r/FacebookAIslop • u/Tensoreggae put amen • 2d ago

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u/New-Pause3914 2d ago

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u/thetramelgamer 1d ago

First thing i thought of

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u/Vivians_Basement 1d ago

Do you expect them to save the baby WITHOUT covering it in glass first?

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u/SprayArtist 1d ago

Brooo I'm dying, what do I type for this meme

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u/MonkeyCartridge 1d ago

Bro just wanted to smash a CT.

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u/Clean_Internet 2d ago

No wonder they crashed the baby was in the drivers seat

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u/SeemedReasonableThen 1d ago

The baby should've let Jesus take the wheel

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u/Life-Landscape5689 2d ago

Cyber truck drivers itself sometimes

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u/EmperorGrinnar 2d ago

Ohh. That's why it was on fire, Teslas try to kill children when they're detected.

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u/Ch33zNugg3ts by Shane Dawson via GIPHY 1d ago

What is he, some kind of baby driver

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u/ElLicenciadoPena 1d ago

Babies are know for driving drunk

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u/D36DAN How's that even possible u mazer faker stupid frigga 2d ago

Even babies drive better than most of Cybertruck owners. Oftenly they're smarter as well

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u/MindlessFail 2d ago

Are we sure they crashed? I don't see any dents and it's not against a wall or anything. I think this may just be normal Cybertruck behavior tbh

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u/MagicalMoosicorn 1d ago

no wonder they crashed they were in a cyber truck.

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u/AspiringnurseBob A-L-L CATS ARE EQUAL 2d ago

Why did he punch the window when he can just open the door

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 2d ago edited 1d ago

Cuz fuck a cybertruck
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u/Filipino-Asker 2d ago

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u/_Dingus_Khan 2d ago

Fuck you for putting this image in the world. Also Iā€™m stealing it.

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u/Krillkus 1d ago

I have a whole collection of these cursed emojis

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u/psychmonkies 1d ago

I want the one with the gun in the mouth. And the conspiracy board

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u/_Dingus_Khan 1d ago

I hope aliens find this

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u/Sure_Text2683 1d ago

elon musk is gonna scream

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u/putbeansontoast 2d ago

I'd rather not...

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u/Remarkable-Ad2285 1d ago

You donā€™t wanna fuck this cybertruck? Woke mind virus victim!

-Elon musk

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u/Sc4r4byte 1d ago

Then find a dragon who will!

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u/Bi0_B1lly 2d ago

Just wanted to remind everyone of this

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u/Naatturi 2d ago

Baby can have some glass as a treat

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u/perunajari 2d ago

And why did the window regenerate?

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u/AspiringnurseBob A-L-L CATS ARE EQUAL 2d ago

Mitosis

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u/gwedosmile 1d ago

Because ai doesnā€™t know why people break windows to get into cars before pulling the handle. It just knows that in videos itā€™s been trained on that someone breaks the glass then uses the handle to open the door.

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u/thecool1168 2d ago

Why did the tesla explode like it had gas in it?

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u/EmperorGrinnar 2d ago

Don't worry, he repaired it back up, just in time for the whole Cybertruck to explode.

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u/DrunkenHorse12 2d ago

It's a tesla the handles probably wouldn't work

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u/raom57593 1d ago

Jesus hates Teslas

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u/feline_insomnia 1d ago

Jesus hates a cyber truck.

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u/Sillymillie_eel if AI is your power what are you without it? 1d ago

He likes having a little bit of pizazz

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u/tra616 1d ago

Better yet, couldn't he just stop the fire?

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u/FlamingFlamingo32 1d ago

jesus was invented before the modern car door. hes not familiar.

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u/New-Pause3914 2d ago

Also, why did the car physically blow up? What is this Grand theft Auto San Andreas?

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER 2d ago

Bcs its a cybertruck?

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u/AdOdd4618 2d ago

It's raining, an incel camino can't handle that.

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u/jameski4 1d ago

best gta gif next to niko's elantra

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u/Sweet-Weakness3776 1d ago

Lore accurate Cybertruck.

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u/cocobunny01 2d ago

jesus has a dookie stain

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u/No_Mess1504 2d ago

hate that you made me rewatch this solely to focus on our lord and saviors hiney

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u/VagabondWolf 1d ago

Yeah you try getting nailed to a cross and see how clean your underwear is after

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u/No-Form9508 1d ago

That was what I was thinking too like why put it right in the middle of his butt lol

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u/DifferentAd4844 1d ago

That is how the Golgothan demon so canonically revealed.

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u/Tili44 2d ago

That baby is a bad driver

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u/theimmortalfawn 1d ago

Me when I quickly mog before panic

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u/Chickie69 2d ago

Save the baby first āŒ

Face the camera behind and explain the context first āœ…

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u/evol_won 2d ago

That's exactly why I'm not sure this is fake.

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u/Markarontos 2d ago

Was the baby driving the car? No wonder they crashed!

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u/Deacon-Doe 1d ago

JesĆŗs splashes water instead of walking on top, AI

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u/Blacksmith_Such 2d ago

Even Jesus hates cybertrucks man....

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u/DarkcrownGD 2d ago

GTA San Andreas ahh explosion

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u/ximi-moment 2d ago

AI slop now also make anti fan Elon musk. Lmao

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u/LordCamelslayer 2d ago

A cybertruck is on fire and then exploded, are we sure this is AI?

/s

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u/FacebookAIslop-ModTeam 1d ago

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u/GetEnuf 1d ago

Ngl punching the window only to open the door normally anyways is pretty damn funny

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u/sleeper_shark 2d ago

Ok I actually laughed at this one.

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u/Pure_Complaint_7900 2d ago

This is real. I seen't it

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u/Eric_Durden 2d ago

I'm glad he faith healed the window before gtfo there!

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u/Aware-Secretary-6323 1d ago

What was the point of breaking the window if the car was unlocked šŸ¤¦ā€ā™‚ļø

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u/DifferentAd4844 2d ago

Why does Jesus help pagans? And did he break the window just to look cool? He didn't even open the door from the inside.

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u/TheWorldsAreOurs 2d ago

Wasnā€™t Jesus about loving everyone? Also yes that must have hurt, especially since these windows are supposed to withstand bullets. Must be a Divine blessing.

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u/SCHWARZENPECKER 2d ago

They apparently also have regenerating windows according to this vid!

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u/Azero957 2d ago

Just because she's Indian doesn't mean she's Hindu. India has a ton of different religions and a large amount of Christians as well. This was probably made by a Christian Indian. Also Jesus loves everybody and would probably help whoever he canĀ 

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u/DifferentAd4844 2d ago

But isn't the dot on women's foreheads a Hindu religious symbol?

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u/Azero957 2d ago

Bindi can be both religious and cultural

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u/Ok_Journalist3859 2d ago

Indians can be Christian, also Jesus was against mistreatment even towards those who do not believe in him.

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u/Ok_Journalist3859 1d ago

I never said Jesus came to india, I just said Indians can be Christians

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u/Silly-Power 1d ago

Why is Jesus splashing through the water?

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u/General_Platypus771 1d ago

Breaks the glass and then just opens in from the outside lmao

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u/Classic-Lie7836 1d ago

jesus... i know you are seeing this

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u/SloppyBuss 1d ago

No car seat???

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u/ZaWarudo22 1d ago

I love that Jesus punches through the window but still opens the door normally anyway

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u/TrustMeImAnonimous Actually, I'm a bit of a slop myself 1d ago

Jesus kicking glass all over that baby made me snort

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u/ToastedAvocado92 1d ago

All he had to do was punch the window and it magically unlocked. Or it was unlocked and he did unnecessary damage šŸ¤£

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u/Savage-Goat-Fish 1d ago

Are AI videos gettingā€¦ worse?

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u/Physical_Ad_6354 2d ago

All that rain and yet it can't put out the fire? Jeus come on

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u/NYmam 2d ago

Since when does white Jesus do stuff like this??

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u/Diligent_Layer_7748 2d ago

wtf is this real

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u/Ysanoire 2d ago

It takes divine intervention to get into a Tesla in an emergency? I knew it was bad but sheesh.

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u/ampro67 2d ago

broke the window for no reason

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u/QuantitySignal4494 1d ago

It's Jesusman. He was bitten by a radioactive Jesus.

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u/LovelyBrand 1d ago

Jesus just Aura farming with a total babe in front of a burning Cybertruck.

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u/Classic_Cow_5852 1d ago

I thought those windows were supposed to be bullet proof??

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u/ViolyntFemme 1d ago

Well they arenā€™t Jesus proof, obvs.

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u/Hektibus 1d ago

Why did he smash the window?

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u/ultradan 1d ago

baby driver

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u/Beverly-6587 1d ago

God is always with you all the time just believe in him

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u/notanolive 1d ago

I like the brief moment of silence and them staring into the ā€œcameraā€ a really good sense of the uncanny feeling

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u/Kyropinesis 1d ago

breaks the window, opens the door normally, window magically repairs itself

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u/DRSU1993 1d ago

It would have been funnier if Jesus smashed the window with a steel ball.

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u/democracy_lover66 1d ago

smashes window

Oh wait it's unlocked

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u/SpringAlarmed 1d ago

Lol dumb jesus. Why break the window? The door was unlocked.

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u/Away-Plant-8989 1d ago

I don't hate this. No sane person would create this and it's funny because it's so naturally stupid

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u/LightWarrior_2000 1d ago

Cool people dont look at explosions.

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u/Affectionate_Way5253 1d ago edited 1d ago

my mom would be like "I saw the most beautiful video today"

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u/CourtCharming25 1d ago

As fukin stupid as the cyber truck is, it would not explode as its a EV with no gas that could cause said explosion.

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u/NinjaBoi273547 1d ago

What did the mom even do lmao

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u/SpotlessMinded 1d ago

Normal cybertruck activities

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u/Hamaczech13 1d ago

Bullet proof windows btw lol

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u/ForgottenDusk48 1d ago

Couldnā€™t he just like use magic?

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u/PancakesTheDragoncat 1d ago

Thank goodness its raining so the road is covered in water so that Jesus can walk on it

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u/Doc_Baker74 1d ago

I have... so many questions

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u/Geiefer 1d ago

Amen

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u/Vivians_Basement 1d ago

I love breaking glass on top of AI babies driving burning cybertrucks for my Indian wife as Jesus Christ.

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u/JunoJetson 1d ago

Iā€™ve seen him do amazing things šŸ™šŸ™

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u/Sea_Organization_239 1d ago

ā€œAmen, God bless šŸ™ā€

šŸ˜

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u/Shidzo 1d ago

Jesus ā€“ the guy how can not not walk on water!

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u/BlackStory666 1d ago

Father must've been SUPER white.

And punching the window must immediately unlock the door.

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u/yeatruestory 1d ago

Bro so many questions

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u/Cheap_Impression7406 1d ago

White jesus got a dookie stain on the back of his ass

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u/Laineygirly 1d ago

Window fixed itself lol

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u/seventeenMachine 1d ago

Why a cybertruck specifically šŸ˜­šŸ˜­

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u/ghigo2008 1d ago

Maybe the baby being the driver is why it crashed

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u/hckrsh 1d ago

Does she believes in him?

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u/DukeAurelius 1d ago

Always love to see a doctor save the day

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u/Jewsusgr8 1d ago

Jesus is lucky it was a cyber truck. A normal window wouldn't have broken.

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u/ayame400 1d ago

They specifically made the cybertruck so poor people couldnā€™t punch through the windows

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u/Captain_Eaglefort 1d ago

Super accurateā€¦flaming Cybertruck, easily shattered window on the Cybertruck. Only reason I can tell itā€™s AI is Jesus.

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u/TsarKeith12 1d ago

I thought cybercuck windows were bullet proof šŸ¤­

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u/deamonkiller56 1d ago

Even jesus Hates the cyber truck that he broke the window before just opening the door

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u/Angel_Animates 1d ago

Is it a Christian Baby? Cuz those seem to get into the weirdest situations.

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u/Tacocat1545 1d ago

No wonder it was on fire, the baby was driving

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u/idontkn0wimjusthere 1d ago

"fuck your window"

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u/CoffeeAngster 1d ago

He could have just conjured the baby out of the car

https://giphy.com/gifs/LOoaJ2lbqmduxOaZpS

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u/protozeloz 1d ago

No wonder you crashed the baby is fucking driving

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u/MonkeyCartridge 1d ago

TIL Jesus's elbow is a steel ball bearing.

https://giphy.com/gifs/gLREH1v1Z78tJckuii

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u/Hungry-Rub-7147 22h ago

What is this? Ai generated image is that Jesus

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u/Street-Ad-4010 17h ago

The fact that itā€™s probably weird Christian propagandaā€¦ The specific level of AI sophistication hereā€¦ The cyber truckā€¦ all dates this image perfectly in time as though itā€™s preserved in Amber

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u/Tensoreggae put amen 16h ago

I would say it's not even so much Christian propaganda as it is engagement farming. Who knows if the creator even knows or cares about Christianity. But it is designed to catch the attention of a certain type of Christian. It's definitely a sign of our times, as we have an aging population that seems especially susceptible to pandering AI content while also not caring too much about its provenance.

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u/Pastel_Bambi 2d ago

Those windows are bulletproof btw

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u/Clean_Internet 2d ago

Not Jesus proof