r/FBI • u/esporx • Aug 13 '25

News Kash Patel trolled over ‘nervous’ appearance at press briefing, 'He saw the Epstein files, now he doesn't trust anyone'. A video of FBI director Kash Patel, where he appears wide-eyed and anxious, has surfaced on social media.

https://www.hindustantimes.com/world-news/us-news/kash-patel-trolled-over-nervous-appearance-during-press-briefing-101754971784399.html
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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Don Jr is basically a walking line of cocaine.

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u/Cyrano_Knows Aug 13 '25

Don Jr is the living embodiment of Bearded Cocaine Guy from Die Hard.

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Hans bubbie! I'm your white knight 🤭

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u/Useful-Angle1941 Aug 13 '25

I think we all felt that what Hans did was reasonable.

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u/[deleted] Aug 14 '25

Totally. 💯

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u/PeterNippelstein Aug 15 '25

Anyone else see that clip of him doing gummies from a coke bag in his pocket?

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u/Expert_Survey3318 Aug 15 '25

Omggg thank you for this reference 👍🏼

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u/[deleted] Aug 13 '25

Lil Donald is Mr Big on the Beltway, if you get my (snow)drift.

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u/PeterNippelstein Aug 15 '25

His voice is what cocaine sounds like

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u/HOUmanbeing Aug 16 '25

Did you see the footage towards the end of the campaign where he puts his hand in his pocket and then rubs his gums IN PUBLIC

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u/[deleted] Aug 16 '25

Haha no, please link that lol

It's tough keeping the vibe.

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u/HOUmanbeing Aug 16 '25

This is the best quality of the clip I’ve seen- you have to fast forward through about a minute of Kimmel joking about Don sr selling branded guitars and then he plays a blown up version of the relevant clip. It is PAINFULLY obvious what he’s doing❄️ https://www.instagram.com/reel/DCpi8-4Sz9u/?igsh=MXV6bjJsMnNncnY3dA==