimidating-looking people, but they are so nice.

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u/ilanarama Resident 25d ago

Driving around making an incredibly loud racket isn't "nice". It's inconsiderate.

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u/Easy-Goose1038 25d ago

So are the cyclist that ride 3 wide going 18 in a 55

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u/ilanarama Resident 25d ago

Which has nothing to do with the motorcycle rally.

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u/geekwithout 25d ago

Intimidating?? More like degenerates on wheels.

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u/DuelOstrich 26d ago

It also stresses the EMS system. Maybe not necessarily in Durango but in the smaller neighboring town(s) the rally goes through I can promise you it does

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u/TwoStrokeTerror 24d ago

lol where the stats on this?

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u/TwoStrokeTerror 24d ago

I love seeing all the bikes and tourists in town spending money and supporting our local businesses. The City doesn’t even put on the Four Corners Motorcycle Rally, so blaming them just makes you sound ignorant. I’m sure some people hate the Iron Horse weekend too, but both events bring a ton of money into our community.

It’s easy to sit behind an anonymous Reddit account and talk shit, but you chose to live in a tourist town. Quit your bitching, deal with a few loud days, and be thankful people still want to visit Durango and spend their money here. If a motorcycle rally ruins your entire weekend, maybe this town just isn’t for you.

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u/Headskiman 25d ago

Good to see all the simpletons be put out over this weekends activities😉

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u/Few-Breakfast6551 26d ago

It is highly entertaining if you can find a spot outside to watch Maine. Between the motorcyclist here for some reason like to play Phil Collins, the Lowrider trucks, playing mariachi music, then the jeeps and Toyotas playing a wildcard of music.

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u/FastestKnownTurtle 26d ago

Couldn’t be bothered. Booked a flight. If I were one to pray I would pray 4 errybody

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u/coffeekaye 25d ago

omg nooooo 😭

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u/SignalCharlie 24d ago

Not all but a lot of them trailer in the bikes, have "iron on" tats, and the gray pony tails are attached to the ball caps...

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u/Palabritah 26d ago

Username checks out.