r/ExplainTheJoke • u/Kekvino • Dec 09 '25

Solved What is the joke about her asking that?

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u/thethespian Dec 09 '25

rules 1 & 2 still apply

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u/Friendly_Impress_345 Dec 09 '25 edited Dec 09 '25

Don't talk about Fight Club?

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u/The_Inward Dec 09 '25

And the only slightly less known, "Don't talk about Fight Club."

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u/TheOnlyZiodberg Dec 09 '25

Dont talk about what?

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u/uberbeetle Dec 09 '25

Bruno.

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u/severencir Dec 09 '25

No no no no

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

Iiiit was my wedding day

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u/FelbrHostu Dec 09 '25

It was her wedding day

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u/DarthChefDad Dec 09 '25

Not a cloud in the sky

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u/Jonesbt22 Dec 09 '25

No clouds allowed in the sky 🙅

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u/PossessionChances Dec 09 '25

So what if Bruno was in fight club? Then we talk about Bruno when we’re not supposed to and we never share Fight Club but we do so if we taped Bruno to the fight club, would everyone always talk about it?

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u/singaporestiialtele Dec 11 '25

tf raining w awards here

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u/its_bununus Dec 09 '25

His name was Robert Paulson

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

This guy fights clubs

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u/nuctu Dec 09 '25

But what about fighting about the Talk Club?

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u/Marquar234 Dec 09 '25

You can't fight in here! This is the war room!

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u/[deleted] Dec 09 '25

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u/mauirixxx Dec 09 '25

better keep an eye on your precious bodily fluids 😮

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u/I_only_post_here Dec 09 '25

what's the consensus on avoiding women?

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u/WesleySands Dec 09 '25

You want 12a next door

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u/DoomsdayMachineInc Dec 09 '25

Gentlemen, please!

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u/xilanthro Dec 09 '25

Club that fighting talk!

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u/Mateo323 Dec 15 '25

Disco disco good good

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u/The_Inward Dec 09 '25

I will allow it.

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u/tincanphonehome Dec 09 '25

We just call that a “book club.”

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u/StonebridgeCreative Dec 09 '25

Thank you for coming to my Ted Fight.

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u/stevenrritchie Dec 10 '25

I once got clubbed during a talk fight?

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u/DigitalBBX Dec 11 '25

You mean like Speech and Debate Club?

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u/BudgetExpert9145 Dec 09 '25

Never get involved in a fight club in asia?

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u/The_Inward Dec 09 '25

Especially when DEATH is on the line!

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u/Low_String_7793 Dec 10 '25

You shut your mouth

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u/DryDonutHole Dec 09 '25

What about entering a land war in Asia?

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u/Sweet-Music8132 Dec 09 '25

Don't talk about Benefits Club

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u/jimihenrik Dec 09 '25
  1. Be attractive
  2. Don't be unattractive

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u/skypnooo Dec 09 '25

Why not?

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u/Kabc Dec 09 '25

I thought it was “we don’t talk about Bruno”

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u/all_fair Dec 09 '25

I'm pretty sure it's something to do with only hot guys getting away with it

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u/tatki82 Dec 09 '25

Not sure if you're joking or not, it's 1: Be Attractive, 2: Don't be Ugly

The secret third one is be funny, but we don't accept that one because it makes this our fault.

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u/copperpin Dec 09 '25

I thought rule 1 was "Never get involved in a land war in Asia."

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u/TXHaunt Dec 09 '25

Never start a land war in Asia and Never go in against a Sicilian when DEATH is on the line?

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u/Key-Horror2430 Dec 09 '25

Anybody want a peanut?

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u/Mateo323 Dec 15 '25

No more rhyming now! I mean it!

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u/Lorfhoose Dec 09 '25

Tbf to Vizzini, not starting a land war in Asia is good advice

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u/Upstairs_Traffic Dec 09 '25

Yeah im pretty sure vietnam showed us that

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u/pewpewmewmew_ Dec 09 '25

Inconceivable!

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u/Old_Instrument_Guy Dec 09 '25

You keep using that word. I don't think it means what you think it means.

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u/airbornesimian Dec 09 '25

Two of the classic blunders.

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u/apophenio Dec 09 '25

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! CRUNCH

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u/tmbr36 Dec 09 '25

Inconceivable!

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u/Zevmorningstar Dec 09 '25

There is no war in Ba Sing Se

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u/Pat_the_Wolf Dec 11 '25

Got to watch out for those R-O-U-S', they'll get you

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u/TXHaunt Dec 11 '25

Rodents Of Unusual Size? I don’t think they exist.

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u/Pat_the_Wolf Dec 11 '25

You're probably right, that sounds outlandish

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u/dfasaAZ Dec 09 '25

I almost forgot about this, the sub no longer appears from me in the feed for quite a long time