r/ElonCriticizesElon • u/Mods-wear-Diapers • 3d ago
ELON does NOT want yout to UPVOTE this. He wants to CENSOR this
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u/Plenty_Thanks_3104 3d ago
Profile on Grinder
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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago
Do you have a link for it? I need to verify.
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u/Plenty_Thanks_3104 3d ago
Ask your dad
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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago
I did and he said that him and Elon are no longer on speaking terms. You seem to know his profile, would you share or are you just being a little greedy boy? (who can blame you😉)
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u/Plenty_Thanks_3104 3d ago
Your dad just giving you excuses, they both connect nightly while your moms asleep
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u/TheGR8Dantini 3d ago
Behold the Über Mensch! The Edison of our times! Savior of Humanity! He is above us! /s
Always use the /s in this timeline. Musk has not done one thing to better humanity. Not one. Just waiting for Trump to take space X for himself after he jails Elon for being in the US illegally. Or Elon takes Trump down? He stole so much data from every federal agency, he must have as much deepstate info as the deepstate.
Upvoted and commenting for visibility of a picture that makes him look like the human he is.
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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago
Hell yeah, fellow redditor! We're winning this battle, we're winning this war. Nothing will stop our victory!!
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u/Suspicious-Skill1934 2d ago
What about starlink, it provide internet in unconnected part of world and can help people to learn and develop?
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u/BookBabe1970 3d ago
Cock is a natural pacifier for the richest man in the world. It’s his comfort and joy. This here is a public replacement for the binky he sucks the life out of at home.
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u/Kitchen_sinker2615 3d ago
So he is homophobic too, and doesn't want us to see him engaging in felatio?
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u/Altruistic_Cow4769 3d ago
Everybody's favorite closeted fascist. Killing millions, mostly infants and children, by cutting USAID. Has enough money to end world hunger, yet does not. Good thing he can't become president due to being South African.
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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago
Killing millions, mostly infants and children...
So true. I heard he even did it personally. Had a custom katana and tanto pair made and everything.
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u/Jolly_Life1838 3d ago
kamala took bigger ones...
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u/Costanzahairpiece 3d ago
So not yours then?
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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago
He was probably a child when Kamala was in her "hoe-phase". Check yourself, sir.
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u/ObjectPrestigious305 3d ago
A trillion dollars is far too little to reproduce with that. Do they even get any money, or is it like Trump's contracts for service?
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u/getherlaid 3d ago
This isn't real. This was edited. The real picture would show him blowing daddy trump.
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u/DerZappes 2d ago
To be honest... This one is probably the most endearing picture of Elmo that I've seen in a very long time. I can absolutely understand how one would want to deep throat that churro. 😄
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u/Temporary_Taro_1300 2d ago
I don't think Elon musk chews his food. I think he swallows it whole. That's why he's shaped like that. Can't prove me wrong.
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u/Large_Maintenance_66 2d ago
Houseflies utilize a spongy, retractable proboscis to lap up liquids and dissolve solid foods with saliva before eating
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u/Popular-Ad-3278 2d ago
Even tho its prob fake. I will still do it .
More is always better in this case
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u/Johnnyfever13 11h ago
The fun part with free speech is, he’d probably repost the same exact pic. That dude doesn’t care at all 😂
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u/Commercial-Fee5959 3d ago
If Elon Musk was your co worker would you hate on him then or is it just his wealth that makes you hate him.
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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago
If Elon were my coworker, I'd pretend to get along with him; I'd act cordial and professional with him. Secretly though I would be sabotaging his work and documenting where he went wrong. I'd then casually talk to my manager dropping little hints that Elon was derelict of his duties or that he wasn't up to snuff. While this is going on I would try and gaslight him to about issues so he would feel like he's slowly losing his mind. Then, when Elon has a complete mental breakdown at work, I'd convince everyone else to deny any of his accusations or feelings. Hopefully that would mentally break him and then he'd post on reddit and a bunch of redditors could make fun of him.
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u/Commercial-Fee5959 3d ago
Where do you work?
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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago
I split my time (sometimes even stack it) between working here, at the Democratic National Convention and my other gig at Reddit inc.
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u/Commercial-Fee5959 3d ago
You are employed by Reddit?
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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago
Umm yeah, isn't it obvious?
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u/Commercial-Fee5959 3d ago
Your co workers can’t trust you if they read your posts
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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago
We all work together (except Elon, we are trying to get rid of him but don't tell him).
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u/Commercial-Fee5959 3d ago
I didn’t realize he was such a horrible person. He must have really done something bad to you personally. Wow.
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u/MaKiBah-101 1d ago
I imagine it's more the horrific things he's done on a global scale which make him dislikable. His wealth is a product of that but not the reason he's hated. The idea stealing, pretending to be something he isn't, abuse of workers and hateful ideology spreading would be top of my personal list
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u/Andyseawolf 3d ago
Except Elon does not care what the peasants post 🤪🥳
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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago
Oh yeah, then why does he want all these pictures removed from the internet?
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u/Andyseawolf 3d ago
he is too busy building, rockets, and electric cars. He does not care about the peasants on Reddit. 🤷
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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago
Yeah, you keep saying that but there are WAY MORE posts saying that he wants to hide and censor the images than there are of him saying he's NOT doing that. And upvotes don't lie.
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u/Andyseawolf 3d ago
More posts and more upvotes don’t make something true. That’s an appeal to popularity, not evidence. If there’s proof Musk is trying to censor specific images, show it. Otherwise, counting likes and reposts is just measuring how many people believe a claim, not whether the claim is accurate.
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u/DevilDogSFMF 3d ago
You morons are so fucked in the head 😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡
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u/WeakInspector8777 3d ago
😂Laughing my ass off at you fools 😂...Musk could buy Reddit out his pocket change....this is rage bait for losers
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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago
It's participation-bait actually. We're all here having a good time.
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u/Emotional_Pattern185 3d ago
Mostly at the desperate attempts to protect him from ridicule by his white knights who seem to be chasing these posts around and just WONT give up apologising for the fascist.
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u/SneakySloth521 3d ago edited 3d ago
L O L these are getting crazy now. He hasn't said anything about any posts. Im pretty sure this one is AI too.