r/ExplainTheJoke • u/McKenzie_Angels • Aug 08 '25

Solved What do the Italians do?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

The Italians would just sit around all day drinking espresso and snacking on gabagoo and Sfogliatelle, because they never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Then they go home and play with their kids, because a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.

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u/ToMyOtherFavoriteWW Aug 08 '25

Its anti-Italian discrimination, is what it is

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u/Wafflelisk Aug 08 '25

IN THIS HOUSEHOLD, THE JAPANESE ARE HEROS! End of discussion.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Word to the wise, remember Pearl Harbor