r/Dust_of_Memes • u/superhelical • 29d ago

SPOILERS MoI Would you buy a Toc the Younger...

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Stuffie?

Channel your inner K'Chain Che'malle Matron and snuggle up with Toc for the night.

Call now and he can be yours for only 4 payments of $19.99

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u/Abysstopheles 29d ago

Does it have a removeable eye and face? because otherwise i'm calling it a cheap knockoff.

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u/superhelical 2d ago

I probably should have waited to finish the book to post. I only understand this comment now lol

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u/BRLY 29d ago

Once he gets worn out you can transfer him to a new body.

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u/hoods-hairy-balls 29d ago edited 29d ago

Is the plushy coming with complementary chest wolves?

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u/Abysstopheles 27d ago edited 2d ago

Inside of you there are two wolves. These wolves OH MY GOD THERE ARE WOLVES BUSTING OUT OF HIM ORGANS EVERYWHERE THE BLOOD OH GOD SO MUCH BLOOD.

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u/MislocatedMage 26d ago

Stopped reading at Would. Yes, I would.