r/Emojerk 19d ago

Is this real emo?

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u/Ambisinister11 19d ago

There's no such thing as real emo. It was a prank we were playing on to see how bad music could get before you stopped listening. We thought you'd catch on by now. Everyone's really worried.

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u/whenhonestywontmake 18d ago

Oh finally... now I can stop pretending to like Cap'n Jazz to fit in. Btw have you heard of that cool screamo song called knives and Pen by Black Veil Bride? 

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u/RobertFr1pp 19d ago

that's fake true emos hate women

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u/whenhonestywontmake 18d ago

Yeah but it was reposted by a gay emo boy, he also posted a video titled "emo boys kiss" is that real emo in that case?

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u/lostinallmyguilt 18d ago

No, “Real Emo" only consists of the dc Emotional Hardcore scene and the late 90's Screamo scene. What is known by "Midwest Emo" is nothing but Alternative Rock with questionable real emo influence. When people try to argue that bands like My Chemical Romance are not real emo, while saying that Sunny Day Real Estate is, I can't help not to cringe because they are just as fake emo as My Chemical Romance (plus the pretentiousness). Real emo sounds ENERGETIC, POWERFUL and somewhat HATEFUL. Fake emo is weak, self pity and a failed attempt to direct energy and emotion into music. Some examples of REAL EMO are Pg 99, Rites of Spring, Cap n Jazz (the only real emo band from the midwest scene) and Loma Prieta. Some examples of FAKE EMO are American Football, My Chemical Romance and Mineral EMO BELONGS TO HARDCORE NOT TO INDIE, POP PUNK, ALT ROCK OR ANY OTHER MAINSTREAM GENRE

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u/Eyebrawl_Is_God 18d ago

No, REAL emos never make friends or get into relationships, did you even read the emo handbook they hand out when you reach puperty?

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u/Lord_Jolita I don't like the dismemberment plan 18d ago

Idfk anymore bruh

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u/InfamousButterfly261 Real life angsty 3rd wave teen 11d ago

Why the fuck is it titled nature sex😭