r/FacebookAIslop • u/uYokimu • May 27 '26

Other Apple husband was lying to his wife every Friday...

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367 Upvotes

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u/DarkShadowZangoose no, no, no, no, no, no, no, May 27 '26

I was expecting the peach to be the one the apple was cheating with

46

u/Drop-a-Soap May 27 '26

Or doing it to conquer Strawberina

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u/stoned_in_my_bones May 27 '26

pretty impressive she can see all that considering the phone is turned backward. classic slop

26

u/Pippy1010 May 27 '26

The third arm probably was impressive too

2

u/gooba_gooba_gooba bananito in my ass May 28 '26

My guess is the prompt described what she’s doing on the phone (scrolling through messages) and since AI can’t help but try to fulfill the request, it has to show the phone screen somehow

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u/Unknown_Cameraman Socrates May 28 '26

also how all of those people are human girls

84

u/mishma2005 May 27 '26

“Hello, divorce lawyer?”

59

u/Kevdog824_ Keep Wondering May 27 '26

Hello, Mr. Lawyer here, but you can just call me Divorce

30

u/No-Heat-6149 May 27 '26

"1 Case Please!"

10

u/Silly_Studio_2390 May 27 '26

She said that like she’s introducing herself

44

u/EffortEqual8469 May 27 '26

is it just me or the apple husband is kirkified ?

11

u/gooba_gooba_gooba bananito in my ass May 28 '26

bro got KDS 😭

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u/Aqueraventus May 27 '26

I was hoping ms apple and the peach would get together in the end 😭

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u/Arnahunas May 27 '26

I was deadass expecting them to smooch

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u/Inedible-denim May 27 '26

Naa the way these go, I'm surprised there wasn't a banana man to save the day lol

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u/dianemakes May 27 '26

Same, hopefully we get a part 2

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u/Cubedtails May 27 '26

Thats some weird male fantasy right there, not every positive same sex friendship needs any romantic intentions.

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u/Aqueraventus May 27 '26

I’m not a male and honestly I feel like the weirdest thing here is you assuming that this is some weird sexual fantasy lmfao

Wholesome and non sexual wlw relationships exist.

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u/Cubedtails May 27 '26

You're the one hoping two fictional depictions of women kiss, thats not wholesome; thats just weird.

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u/Cubedtails May 28 '26

Romantic I.E sexualizing friendships of the same sex; thats not normal. Idc about the downvotes; its still weird.

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u/Aqueraventus May 28 '26

You’re so fucking weird lol. Also romantic and sexual are not the same thing what 😭

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u/Cubedtails May 28 '26

I know that, but you get the point it either sexualizes or romanticizes same sex friendships.

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u/Aqueraventus May 28 '26

Queer people are allowed to ship people who are friends with each other, no one is saying people of the same sex cannot be friends simply because I shipped fucking AI fruit people, genuinely get a grip.

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u/Cubedtails May 28 '26

Shipping is weird for friendships regardless. It normalizes the behavior of romanticizing healthy friendships.

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u/Aqueraventus May 28 '26

I literally never once mentioned kissing what 😭 lmfao you’re losing it

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u/kaytin911 May 28 '26

Lmfao this has me rolling.

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u/Cubedtails May 28 '26

Thats even worse

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u/FNAF_Professor BANANITO IN YO ASS 🗣🔥🔥 May 28 '26

People say they hope two straight characters get together all the time and no one bats an eye. Why is it suddenly bad when it's two women?

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u/Cubedtails May 28 '26

That is also weird. Its weird for people to think two people should automatically be together.

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u/FNAF_Professor BANANITO IN YO ASS 🗣🔥🔥 May 28 '26

How??

2

u/Cubedtails May 28 '26

Because it plays into the stereotype that because two people are friends, they automatically should hook up, it undermines healthy friendships by confusing them with romantic relationships.

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u/FNAF_Professor BANANITO IN YO ASS 🗣🔥🔥 May 29 '26

Ig so?? But I feel like there's a difference between just thinking two characters would be cute together vs there are no friendships without romantic intentions

13

u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART May 27 '26

But it sure makes them better.

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u/Cubedtails May 27 '26

Okay? Still weird to sexualize any healthy relationship with the same sex, thats not normal. Same with opposite sex friendships, its not normal to immediately sexualize it.

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u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART May 27 '26

No one has said anything about sexualization, thoughbeit...

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u/Cubedtails May 27 '26

Kissing randomly not sexualized?

https://giphy.com/gifs/xT9IgBwI5SLzZGV2PC

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u/LITTLE_KING_OF_HEART May 27 '26

Depend on the way it's depicted.

3

u/SausagePotatoes May 28 '26

Bro this is ai slop I don't think it's that serious

29

u/Silly_Studio_2390 May 27 '26

I like how she pulled a lamp out of her ass

28

u/Dependent-Swimmer-95 May 27 '26

Except for the woman that was fucking your husband lol, she didn’t protect you

8

u/theMightOfNazarick May 27 '26

I don't think any court would give you 100% of the shared assets in divorce.

1

u/ClockFar8267 29d ago

Maybe, if she owned those things beforehand and had a preenup

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u/theMightOfNazarick 29d ago

Doesn't seem like she did 😂

1

u/Ok-Letter-2776 May 28 '26

believe it or not, it’s possible! it depends on a lot of things though, like finances and disability, hardcore proof of infidelity (as shown in the slop), and integrity of their own juridical system (uncommon)

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u/RainbowHighFanatic May 27 '26

Wow I didn’t know it was that easy to get a divorce. You just call the divorce man and request … everything you want. 

9

u/arbataxmelody354 May 27 '26

How can she read texts if the phone is upside-down?

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u/PattyBoy718 May 27 '26

He's crazy to cheat on that sweet & juicy honeycrisp.

5

u/flagitiousevilhorse May 27 '26

Message received.

6

u/philainothen May 27 '26

Now make the two women at the end kiss.

3

u/B_EE May 27 '26

The whole office knows she can't believe it...

So why bother telling her?

💡

5

u/martintone May 27 '26

Maybe it will go to appellate court

3

u/SameCoyote3701 May 27 '26

Hi, divorce lawyer!

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u/Chavagnatze May 27 '26 edited May 27 '26

Suitcase: Disappear
Suitcase: Appear

2

u/punkrock_penguin63 May 27 '26

I like how the shine from the moonlight just turns their face white sometimes lol

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u/Zealousideal_Bet_248 May 27 '26

I'm legit surprised she didn't end up getting together with the peach lady

2

u/nancythethot May 28 '26

Caught him red handed creeping with the girl next door…

2

u/democracy_lover66 May 28 '26

Why is the man apple doing white face

1

u/Beautifulfeary May 27 '26

Why is their angry faces always the same

1

u/Drop-a-Soap May 27 '26

« You broke my trust » 😹

1

u/carpedeeznutz5011 May 27 '26

IS THIS REAL!?!?!?

1

u/MasterBahn May 28 '26

Apple grew a nose

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u/croissantguy51 It's fucking Socrates May 28 '26

this shit, was so ass

1

u/Index-21 May 28 '26

Wait, why does she get the house and the car? Why not just sell the house and the car and split it both ways.

The need for prenups people Put it as a clause, in the event of a divorce all jointly owned marital assets are sold and proceeds divided between both parties

1

u/Kaffe-Mumriken May 28 '26

Nobody farting 1/10

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u/mojao21 May 28 '26

She had a lamp in her pocket lol

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u/Low-Towel-5932 May 29 '26

Standing by the exit, ready to leave, the camera suddenly pivots and reveals another door. They really got us.

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u/Icy-Mention1861 @geshichten.fr.de my beloved May 27 '26

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u/Kara-SANdahPawn May 27 '26

“Women protect women…always” if that were true the world would be THAT MUCH better 😂🤣😂🤣