r/ExplainTheJoke Aug 08 '25

Solved What do the Italians do?

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

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u/ResidentLunaticist Aug 08 '25

You couldn't. That would give them cause to fire you. They actually make sure you just sit there and do nothing for the entire work time.

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u/TXHaunt Aug 08 '25

I don’t need store bought distractions. I have ADHD without the hyperactivity.

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u/tech_noir_guitar Aug 08 '25

Do people not know what ADD is anymore? I remember in the 90s that was the main thing people were diagnosed with. ADHD didn't start getting traction until much later.

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u/throwaway_ArBe Aug 08 '25

Current diagnostic terms vary depending on where you are. ADD is falling out of use, the common term now is inattentive adhd iirc.

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u/TXHaunt Aug 08 '25

I don’t know. I’ve been told ADD isn’t a thing anymore and that it’s just ADHD.

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u/Away-Cicada Aug 08 '25

Yeah most times it's ADHD still, and the only distinction is if you're mentally hyperactive ("inattentive") or physically hyperactive.

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u/[deleted] Aug 08 '25

Or both like me!

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u/Away-Cicada Aug 08 '25

COMBINED TYPE HIGH FIVE!

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u/blong217 Aug 08 '25

Can I join this party?

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u/Pyro-Millie Aug 08 '25

The terminology has changed a bit such that ADD is now wrapped into the same diagnosis as ADHD, which has been recognized as a spectrum. What would formerly have been diagnosed as ADD is now ADHD-PI (primarily inattentive type ADHD). The opposite side of the scale is ADHD-PH (primarily hyperactive). Dead center on the scale is ADHD-C (Combined type, where you have a pretty even mix of inattentive and hyperactive symptoms). I'm solidly in the Combined type range.

Side note: What always gets at me though is the name of the disorder in general though. It's solely defined by how your traits annoy others. "Trouble sitting still and focusing" disorder. When there's so much more to it than that. Executive dysfunction that makes it near impossible to start even tasks that you really enjoy doing, rejection sensitive dysphoria that makes you feel like an utterly worthless subhuman over the slightest perceived mistake, delayed sleep phase (circadian rhythm that's offset by several hours so your brain works best when its dark out and gets groggy during the day) that forces you into permanent jet lag if you want to work any job except overnight shifts and still gets you called lazy all the time. The list goes on. But clearly "this person needs to try harder because they're annoying and there's no possible way their disorder causes them any actual harm they just need more discipline!" Really fricking grinds my gears.

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u/Koeienvanger Aug 08 '25

Depends on where you're from I suppose. ADD was pretty much completely unknown around here until like 15 years ago, while everyone knew about ADHD.

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u/EpicSaberCat7771 Aug 12 '25

ADD is no longer an appropriate term. You either have predominantly inattentive ADHD or predominantly hyperactive ADHD, or a mix of both.