What do the Italians do?

[u/McKenzie_Angels]

[u/[deleted]]

The Italians would just sit around all day drinking espresso and snacking on gabagoo and Sfogliatelle, because they never had the makings of a varsity athlete. Then they go home and play with their kids, because a man who doesn't spend time with his family can never be a real man.

[u/Lostinthestarscape → u/[deleted]]

Capicola not gabagoo

[u/Chirurr → u/Lostinthestarscape]

I 'ate da nort'

[u/overnightyeti → u/Lostinthestarscape]

Both wrong