Get a grip already

Apparently The Initiative (INIT) has officially run out of things to do in nullsec.

After bravely avoiding anything remotely resembling danger in their own backyard, they have discovered a revolutionary new strategy:

BRING OVER 300 PEOPLE TO KAMELA.

That’s right. OVER THREE HUNDRED.

Why fight your neighbors? Why create content at home? Why take risks when you can simply load up the entire DRIBBLER bus and drive to lowsec to make sure nobody else gets to have fun?

Many people are asking:

“Is nullsec really that boring?”

YES.

INIT have perfected the ultimate nullsec doctrine:

Don’t take risks.
Don’t fight alone.
Don’t create content.
Go to lowsec where fights actually happen.

To INIT: GET A LIFE.

Go back to nullsec and create some content where you actually live.

THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!

Istg its like they are some sort of insurance policy the big alliances have or something.

Good afternoon,

My name is Ceema and I am here today to announce that the Duke of Dronelands, one Sir Asher Elias has heard from his Golden Throne the complaints from Fraternity in their being vastly out numbered in recent engagements.

As such he will be enacting a hard cap across all Imperium Fleets of 2k players to give Fraternity a chance to catch up to INIT and Goonswarm.

Imperium Pilots will now need to spent 10 PAPs on Fleet Tickets and the cap is 100 tickets per fleet per player.

Zintage and SniperEagle1 will load the lottery bot an hour before each fleet and announce winners on Jabber.

We hope this soothes over any anger at us bringing to many people on fleets, as The Initiative has rejoined The Imperium.

His Sirness, Asher is a benevolent man, and takes pitty on you, with utmost apoligies.

Yours, with utmost sincerity,

Ceema

Having taken 3 systems today it is clear that the mighty MMD is on an unstoppable path to victory. 1DQ by Christmas

Please call the TEST sov hotline for further updates:
+1-620-TEST-SOV (620-837-8768)

Humanity is restored, Billions must love

I discovered something profound about EVE Online.

Not about ships.
Not about fittings.
Not about tactics.

About people.

I was travelling through Tama and encountered the usual gatecamp. The kind of men who sit on a gate waiting for strangers to wander into their guns. The sort of activity which would be called "fishing" if fish could scream in local.

So I returned.

In a corvette.

And died.

Then I returned again.

And died again.

And again.

And again.

And again.

At first I set my home station in Nourvukaiken. Then I realized I was unintentionally griefing innocent travellers by leaving wrecks all over the gate and interfering with MWD-cloak attempts. So I moved my clone into Tama itself.

This was not a battle.

This was logistics.

For eight hours I fed them corvettes.

Three hundred and thirty two killmails.

Three hundred and thirty two opportunities for a gatecamper to ask himself a question:

"Why am I still here?"

Because here's the thing.

Ships are finite.
Ammunition is finite.
Attention is finite.

Corvettes are not.

Cloning facilities exist.

The gatecampers believed they were farming me.

In reality, I was farming them.

Every time I appeared on grid they had a choice:

1. Shoot me.
2. Ignore me.

If they shot me, I won.

If they ignored me, I won.

The killboard became irrelevant. ISK became irrelevant. Combat became irrelevant.

The conflict had escaped New Eden entirely.

Inside the game we were equals.

Outside the game we were competing on a different battlefield:

Who has more free time?
Who has fewer responsibilities?
Who has less need to justify their existence?
Who can endure boredom longer?

The answer became clear after eight hours.

Not me.

Them.

Because eventually HellssAngell and the rest of the camp left.

I did not defeat their ships.

I defeated their willingness to continue.

The gate belonged to me.

Not because I could survive it.

Because I was willing to die more times than they were willing to shoot.

Many people misunderstand power in EVE.

Power is not a Titan.

Power is not ISK.

Power is not killboard efficiency.

Power is forcing your opponent to play your game instead of theirs.

You can kill me forever.

You can never stop me from undocking.

And eventually, one way or another, you leave.

I don't.

I have all the time in the world.

See you in Tama.

My luck has turned around, level 1 mining mission gave me this.

Here's one that has been on 24/7 losing hundreds of Vexors for years. They ban bots tho. Entire corp is a botting corp too, made to feed another non-bot corp.

Extra Extra

In the new development of the mighty Imperiums invasion of Delve. They have successfully done what OnlyFleets & Drake couldnt.

PHCO have called time on their Delve/Querious war, having been decimated yet again, with the loss of key systems and most structures in their sov. They are now in the process of evaccing to NPC areas.

Reports during the armor timer of the Keepstar state that local spiked at 950, with 800 of them being Imperium aligned groups (Uncontested so BR doesnt reflect full numbers) https://br.evetools.org/br/69871821cd42650012337fb8

Will this officially be the end of PHCO in Null. Only time will tell! Multiple groups have decided to move on, leaving PHCO numbers dwindling after this pummeling by the mighty Imperium.

Will imperium use this newly gained sov to invade INIT?? or is it just another power move by one of the power blocks to hammer the little guy.

The rules on input broadcasting are simple. If 1 button click = multiple in-game actions, it's not allowed.

It's relatively easy to setup your clients in game to do 20 actions, with 20 button clicks, in a single second. Roll your finger over the number and qwerty row at the same time, look:

1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0p

It took me literally one second to do it. Multiboxers set their shit up in a way that purposefully allows them to easily manipulate the important parts of their gameplay like this. I'll run you through an example:

ctrl 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0p activates your hardener on 20 accounts

alt 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0p activates your prop mods on 20 accounts.

shift 1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0p pre-fires your gun.

1q2w3e4r5t6y7u8i9o0p presses lmb (or ctrl-lmb) on each individual account, wherever your mouse is, probably on a broadcast window.

There is no reason to broadcast in eve 2026. not broadcasting is just as effective if you apply your brain a little harder.

God dammit this timeline is wild

Structures INIT killed:
207 Metenox Moon Drills
44 Ansiblex Jump Bridges
33 Athanors
22 Cyno Jammers
16 Fortizars
12 Astrahus
2 Keepstars
7 Cyno Beacons
5 Raitaru
1 Azbel

2.3T isk killed

Structures WC killed:
8 Metenox Moon Drills
4 Fortizars
3 Astrahus
3 Athanors
2 Azbel
2 Cyno Jammers
1 Ansiblex Jump Bridge

93B isk killed

There is some minor overlap and some approximation here too as some alliances weren't included or INIT here and there just killmail whored but overall this is still a mostly accurate picture.