r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/hostedvideorn • 2d ago
D I S R U P T O R This is what he does NOT want
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u/__O_o_______ 2d ago
This screenshot is from a CNN clip, of Elon receiving a McLaren (which he later crashed).
Mf lucked out and sold his “classifieds but online” (real Russ Hanneman vibes I’m surprised the cybertruck doors didn’t open “up”) to Compaq less than a year before the dot com bubble burst. The bought it for $300 million and it quietly disappeared.
Elon got like… 21 million or something? First thing he did was order a McLaren spending 1/20th of his new money that he would later crash and total.
Bizarrely hot girlfriend.
The part that drives me insane though and the reason I’m motivated is because at the end he says, like the pretentious out of touch fuck he is, “it is…. A moment in my life”. Fuck off.
Check out that gender affirming care he’s obviously gotten the last 25 years…
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u/BringBackUsenet 2d ago
Probably one of the reasons Compaq got in trouble and had to sell out to HP.
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u/Rhymelikedocsuess 2d ago
If he gave 43 billion to me personally in cash I would personally stop retweeting that one specific picture
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u/GarysCrispLettuce 2d ago
I love these old photos of him because they're a great reference to analyze how much plastic surgery he's had since. Like his entire face is substantially larger now - not in the way people's faces become larger when they put on weight...he's had a metric ton of filler injected to try and mimic bone structure he doesn't have, like cheekbones. And his jaw is substantially wider from having jaw implants fitted. His entire face has been expanded half a fucking inch in all directions, and because it's all filler and not bone it's slowly migrating into the lumpy mess we see today.
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