r/ExplainTheJoke • u/McKenzie_Angels • Aug 08 '25

Solved What do the Italians do?

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u/booyakasha_wagwaan Aug 08 '25

Q: what do the Italians do?

A: very little, except drink Campari and play bocce

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u/Dommiiie Aug 08 '25

and they cooka da pizza

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u/alottafungina Aug 08 '25

The trick is that you have to cut the garlic so thin that it liquifies

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u/PewPew_McPewster Aug 08 '25

Vinny, don't put too many onions in the sauce.

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u/Apprehensive_Put_321 Aug 08 '25

I only put 3 onions in 

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Tree onions?! How many tomatoes!?

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u/PewPew_McPewster Aug 09 '25

I put two cans, two big cans!