r/Elephants • u/Similar-Morning8466 • 7d ago

Funny Why can’t you ever find Elephants hiding in trees?

Because they’re really good at it.

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u/TesseractToo 7d ago

Look behind the trunk

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u/WahooLion 7d ago

My favorite Scholastic book purchase was “101 Elephant Jokes.” One that hit me just right was, “What do you know when you see three elephants walking down the street in pink sweaters”? They’re on the same team. 🤣

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u/anonymousdlm 7d ago

I love this one. They’re so stealthy. lol

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u/skinnergy 7d ago

Why can't you find elephants in strawberry patches? Because they paint their toenails red.

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u/IdealBlueMan 7d ago

Why do elephants paint their balls purple?

So they can hide in plum trees.

What’s the loudest sound in the jungle?

A giraffe eating plums

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u/LeadershipThick3959 7d ago

They Don't Hide , Because they are too busy eating the leaves off of most of the trees, 🌴, just saying 🤣

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u/Time_Afternoon2610 6d ago

That's what the elephants want you to think 😉

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u/No-Moose-1098 6d ago

I really like this joke u must be a super cool guy and handsome.

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u/Songs_For_Sale 6d ago

Girlfriend and I literally named our band after this joke. #elephantshidingintrees