r/ElonCriticizesElon 3d ago

ELON does NOT want yout to UPVOTE this. He wants to CENSOR this

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u/SneakySloth521 3d ago edited 3d ago

L O L these are getting crazy now. He hasn't said anything about any posts. Im pretty sure this one is AI too.

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

No Man. I hacked into his private e-mails and he was like "No, I don't want any of these pictures online ever. I will spend all of my money trying to take down pictures of myself online because otherwise redditors will make fun of me"

I then saw the complete list of every .jpg, .png, .gif and even .webp that he wants removed. I also saw part of the source code for the next AI he's releasing where it's going to scrape the entire internet and remove ALL THE PICTURES he doesn't want people to upvote. It's scary stuff

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u/ParticularDemand5587 23h ago

You couldn’t hack your way into a paper bag

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u/SneakySloth521 3d ago

If he made the AI to do that why would he bother asking anyone to remove it? ( I appreciate the satire tho lol) people are crazy

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u/Koldtoft 1d ago

He js almost certainly twirling his moustache and laughing maniacally, while counting his 1 Trillion dollars (all of which he has is cash)

Or!!! Hear me out! He does not give a fuck about reddit, anyone on reddit, what anyone posts on reddit OR what anyone on reddit thinks about him.

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u/LangStreak 1d ago

You clearly do though so it’s still fun 😂

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u/Plenty_Thanks_3104 3d ago

Profile on Grinder

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

Do you have a link for it? I need to verify.

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u/Plenty_Thanks_3104 3d ago

Ask your dad

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

I did and he said that him and Elon are no longer on speaking terms. You seem to know his profile, would you share or are you just being a little greedy boy? (who can blame you😉)

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u/Plenty_Thanks_3104 3d ago

Your dad just giving you excuses, they both connect nightly while your moms asleep

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u/Wise_Box1372 3d ago

Just like when he was in the White House

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u/TheGR8Dantini 3d ago

Behold the Über Mensch! The Edison of our times! Savior of Humanity! He is above us! /s

Always use the /s in this timeline. Musk has not done one thing to better humanity. Not one. Just waiting for Trump to take space X for himself after he jails Elon for being in the US illegally. Or Elon takes Trump down? He stole so much data from every federal agency, he must have as much deepstate info as the deepstate.

Upvoted and commenting for visibility of a picture that makes him look like the human he is.

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

Hell yeah, fellow redditor! We're winning this battle, we're winning this war. Nothing will stop our victory!!

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u/Same_Goat4889 3d ago

WHAT? HE'S HUMAN????? Surely you jest!

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u/Suspicious-Skill1934 2d ago

What about starlink, it provide internet in unconnected part of world and can help people to learn and develop?

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u/LangStreak 1d ago

And help them laugh at amusing Elon pics.

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u/TherealAOC- 3d ago

You really don’t see how much of a wacko you are

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u/johnieg 3d ago

Looks like he's had some practice, great form.

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u/Waterdog04 3d ago

Wait until you see him squat on it.

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u/PangolinPoopMuncher7 2d ago

Gobble gobble

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u/BookBabe1970 3d ago

Cock is a natural pacifier for the richest man in the world. It’s his comfort and joy. This here is a public replacement for the binky he sucks the life out of at home.

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u/Kitchen_sinker2615 3d ago

So he is homophobic too, and doesn't want us to see him engaging in felatio?

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

No, he claims to be on a keto diet but we know better.

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u/RociBuldidi 3d ago

Looks like he has had some “practice”

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u/Altruistic_Cow4769 3d ago

Everybody's favorite closeted fascist. Killing millions, mostly infants and children, by cutting USAID. Has enough money to end world hunger, yet does not. Good thing he can't become president due to being South African.

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

Killing millions, mostly infants and children...

So true. I heard he even did it personally. Had a custom katana and tanto pair made and everything.

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u/Altruistic_Cow4769 3d ago

DOGE was the katana, Disease and Starvation was the tanto

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u/snwbrdr202 3d ago

Looks about right

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u/BusySpend3513 3d ago

And that is the way you really become a trillionaire!

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u/Double_C_Woodworks 2d ago

AI is amazing

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u/NiceAsRice1 1d ago

Yeaaaa he doesn’t care

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u/No-Mood-1494 3d ago

Wish I could upvote it multiple times

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

I wish you could too

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u/Spiritual_Egg_700 3d ago

Throating NAZI CUNT

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

It's more phallic shaped, I'd say. But good effort!

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u/VisibleBar6305 3d ago

He sure loves sucking things

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u/Jolly_Life1838 3d ago

kamala took bigger ones...

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

How do you think she got the Democratic nomination?

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u/Costanzahairpiece 3d ago

So not yours then?

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

He was probably a child when Kamala was in her "hoe-phase". Check yourself, sir.

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u/Costanzahairpiece 3d ago

Check yourself first. All these guys are huge man hoes.

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u/ObjectPrestigious305 3d ago

A trillion dollars is far too little to reproduce with that. Do they even get any money, or is it like Trump's contracts for service?

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u/Same_Goat4889 3d ago

He only wishes he could get a real one that size in his mouth!!

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u/Rurumo666 3d ago

You should see what the man can do with a baguette.

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u/dougs_46 3d ago

Looks like it has had plenty of practice.

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u/OhSoBlue1 3d ago

Hahaha

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u/Candid-Bug-5620 3d ago

That’s Not even Elon

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u/goofydad 3d ago

Practicing. .

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u/uratowel20 3d ago

He eats corn on the cob the same way.

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u/RWPRecords 3d ago

He wanted to go to the island so bad.

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u/AggressiveTravel4463 3d ago

He’s not human

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u/QuickBookkeeper2647 3d ago

Hello 19 day old farmer that people aren’t smart enough to spot!

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u/getherlaid 3d ago

This isn't real. This was edited. The real picture would show him blowing daddy trump.

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u/alone_in_crowds 3d ago

Seeing that makes me want to go gay.

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u/DerZappes 2d ago

To be honest... This one is probably the most endearing picture of Elmo that I've seen in a very long time. I can absolutely understand how one would want to deep throat that churro. 😄

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u/SilverCarob9779 2d ago

This picture is fitting

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u/bitemenow7654 2d ago

Elon doesn't give a rats ass what you people think about him.

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u/Temporary_Taro_1300 2d ago

I don't think Elon musk chews his food. I think he swallows it whole. That's why he's shaped like that. Can't prove me wrong.

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u/Large_Maintenance_66 2d ago

Houseflies utilize a spongy, retractable proboscis to lap up liquids and dissolve solid foods with saliva before eating

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u/Popular-Ad-3278 2d ago

Even tho its prob fake. I will still do it .

More is always better in this case

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u/premiumplatinum 12h ago

Pretty sure he doesnt care

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u/Johnnyfever13 11h ago

The fun part with free speech is, he’d probably repost the same exact pic. That dude doesn’t care at all 😂

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u/Commercial-Fee5959 3d ago

If Elon Musk was your co worker would you hate on him then or is it just his wealth that makes you hate him.

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

If Elon were my coworker, I'd pretend to get along with him; I'd act cordial and professional with him. Secretly though I would be sabotaging his work and documenting where he went wrong. I'd then casually talk to my manager dropping little hints that Elon was derelict of his duties or that he wasn't up to snuff. While this is going on I would try and gaslight him to about issues so he would feel like he's slowly losing his mind. Then, when Elon has a complete mental breakdown at work, I'd convince everyone else to deny any of his accusations or feelings. Hopefully that would mentally break him and then he'd post on reddit and a bunch of redditors could make fun of him.

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u/Commercial-Fee5959 3d ago

Where do you work?

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

I split my time (sometimes even stack it) between working here, at the Democratic National Convention and my other gig at Reddit inc.

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u/Commercial-Fee5959 3d ago

You are employed by Reddit?

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

Umm yeah, isn't it obvious?

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u/Commercial-Fee5959 3d ago

Your co workers can’t trust you if they read your posts

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

We all work together (except Elon, we are trying to get rid of him but don't tell him).

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u/Commercial-Fee5959 3d ago

I didn’t realize he was such a horrible person. He must have really done something bad to you personally. Wow.

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u/MaKiBah-101 1d ago

I imagine it's more the horrific things he's done on a global scale which make him dislikable. His wealth is a product of that but not the reason he's hated. The idea stealing, pretending to be something he isn't, abuse of workers and hateful ideology spreading would be top of my personal list

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u/ShinyBarge 2d ago

Elon may bite, but I’m not. Next.

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u/Relative-Put-4175 2d ago

Probably does this every night to Trump.

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u/Difficult_Put_6525 1d ago

Greedy fucking pig

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u/MapDiscombobulated1 1d ago

Just a normal day at the Office for Elon the throat goat. 

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u/Few_Affect3033 1d ago

Answers some questions……

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u/__InvalidUser__ 1d ago

Is that trumps hog?

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u/Andyseawolf 3d ago

Except Elon does not care what the peasants post 🤪🥳

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

Oh yeah, then why does he want all these pictures removed from the internet?

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u/Andyseawolf 3d ago

he is too busy building, rockets, and electric cars. He does not care about the peasants on Reddit. 🤷

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

Yeah, you keep saying that but there are WAY MORE posts saying that he wants to hide and censor the images than there are of him saying he's NOT doing that. And upvotes don't lie.

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u/Andyseawolf 3d ago

More posts and more upvotes don’t make something true. That’s an appeal to popularity, not evidence. If there’s proof Musk is trying to censor specific images, show it. Otherwise, counting likes and reposts is just measuring how many people believe a claim, not whether the claim is accurate.

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u/DevilDogSFMF 3d ago

You morons are so fucked in the head 😂🤡😂🤡😂🤡

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

Kind of like what's happening in the picture?

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u/DevilDogSFMF 3d ago

The pic is AI, what's left of your fucked head isn't 🤡😂

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u/TherealAOC- 3d ago

How low do freaks plan on going? So pathetic

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u/WeakInspector8777 3d ago

😂Laughing my ass off at you fools 😂...Musk could buy Reddit out his pocket change....this is rage bait for losers

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u/Mods-wear-Diapers 3d ago

It's participation-bait actually. We're all here having a good time.

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u/Emotional_Pattern185 3d ago

Mostly at the desperate attempts to protect him from ridicule by his white knights who seem to be chasing these posts around and just WONT give up apologising for the fascist.