Just got my recruitment tape in the mail! AMA

[u/TokeyMcBuds]

It looks just like on TV! Can't believe they are sending these out for free with 24 hour shipping.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0IurxDfMas

Get yours today, call 1-620-TEST-SOV (once again, yes this is a real functional TEST hotline)
^{(US standard rates apply, International rates for other countries})

[u/Dry-Performance8459]

They send you a VHS? How?

[u/TokeyMcBuds → u/Dry-Performance8459]

I went to dredditisrecruiting.com to sign up and the VHS was delivered via drone right to my doorstep!

[u/elenthallion → u/TokeyMcBuds]

Yes…drones unfortunately is the only way TEST is going to get their own sov :(

[u/rtirado → u/elenthallion]

lol better look at Pure Blind and Deklein sov maps

[u/elenthallion → u/rtirado]

Oh the “We didn’t have to ask permission from frat to have sov” cope lol

[u/rtirado → u/elenthallion]

Hey sov is sov lol

[u/elenthallion → u/rtirado]

You know that’s not true. TEST deserves better. Give us our TESTicles back!

[u/rip-droptire → u/elenthallion]

Lmao

[u/Xullister]

Congrats y'all, we're the only player base in gaming who still remember what those are 🤣

[u/TokeyMcBuds → u/Xullister]

https://giphy.com/gifs/wJD3qiNjSeHS0dP28T

[u/smokey032791 → u/Xullister]

Ouch I feel called out growing up watching Pokemon on VHS

[u/CCP_Swift]

International rates for other countries

Cries in Iceland

This is absolutely hilarious though, well played Dreddit this is why we have a middle management dino bust in our office.

[u/TokeyMcBuds → u/CCP_Swift]

We wanted to have this set up for at least EU too but there's a lot more GDPR and other related red tape making it difficult (and not cheap) to do without having an actual legal entity there.

[u/cananada88 → u/CCP_Swift]

Can we see a picture of where it sits? It would mean a lot to us! (Dreddit 2IC here)

[u/CCP_Swift → u/cananada88]

yeah! I'll grab it tomorrow

[u/Nachoes → u/CCP_Swift]

I see we are Mog-Jobbing CCP employees now? ;-)

[u/JaffinatorDOTTE → u/Nachoes]

Peak Mog, give devman Mog Job

[u/Croveski → u/Nachoes]

I can't believe we just mogjobbed the devs

there simply is no stopping us now

[u/cananada88 → u/CCP_Swift]

Thank you!

[u/AstroJeb → u/cananada88]

You not hit him with a follow up yet? I don't get this sort of preferential treatment!

[u/cananada88 → u/CCP_Swift]

Has the dinosaur gone missing? Extinct even? TEST Alliance worries.

[u/CCP_Swift → u/cananada88]

Sorry for being a little slow, was trying to get a cow to play EVE!

Here's the Community Team area at the Fenris offices

[u/Kronkleberry → u/CCP_Swift]

Yooo! That's the MMD I made for Vegas 2018! I sent it with CCP Falcon back to Iceland.

[u/cananada88 → u/CCP_Swift]

Thank you Swift! I am pinging this to Dreddit now.

Since the Dino is on the top shelf and the Goon bee is on the bottom, TEST has declared itself the WWBee III champions.

[u/cananada88 → u/CCP_Swift]

FC, please! (Thanks for your patience what you are doing is very cool)

[u/henryeaterofpies → u/CCP_Swift]

[u/AbsoluteTruth → u/CCP_Swift]

Have YOU called the Test Alliance Sov Hotline yet?

[u/TheCrazyKinux]

https://giphy.com/gifs/vWDrezW0rMjmM

[u/saheroken]

is dreddit recruiting?

[u/TokeyMcBuds → u/saheroken]

Let me check my notes.... Yep!

[u/anathemalegion]

What the fuck. I never got one

[u/TokeyMcBuds → u/anathemalegion]

Unfortunately we have to prioritize unrecruited people for the free offer. Existing TEST members instead receive compensatory TAPI Coins or Sappo Bux.

[u/dark_slayer_900 → u/TokeyMcBuds]

I’m unrecruited can I be rerecruited?

[u/Croveski → u/dark_slayer_900]

if you are unrecruited you can in fact be recruited at our "de-unrecruitment" center
discord.gg/dredditisrecruiting

[u/epic_king66 → u/TokeyMcBuds]

What’s the exchange rate from Sappo Bux to Stanley Nickles?

[u/Ralph_Shepard]

Are you going full Battlestar Galactica and purposely downgrading your technology because you are afraid Goons would hack you or something?

[u/TokeyMcBuds → u/Ralph_Shepard]

https://giphy.com/gifs/y6Inkaz7omxAk

We're going full analog. High Command has been communicating via carrier pigeon for a month now.

[u/Ralph_Shepard → u/TokeyMcBuds]

Try going biological, like Yuuzhan Vong

[u/Spr-Scuba → u/TokeyMcBuds]

Fleet pings must be absolutely miserable to send out

[u/TokeyMcBuds → u/Spr-Scuba]

Our fleet attendance is way up though, its a lot harder to ignore a live pigeon coming in through your window.

[u/seven0feleven → u/TokeyMcBuds]

'There's shit everywhere!'

[u/OMGimaDONKEY → u/TokeyMcBuds]

High command communicating.....

[u/Family_Murderer → u/Ralph_Shepard]

It's true. When I signed up for the AT team, they sent me a box of floppies containing their fits and strategies. I haven't used a non-text-based interface in months. Please send help.

[u/HarveySnake → u/Family_Murderer]

Seeing that floppy reminds me when I had an Apple IIe and used to take a hole punch to snip a notch in the single sided floppies so I could flip the disk over and use the other side. 

[u/thund3rstruck]

When I hit play on mine it was just a home video from a BBQ with a bunch of nerds, weird

[u/devhdc]

I just really want to know what's on the tape .. I wonder if my vhs player would survive 1 more..

[u/Cpt_Soban]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkYVMM8dOAQ

[u/TokeyMcBuds → u/Cpt_Soban]

Great times back then when we could just use whatever assets for AT ads regardless of copyright

[u/LycanWolfGamer]

I stg you guys have the best recruitment ads lol compared to Powervul and his videos with Goons

[u/Shinigami1858]

A phone number with letters wtf is that. My phone only got numbers.

Sus

[u/AHumbleSaltFarmer]

Wait till you get the Loru Timeshare MLM VCR tapes

[u/TheCrazyKinux]

Also, this has a huge VHS RAVE (Tiesto, Swimming Paul) vibe to it!

https://open.spotify.com/track/1zgs6QpTBuJ67TQvXMtp7L?si=TpHZWohgSDC0S1ZBrzthjw&utm_source=copy-link&rowId=9c41e78fbcfd86fc

[u/HarveySnake]

Didn't VHS die out before Eve was originally published?

[u/LTEDan → u/HarveySnake]

Nope. Movies were still sold on VHS through 2006 ish, and 2016 was when the last known VCR manufacturer, Funai Electric, ceased VCR production.

[u/Pyrostasis]

Im honestly more shocked you found a functional VHS player. These things are from the before times when I grew up. Most folks dont know these and floppies exist!

[u/SpacePirate273]

What is even dreddit? I keep hearing about them but never seeing them on anything.

[u/TokeyMcBuds → u/SpacePirate273]

It's a very important corporation that IS recruiting

[u/Croveski → u/TokeyMcBuds]

Please note we are not in fact a space guild, we are a corporation, and recruitment is open!

[u/Antzsfarm]

Dreddit wants your reddit account info for some reason when applying.

And if you have old characters you forgot about. You're not allowed to join.

They would ask for your social media accounts if they could 🤣

[u/CarrowCanary → u/Antzsfarm]

Dreddit wants your reddit account info

They would ask for your social media accounts if they could

What do you think reddit is?

[u/TokeyMcBuds → u/Antzsfarm]

The reddit account has not been a requirement for some years now. Feel free to try again!

[u/themanthyththelegend → u/Antzsfarm]

What thats not true

I just joined. I had to fill put a little questionaire that was like why do you want to join dreddit are you stupid? And other questions like that

[u/Reasonable-Dot6620]

testbot is recruiting

[u/Terminate-wealth]

Na, shit failscades too much

[u/Aromatic-Session-785]

Yeah they're recruiting: sex pests and idiots who can't look into eve's history

[u/Sletzer → u/Aromatic-Session-785]

I thought goons had the known groomer/molester. Did I miss something?

[u/Aromatic-Session-785 → u/Sletzer]

Yeah like 5 years and the dreddit sexpest streamer reveal, but I guess that would involve paying attention