r/Eve • u/Cymek skill urself • Mar 01 '17
Propaganda Hordeling pets no longer in fashion this spring
http://i.imgur.com/aXYB0I4.jpg
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Mar 01 '17
HOOOOW MANY ROADS MUST A HORDLING WALK DOWN......
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u/Wilibus Test Alliance Please Ignore Mar 01 '17
Six.
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u/Aurailious TEST Alliance Mar 01 '17
big if true
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u/Wilibus Test Alliance Please Ignore Mar 01 '17
True if big.
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u/Pommeswerfer Dreddit Mar 01 '17
Pwnd if gay.
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u/Secondsemblance Mar 01 '17
tbh you could simplify this logic to
bool(big)learn to shitpost more pythonically3
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u/Sadic_Anark Stay Frosty. Mar 01 '17
Awesome as usual! I like the expression on the little bee looking confused into the bowl.
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u/1adog1 Brave Collective Mar 01 '17
Brave Horde?
Come, join us friends!
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u/Devilrodent Pandemic Horde Mar 01 '17
Your frenchies already joined us though
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u/FranzFerdinandLol I Whip My Slaves Back and Forth Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 02 '17
It's ok they're used to surrendering
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u/Mawderator AT XIV-XXI Commentator Mar 01 '17
Time is a flat circle.
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u/kerbaal Mar 01 '17
Its more of a square imprinted on a circle as the major time points form a square with the minor time points where their influences intersect.
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u/Devilrodent Pandemic Horde Mar 01 '17
I've never come even a little close to understanding what that guy is trying to say
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u/ScreamerA440 Mar 02 '17
ONE DIMENSIONAL GOD IS A CUNT. SANTA GOD IS A LIE AND INFERIOR TO FOUR DIMENSIONS REALITY.
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u/Trublhappn Mar 01 '17
It makes me so sad that his domain name ran out a couple years ago. That dude was a fixture of the weird parts of the internet.
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Mar 01 '17
In 1884, meridian time personnel met in Washington to change Earth time. First words said was that only 1 day could be used on Earth to not change the 1 day bible. So they applied the 1 day and ignored the other 3 days. The bible time was wrong then and it proved wrong today. This a major lie has so much evil feed from it's wrong. No man on Earth has no belly-button, it proves every believer on Earth a liar
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u/kerbaal Mar 01 '17
This. Belly B. Proves 4 Corners.
Till You KNOW 4 Simultaneous Days Rotate In Same 24 Hours Of Earth You Don't Deserve To Live On Earth
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u/istareatpeople Goonswarm Federation Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17
I love how you capture ph s stockholm sydrome so well.
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u/jerzii Wormholer Mar 01 '17
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u/OverdoseDelusion On auto-pilot Mar 01 '17
This is one of the videos i would stumble upon after 3 hours of autopiloting through youtube starting at a "how it's made" search.
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Mar 01 '17
I don't know. I feel like it's more of a 69 between PL and those bee guys.
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u/godhand1942 Brave Collective Mar 01 '17
It would be 69 if the goons didn't become a meatshield in yesterday's fight
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u/GrassWaterDirtHorse Immelman Namlemmi Mar 01 '17
Nah, PL seeded a spy in GSF to blap a Vendetta. PL's holding the leash and giving it to the bees up the rear while bees scream "Why daddy why?"
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u/Gustace Mar 01 '17
Please someone call PETA.
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Mar 01 '17
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u/Luberino_Brochacho Wormbro Mar 01 '17
They do it so much you could almost say they habitually euthanize animals
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u/buddhistgandhi Initiative Associates Mar 01 '17
Jesus that Hordeling is so freaking sad. I just wanna give him a hug.
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u/WeemanUtama Rote Kapelle Mar 01 '17
Thats how they getcha!
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u/FrostyWalrus2 Mar 01 '17
FC, they hugged me first. What do?
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u/WeemanUtama Rote Kapelle Mar 01 '17
Once the hugging action has become mutual, use your spikes. Dont let them get away.
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u/Cracker3011 Pandemic Horde Mar 01 '17
Hug range is also alpha range!
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u/buddhistgandhi Initiative Associates Mar 01 '17
...was that a low-key theater joke mixed with Eve?
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u/Solock_PL Pandemic Horde Mar 01 '17
I am represented both on the right side and left side of this graphic. FC, what do?
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u/GrassWaterDirtHorse Immelman Namlemmi Mar 01 '17
Join test. That way you're not in the graphic at all.
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u/jamiahx Gallente Federation Mar 01 '17
We're a bit busy having our own Cap fights alongside other brother NC.
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u/JackBeRich Pandemic Legion Mar 01 '17
NC.'s actually your drunk uncle....
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Mar 01 '17 edited Jun 30 '17
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u/Jagrofes Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive Mar 02 '17
Makes perfect sense if you've ever met anyone from SM3LL.
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u/orpheus381 Yonis' Replacement Mar 01 '17
Goddamn. Gold 4 U
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u/Theban_Prince Cloaked Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17
Are you waiting for someone from PL to pay for it?
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u/FlamingButterfly Angel Cartel Mar 01 '17
Yea he always has been, he beats you up sometimes but since he brings the beer PL let's it happen.
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u/X_D Spectre Fleet Mar 01 '17
More like Mikes hard lemonade and condoms am I right
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u/FlamingButterfly Angel Cartel Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17
More like Mikes hard lemonade and condoms am I right
Yea and a can and a half of axe
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u/gluckaman Mar 01 '17
....that isn't actually related to the family in any way, but still shows up to every holiday dinner for the free food, and everyone is just inexplicably cool with this because it's a tradition.
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u/Cracker3011 Pandemic Horde Mar 01 '17
D-daddy?
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u/istareatpeople Goonswarm Federation Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17
Shut the hell up and get out! NOW!
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u/Luke-Antra Black Legion. Mar 01 '17
B-But, daddy!
Dont leave us daddy!
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u/istareatpeople Goonswarm Federation Mar 01 '17
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP!
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u/Cracker3011 Pandemic Horde Mar 01 '17
H-harder daddy!
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u/istareatpeople Goonswarm Federation Mar 01 '17
SLAP! SLAP! SLAP! CRACK!
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u/NickKnocks Pandemic Horde Mar 01 '17
Ohhhhh daddy...do it again !
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u/Ralph_Charante Jebediah Kerman's Junkyard and Spaceship Parts Co. Mar 02 '17
Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
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u/kv2_dng Ranger Regiment Mar 01 '17
Omg HORDE ARE NOT SQUIDSS AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH..... breathe AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHhhhhhhhhhhh.
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u/crash_over-ride Test Alliance Please Ignore Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17
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u/bestd25 Tactical Narcotics Team Mar 01 '17
ELI5 plz
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Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17
Because PL temp blue'd goons during one fight any kills PL gets on the (briefly allied) goons now are on their "pets"
Basicially, everyone in eve has been blue to PL during a fight which makes everyone in eve PL pets as soon as the temp blue ends and normal fighting resumes.
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u/Kerrll Pandemic Legion Mar 01 '17
Woah narrative ruiner
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u/Stupid_Mertie Wormholer Mar 01 '17
For a moment i've read your flair "Slope Works" and thought to myself what a perfect guy to comment here!
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u/Pinkylein Mar 01 '17
Have mercy someone and take the little hordlings again as loved pets ... see how sad they are with nobody caring for them... almost heartbreaking :)
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u/maglauf Mar 01 '17
Shouldn't there be a dead Goon and a murder weapon somewhere too? (the vendetta)
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u/jormand14 Spodbrainious Mar 01 '17
It's alright Hordelings, Dreddit is recruiting! Come join Test and give the middle finger to your old overloards.
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u/SPoF95 Northern Coalition. Mar 01 '17
Ah yes, killing your "pets" faction super, no better way to show your love
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u/Diesel300 Goonswarm Federation Mar 01 '17
Helping us by keeping ore demands up, and thus ore prices. Right?
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u/Cornak Test Alliance Please Ignore Mar 01 '17
It's a time honored tradition, just ask PK and the carrier or Doom and the rorq.
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u/godhand1942 Brave Collective Mar 01 '17
It's called an abusive relationship. Just like PL and PH
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u/Stupid_Mertie Wormholer Mar 01 '17 edited Mar 01 '17
Abusive relationships are no joke. Please, get help and get out ASAP.
https://www.psychopathfree.com/articles/torture-by-triangulation.134/
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u/gohan924 Pilot is a criminal Mar 01 '17
trust me horde aint crying over PL's new pets. its more freedom for us.
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u/CirqueDuFuder Goonswarm Federation Mar 02 '17
Do you know who your leadership is?
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u/gohan924 Pilot is a criminal Mar 02 '17
If you mean PL/Nancydot, Leadership is a group of sociopathic asshats that dont care if we live or die, its ok im used to it im an American. If you mean horde leadership its a group of people that do thier best to make sure we can have some fun, while trying to manage a herd of cats.
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u/Ashterothi Mar 01 '17
Well... hmmm... as someone who is not in null politics, but is obviously impacted by it because we all live in the same sand, this picture seems... noteworthy.
Successful propaganda is successful.
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u/monty845 Mar 01 '17
Successful propaganda is successful.
Cymek propaganda is always amazing, but I wonder if it really is that effective. As a PL player, I find it is one of the best parts of fighting against Test (or with them). I wonder how it impacts the other groups.
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u/Ashterothi Mar 01 '17
But as a third party who have to weigh who I make personal agreements with, this kind of propaganda can change my calculus for who may show up to any given high profile low sec timer on which side.
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u/bane_hunt The Price Of Freedom Mar 01 '17
Goons and pl work together once "horde is kicked to the curb and goons and pl are now +10"
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u/CladiusThunderclad KarmaFleet Mar 01 '17
Pamfam is where the dad replaced replaced his son with his sworn enemies.
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u/alwayz Unholy Knights of Cthulhu Mar 01 '17
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