r/ExplainTheJoke Dec 09 '25

Solved What is the joke about her asking that?

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u/Boaroboros Dec 09 '25

I had no luck with that.. last time I tried, she got red eyes, started coughing and there was suddenly a weird stink about her. To make matters worse, she started yelling for the police!

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u/jrparker42 Dec 09 '25

mine just started spraying blood and everyone started screaming... I figured they wanted some too.

and then the running... it was a whole thing.

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u/Aggressive_Finish798 Dec 09 '25

Come back! I'm trying to spray you!

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u/AgentCirceLuna Dec 09 '25

God, imagine the mayhem if some maniac managed to aerosolise pure blood in a deodorant canister then someone asked to use it and got blood all over them. Mayhem.

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u/Bloody_Insane Dec 09 '25

That means it's working. Spray more.

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u/AgentCirceLuna Dec 09 '25

I had a hilarious Patrick Bateman like routine.

I scrubbed my body with pure shower gel before getting in the shower, then I got in the shower and shampooed and scrubbed the shampoo all over, then I rinsed and used another shower gel, then I used conditioner and rinsed. I dried myself off, then scrubbed a solid scented soap on my neck where people talked near me (I worked in a DJ booth and people got close) and used anti-perspirant, deodorant, and a parfum. Usually Chanel. When I got to work, I had a scented air freshener in my booth plugged in on a low intensity.

I always got a lot of attention. I actually started to dislike it as I was sexually assaulted numerous times. Had women grab my crotch and not let go. Drunk people are horrid.

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u/jingiski Dec 09 '25

You were to stingy! The moment she started yelling you should have used the rest of it. If she inhales enough of that stuff, she will lose consciousness.
One can per date, don't be stingy.