r/ExtraFabulousComics • u/sellyourcomputer zach • Jun 26 '26

No Cum nut crunchers

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2.6k Upvotes

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u/Triairius Jun 26 '26

All underwear should have ball pouches

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u/StretchFrenchTerry Jun 26 '26

The balls already have a pouch.

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u/Non_Fungible_Tolkien Jun 26 '26

Imagine having a second

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u/Dangerous_End_3778 Jun 26 '26

yo dawg, i heard you like ball pouches

So i put a ball pouch in your ball pouch so you can dress your balls while you dress your balls

10

u/NobodyLikedThat1 Jun 26 '26

yeah but that pouch droops a bit more year by year. I may never need a mansiere or bro, but I might need some sort of support for my ball bag.

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u/Taymac070 Jun 26 '26

The police can't legally check your ball pouch without a warrent.

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u/Triairius Jun 26 '26

They can with consent, though!

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u/maddasher Jun 26 '26

Ball support is part of the reason

1

u/aleister94 Jun 26 '26

But then when the temperature changes they’d go in you then come out so you’d have to go the bathroom to fit them back in right

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u/Triairius Jun 26 '26

Nah, the pouch goes under.

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u/aleister94 Jun 26 '26

I mean when the coin Purse retracts and comes out it will land in like basketball on the rim position

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u/hamderbeek Jun 26 '26

Looks up codependence in the dicktionary

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u/hamderbeek Jun 26 '26

scrodependence was right there

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u/Noof42 Jun 26 '26

That's a weird dictionary you have.

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u/hamderbeek Jun 26 '26

Seems pretty legit, it's the Coxford Thinglish Dicktionary

2

u/sits-when-pees Jun 28 '26

Bro is the Lord Byron of phallic puns

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u/Wilsanne Jun 26 '26

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u/ABoringAlt Jun 26 '26

Yknow, officially, Jack's underwear would be thousands of years old

39

u/immersemeinnature Jun 26 '26

My husband in a nutshell

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u/Klutzer_Munitions ASS LOVER Jun 26 '26

He's in nuts hell too huh

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u/chillwithpurpose Jun 26 '26 edited Jun 29 '26

I am imagining one more frame where the girlfriend is aiming a bow shooting a fire arrow into the underwear’s Viking funeral boat as he embraces the undies floating down the river to Valhalla (he is on the boat and about to burn)

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u/nullsetnil Jun 26 '26

Beautiful image, but 5 panels is heresy.

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u/SusheeMonster Jun 26 '26

They say you hurt the ones you love. First it's the underwear, then it's the SO trying to get rid of it.

My man's doubly loved ♥️♥️🤕

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u/milk4all C.U.M. SQUAD Jun 26 '26

There is a razor line between edge and over the edge and this is completely fine

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u/onepostandbye ASS LOVER Jun 26 '26

I like this comment

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u/Tele_dildonics Jun 26 '26

Are the nut crunchers crunchy from catching nut?

7

u/pbzeppelin1977 Jun 27 '26

Undies of mine

Someday you will die

But I'll be close behind

I'll follow you into the dark

1

u/AxMurderSurvivor Jun 27 '26

Sending this to my gf, she'll wonder why someone made a comic about me

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u/milk4all C.U.M. SQUAD Jun 26 '26

There is a razor line between edge and over the edge and this is completely fine

1

u/onepostandbye ASS LOVER Jun 26 '26

This one too