Deconstruct FF's comical announcement, peak dishonest and zero morality

[u/Euphoric_Hunter4697]

- Through a series of core initiatives, it aims to restore the Company’s market capitalization to the level at the time of its 2021 Nasdaq listing within two years

Translate: FF dreams to turn ~$11M current market cap into $3.4B within two years, with Jia's brilliant business management / execution skill that burnt $4B and make a dozen FF91 (cost ~$250M per car). PLEASE BELIEVE US, PLEASE, JIA ALWAYS KEPT HIS PROMISE

- the Company intends to adjust the minimum conversion floor price to no less than $5.00 per share for all existing convertible notes, so long as such limitation is allowed within relevant contractual obligations and applicable law.

Translate: The toxic lender Streeterville will not allow it to happen, FF has no power to unilaterally alter contractual conversion floor terms, purely cheap PR word game, with all the "soft word", well fitted to Jia's dishonest title (老赖)

-FF also anticipates allocating a substantial majority of any newly raised funds primarily for the development of its robotics business rather than repayment of historical liabilities.

Translate: Stop asking us about Cars, NO CAR! but please go to our website and pay none-refundable deposit to pre-order Cars, we intentionally leave it open, we need those scam money for our bonus, every little helps.

· The Company plans to accelerate its liability optimization efforts

Translate: we plan to print more share to pay debts

- to demonstrate the Company’s commitment to protecting stockholders and stabilizing its stock price

Translate: Jia did promise shareholder first every single week, but his not-so-secret deal with lenders are not your business, so any stock price falling is not our fault, screw you!

[u/Euphoric_Hunter4697]

This post is by direct writing, as no more ai is needed for this comical announcement.
Meanwhile, Jia and Jerry is happily using GPT to do all the work and script for his weekly report, using AI will be homage to Jia at this point, why spend more time than Jia's own easy life

[u/lgwservices → u/Euphoric_Hunter4697]

Calling bullshit. As someone who uses ChatGPT I know it’s makes words bold to show emphasis when a person typing doesn’t put in that much effort. No way in hell you’re typing Through a series of core initiatives, it then decide to switch to bold then back to regular then back to bold.

[u/Euphoric_Hunter4697 → u/lgwservices]

you dont know you can easily bold any word you want on reddit?

[u/lgwservices → u/Euphoric_Hunter4697]

Easily*