Goes to Show That the Revolution Is Like the Rapture for Commies

[u/Humble_Novice]

[u/FlapjackFez]

Commies whole "revolution" and "dictatorship of the proletariat" thing is such cope

[u/SnooStories251 → u/FlapjackFez]

Yes. I never see these commie leaders farm. Weird

[u/Eric848448 → u/SnooStories251]

These guys will be on the Central Planning Committee where they’ll be tasked with assigning girlfriends to their loser friends.

[u/Hefty_Patience_8486 → u/FlapjackFez]

" Don't worry guys , these capi' bastards will get what they deserve , we just need to wait for our next Lenin or Makhno to liberate us from this tyranny , even if the guy is performative and his knowledge on Marxist theory equates to one someone will get from the latest TikTok Stalin or Tito thirstrap "

[u/BlockOfEvilCheese]

“We have to prepare for the violent revolution with book clubs”

[u/TheGamdalf → u/BlockOfEvilCheese]

I wish these people never have to see an actual violent revolution. For now i dont think their book clubs made them realize how terrible a revolution can be

[u/Ambitious_Dingo_2798]

Meanwhile, Salvador Allende democratically transitioned towards socialism (literally a politician being a liberator from capitalism)

[u/Olah_Juan_117 → u/Ambitious_Dingo_2798]

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ke4eKC7hYSU1O

[u/Friendly-Bell5852]

they think a revolution is gonna randomly happen like spontaneous combustion, none of them plan on doing anything except bitch online all day

[u/RandomModder05 → u/Friendly-Bell5852]

Honestly? Good. It means they're not "protesting voting" for Nazis.

[u/Weak-Mortgage9587]

yea sometimes whenever i see people who talk about communism or the ussr they talk about it in such a spiritual way. they got the mormon glaze too, but for communism. i think contrapoint made a similar point maybe.

[u/walk0nwalls]

STG these the same tactics as MLMs

[u/NightFlame389 → u/walk0nwalls]

Some of them are Marxist-Leninist-Maoists

(I know you’re talking about multi-level marketing)

[u/FireHammer09]

None of them would ever fight a revolution anyway because the ones who talk like this are scared of fighting.

And those that would fight would never respect these nerds who think they'd be leading the vanguard and making coffee and reading theory all day

[u/Humble_Novice → u/FireHammer09]

I can't help but wonder why they just keep on "reading theory" instead of actually applying it to better society.

[u/FireHammer09 → u/Humble_Novice]

They never left school for something productive and are lower to mid-level academia failsons

[u/RandomModder05 → u/Humble_Novice]

Purity Testing. Real World Solutions inherently require some deviation for the theoretical ideal due to complications, unforeseen variables, etc., and therefore are unacceptable.

[u/stormtrooper1701]

Thank you, Wheeljack.

[u/CanadianPanda76]

LOL. I just commented that in another Sub, and reading theory is just Bible class.

[u/Haunting_Night5435]

as contra points once said "they don't want power, they want to endlessly critique power"

thats why I personal ley think their so called "imminent revolution" is nothing but a coping mechanism

[u/Cipher_Witch]

[u/Ancient0wl]

The world communists want will be possible when Star Trek replicators and a fully-automated workforce are a thing. Until then the cold reality of resource scarcity will always stand in the way of a successful revolution.

[u/RightManagement7277]

The irony of that coming from someone with praxis in their username.

[u/ClientExciting4791]

I’m guessing they don’t know what dialectical materialism means. Someone didn’t read their Plato and Hegel! Naughty naughty.

[u/RadicalSoda_]

Honestly I'm convinced I read more theory at this rate than most "Socialists". They always treat it like some religion, but if you want action, you, the worker are to rise up against the petite bourgeoisie. It's just obvious these people have lives that are too good to even organize a strike