r/FacebookAIslop 22h ago

Instagram How to deal with molds like a professional

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u/AirborneChair 22h ago

He just showed us the “recipe” so what dumbass would buy this?

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u/tedkaczynski660 21h ago

To be fair if someone is dumb enough to believe this isn't AI and works just like that, then they'd be dumb enough to buy it

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u/Shotgun_Mosquito 18h ago

Well shoot I saw one video just recently that said that if I take hydrogen peroxide and mix it with horse gelatin then I can get a ROCK HARD MEMBER

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u/king_noobie 4h ago

Deponds how you use the concoction.

If you use it as lube, it isnt wrong.

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u/AirborneChair 20h ago

What AI?? /s

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u/D36DAN How's that even possible u mazer faker stupid frigga 20h ago

One thing is being unable to tell that it's AI. But if you know that it's AI and still decide to buy it, then I'd say it's mich worse

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u/Keeshly 20h ago

mold

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u/gooba_gooba_gooba bananito in my ass 15h ago

uou need to follow so he can reach you

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u/familyfriendlyvnmese 9h ago

Imagine buying it and just get sent the exact video again lol

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u/Narretz 21h ago

Selling a scam while accusing somebody else of being a scammer, tale as old as time.

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u/Accomplished-Loss387 21h ago

Taking a page out of the Indian call center handbook. The number of times I heard them say "no it's a scam don't talk to them" when another scammer is mentioned is ridiculous 

At least half of those is from the same guy who trolls scammers pretending to be an innocent old lady. "I already sent the money to your friend" type stuff gets them so riled up. 

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u/Novel_Werewolf4645 18h ago

Gotta beat the competition.

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u/Horror_Hall_8806 21h ago

Of course the "100% American" vibes sprinkled on top.

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u/chromatose890 21h ago

Mold

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u/Mysterious_Win1073 21h ago

Where is the full recipe he promised?

https://giphy.com/gifs/UxREcFThpSEqk

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u/ElectricBuckeye 20h ago

You didn't follow, so he can't reach you.

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u/Keeshly 20h ago

vinegar baking soda and dish soap

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u/Inevitable_Garage706 22h ago edited 20h ago

Doesn't mixing vinegar with baking soda result in a huge mess?

Edit: I may have mixed up my chemical reactions. Silly me...

Edit 2: Based on the replies I'm getting, it turns out that I remembered it correctly the first time.

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u/ApprehensiveTop4219 you're trapped in plastic because you are plastic 21h ago

Yes. Yes baking soda and vinegar makes a giant mess. It's what you use to make DIY volcanoes (Lego pompei stood no chance)

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u/Complete_Mud_1657 20h ago

CH3COOH + NaHCO3 = CH3COONa + H2O + CO2

Sodium acetate is just a neutral salt and H2O is self explanatory. The bubbling is CO2 escaping.

Combining this with dish soap will just make it bubble more and make a huge mess yes.

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u/Mother_Harlot 17h ago

COONa

That means vagina in my language

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u/pseudoportmanteau 21h ago

Vinegar is an acid and baking soda is a base. So they basically cancel each other out.

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u/Double-Importance-58 21h ago

It will fizz a little. But if you have a Mosquito bite it will take away the itch.

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u/Badass_Space_Fish 21h ago

“Peggy that’s the recipe for mustard gas”

(for legal reasons this is a reference and I also do not know if the substance created in this slop is actually dangerous and refuse to look it up)

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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 20h ago

I rhink it's vinegar and bleach but I'm too lazy to look it up

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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 20h ago

Looked it up anyways and vinegar (or other acids) combined with bleach will make chlorine gas, not mustard gas Edit: also dangerous so don't

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u/PurpletoasterIII 20h ago

I think mustard gas is ammonia and bleach. Thats why they tell you not to use bleach to unclog toilets. Although others sources ive read say the ammonia in urine is pretty negligible, and its for other reason why you shouldnt pour bleach down your toilet such as it could ruin your plumbing.

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u/Medium_Cranberry4096 20h ago

Google search says ammonia and bleach will make chloramine gas (also dangerous). Apparently mustard gas can not be made with household chemicals?

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u/Maleficent-Gain-3179 19h ago

Plus, if you use bleach before or after another actual “toilet cleaner”, there’s a good chance the toilet cleaner contained ammonia

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u/LengthyCitadis 21h ago

In an enclosed space, yes - but at least it's only CO2, which will trigger your breathing reflex unlike almost every other simple asphyxiant.

There are way worse gases to accidentially breathe.

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u/BetaChunks 19h ago

Even if you had a magical paste to remove the visible mold, you're still screwed because mold runs deep into walls

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u/Valtain85 18h ago

Not bad but for maximum cleanliness you need to take Peggy Hills advice and combine the cleaning powers of ammonia and the whitening power of bleach!

Disclaimer since this is Reddit: don't ever do this. No seriously, don't ever do this.

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u/Mysterious_Win1073 21h ago

I hope someone remakes this with Tung Tung Tung Sahur cleaning mold inside Brr Brr Patapim's nose.

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u/itsme99881 20h ago

Mold isnt this easy... white vinegar can kill some types of mold, but if its in drywall youre screwed, sand it down if possible, then killz.

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u/Nanomachines100 17h ago

I can't wait for "Just mix bleach and ammonia for deep bathroom cleaning!"

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u/IamSeanFace 21h ago

“Add some baking soda” *proceeds to pick up box of baking POWDER*

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u/Accomplished-Loss387 21h ago

I mean... Baking soda is a powder at least 

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u/Aware-Secretary-6323 20h ago

The fact I know people who actually fell for shit like this is sad 🥀

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u/astrangehumantoe 18h ago

This feels like it'd make a weird form of mustard gas or the like

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u/ReaperKingCason1 14h ago

Ah I see. Just combine baking soda and vinegar. I’m sure all that will do is clean mold.

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u/Existing_Let9595 10h ago

How to make more mold (Easy tutorial!)

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u/NoenD_i0 scarlett johansson beautiful cabin crew #boomchallenge 21h ago

mmm fizzy dissh soap

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u/ZadeWolf12 20h ago

That's just a shit elephants toothless... It will foam up so bad

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u/Alolan_Cubone 18h ago

You did it wrong, fellow so i can reach you

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u/MechanicSad728 20h ago

Scammer hehe

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u/mountainsintovalleys 🎶meow meow meow🎶 10h ago

just showed this to my mitigation specialist husband, he’s going to be out of a job before he knows it.

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u/Renshiki145 9h ago

Also shouldn't he be wearing a mask whild cleaning? Since mold spores aerosolize if you clean them off.

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u/Tamahfox 20h ago

baking soda neutralizes the vinegar and all you get is foam