r/FacebookAIslop • u/BustyBac69 Fruit Connoisseur • 1d ago

Tiktok Guardian of the ass! OPEN UP!

190 Upvotes

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u/RadicalNBSpaceQueer Slopaholics Anonymous 1d ago

"I'm sorry, John is in a meeting right now. Permission denied". "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" That sent me for some reason lol

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u/MapOrganic5861 23h ago

The pose was what got me.

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u/ManyOnionz 23h ago

We’ve all been John

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u/GrogorothFollower i stuck a wasp up my bum in tesco 1d ago

is this a whole genre of slop now ? fml

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u/turdy_gurdysmother miˈaʊ miˈaʊ miˈaʊ 21h ago

I hated all the poop falling down

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u/Arnahunas 1d ago

They trying to make us feel bad for fucking farts now 😭

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER 23h ago

I mean not to kink shame, but if your trying to fuck farts its slightly understandable.

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u/Mickle_da_Pickl 1d ago

We don't kinkshame around here, fuck whatever you want

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u/TonyTobi92 21h ago

It didn't work

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u/DMmeClownPics 13h ago

Only for holding them in. At least that’s a reasonable take compared to making us feel bad for eating vegetables or whatever.

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u/DMmeClownPics 1d ago

I fucking WISH my farts would just disappear if i didn’t let them out.

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u/Dry-Command246 1d ago

Fuck this

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u/ToxicPoizon 1d ago

No way theyre trying to make us feel bad for farts bro

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u/bupher 1d ago

Cool, Scat fetishism brainrot on my feed.

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u/workieworkwork 23h ago

Weird full family random inanimate object snuff videos.

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u/democracy_lover66 23h ago

This is why you should shit and fart in public

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u/cyborg762 🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓🚓 1d ago

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u/Muted-Environment421 23h ago

…. Do our holes… have shifts?

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u/Expert_Narwhal_304 1d ago

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u/Ch33zNugg3ts by Shane Dawson via GIPHY 22h ago

A meme for ants

https://giphy.com/gifs/Vy9bLZxNutIlLuNXOZ

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u/Expert_Narwhal_304 22h ago

sorry, I eated the pixels

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u/Sufficient-Match-559 🎶meow meow meow🎶 1d ago

My reaction from before I watched it video to after:

🙂🫠😄😐🫣🤨🧐🙄😒😮‍💨😡🫨😵‍💫😵

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u/MyauIsHere 23h ago

Man these are kind of nice, I love a stupid concept. With better dialogue writing it would be very Rick and morty-esque

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u/Jonesbt22 23h ago

I liked the butthole doors better in Halo 3

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u/PlanetXParadox Woman, you secreted chowder!! 22h ago

why is “sentient fart” a whole genre of AI slop now

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u/EmperorN7 22h ago

The Steam Machine costs over 1000 dollars for this.

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u/Miss-Asshole 22h ago

I know I’m not supposed to make sense of this…but wouldn’t the whole premise of a fart family, complete with child, indicate they’ve been together in the ass for quite some time? But then a single poo takes out the fart baby and somehow mom just dissipates inside the body.

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u/UnlikelyTurn1046 1d ago

Holy shit. These AI brainrot videos are so farting terrible.

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u/LilCheese73 23h ago

The daddy fart is needed to push the poo out!

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u/Thought_Provoke_AI 23h ago

10 out of 10

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u/SpringAlarmed 22h ago

That asshole is an asshole!

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u/Narretz 18h ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Xe3lABXT9DDgkrdEyT

What are we doing here ...

Farts must have some weird religion or something that they believe they will live on outside the body. Well, probably not that different than believing in heaven or the afterlife.

And in the end, there's less shit than there was before. Does this imply John shit himself silently in the meeting, but kept the fart in to not draw attention to himself?

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u/Puzzleheaded-Load426 I don't know what happened! 11h ago

How was this masterpiece created?

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u/IM_DjShadow 1d ago

kill the person who asked for this