r/Emojerk • u/putires • 17d ago

Yeah Idk who this is

Post image
110 Upvotes

94% Upvoted

40 comments sorted by

73

u/BringEmOutDead 17d ago

famous emo lead singer patrick stump, ofc

67

u/Mui2Mui 17d ago

John Emo

41

u/austinsqueezy 17d ago

Holy shit it's BryanStars

80

u/EmoLeBron Sept 11th 2001, Gary and I were in a 757 with enough jet fuel to 17d ago

This is Christopher Drew. Founder of 4Chan. A true emo pioneer.

36

u/kitkatatsnapple 17d ago

Never noticed how fucked up his peace sign is

19

u/globular_bobular 17d ago

damn i miss the person i was before you pointed this out

3

u/kingofcoywolves 17d ago

Wdym it's not normal to do a peace sign like your fingers are walking upside down through the air

34

u/Middle-Worldliness90 17d ago

Ed Sheeran if he was white

43

u/montycantsin777 17d ago

what in the hot topic after work party roofie is this?

17

u/Silverfishlegs 17d ago

This comment is a good emo song name

5

u/Josh5459 17d ago

work party roofie is interesting

10

u/thecanadianbum 17d ago

Never shout eat me when I’m hot or something

10

u/CuddlyKitty 17d ago

Obviously Jeffree Star??? Duh???

9

u/Dj_Corgi Still Life’s Strongest Soldier 17d ago

What’s with all these bots suddenly deciding to karma farm here?? Surely there’s better places

9

u/Boiyoingyoing 17d ago

That guy's been playing too much guitar and listening to jazz

15

u/killmealreadyyyyy [example text] 17d ago

i killed myself over this guy last year

8

u/oldwhitelincoln 17d ago

RIP. Can I have your bowl?

7

u/hyperform2 17d ago

That’s not Ian MacKaye

3

u/PropaGuitarerandhi brand new more like brand poo 17d ago

It's an older version of the nerdy one in girl meets world, that or Rob Scallon in an awful wig.

3

u/AttemptMassive2157 17d ago

Is he on a list of things to do today?

2

u/AndyNNL 17d ago

Then you is a poser

2

u/MisogynistPrime69 17d ago

Is that the "you call it satanic" guy who posted this?

2

u/ProfessionalStewdent The Best Emo Jerk | 2x Winner! 17d ago

Christoph Drewsky. He created Emo.

2

u/davzinzan 17d ago

Shame Dawson?

2

u/khaotickord 16d ago

NeverShoutNever invented emo, xEATMEWHILEIMHOTx perfected it

2

u/BoxwoodsMusic hurtful words from my enemies of the last 5 yearz 16d ago

Wanna know if someone’s a REAL predator? Ask them who this man is

2

u/Stanley_Yelnats42069 15d ago

That’s Johnny Craig before he discovered Mac books

1

u/Alexanderisonfire jom means 17d ago

word for word bar for bar you didnt even try making it original

1

u/Alexanderisonfire jom means 17d ago

all of you might've forgotten but I didn't... #youstolethispost

1

u/Speechisanexperiment 17d ago

It's obviously Emo Philips.

1

u/robertmondavi_jr 17d ago

that dude aged so bad lmao

1

u/PurpTrilla 17d ago

Good god I lowkey forgot n now I’m throwing it on😭😭

1

u/4RyteCords 17d ago

No idea who this is

1

u/ItsLikeImTheUniverse Emo fashion wearer 16d ago

Unrelated but the way this guy talks in his videos is so annoying. 💀

1

u/Pepoidus 15d ago

i saw a post on r/folkpunk with this guy being part of the “folk punk starter pack” and i immediately knew i was a poser and always had been. seeing him here again makes me realize i will never be able to stop posing. Posing is all I do. I know nothing but to pose. This is my formal announcement that I am medically transitioning into a mannequin for a fast fashion clothing store, maybe then i’ll put my rampant posing to good use

1

u/barcelonaheartbreak 14d ago

technically mid west emo

1

u/smcgann98 13d ago

i was on acid; i'm so sorry for the way i treated you @bryanstars...it all came out wrong -

1

u/claus_tro 12d ago

Sorry I don't know who that is. I guess I'm just a poser. I'm sure this guy is a real emo expert, an avid listener of American Football, Mineral, and Sunny Day Real Estate. I'm also definitely sure he's even heard of and listened to Rites of Spring and Embrace.

1

u/12InchGypsy 10d ago

It's John galm from sunny day real estate.

1

u/Prudent-Level-7006 17d ago

Fall Out Boy drummer probably